Benedict Cumberbatch

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Benderdict Cuntberdinck is a ginormous cunt… When asked why he hasn’t put his huge amount of money where his big mouth is and took in some of his ‘beloved’ ‘refugees’, what he said was hilarious…. Cuntberdinck said he ‘couldn’t’ because his ‘house (ie: mansion) wasn’t ready yet and it had no electricity’…. The cunt is a millionaire and could buy a whole street of ‘normal’ houses if he so desired… He could also pay rent and suchlike for a good few ‘refugee’ cunts if he wished to… Truth is he obviously doesn’t, but he expects everyone else to welcome these freeloading filth with open arms… Same goes for the human oil slick, Lineker, and Lily the singing spaz… There’s one thing worse than a bleeding heart cunt, and that’s a plastic bleeding heart cunt….

Nominated by Norman.

Who were the others who promised to take in refugee families? I’m sure Geldof was one – we need to get some updates as to which of these bleeding heart cunts has actually delivered on their accommodation offer. I’m guessing not a single one.

Nominated by Fred West.

208 thoughts on “Benedict Cumberbatch”

  1. That photo of him really says it all doesn’t it? just had a cognac nightcap followed a brandy alexander, and a beer to forgot about cunts like benedict who is in fact a cunt had Arthur Conan Doyle known of his existence would of no doubt kicked his cunt in

  2. I can only imagine that Blair is jealous of Farrons Cunt of the Year 2016 award. Why else would he announce that it his “mission” to change peoples minds about “brexit” and get them to “rise up”. Once again, we voted in the referendum”without knowing the true terms of brexit”. Apparently this creature wants to “build support for finding a way out from the present rush over the cliff’s edge”. The cunt is in the Shitty of London today so with any luck the wanker will take a bullet between the eyes.

    • Exactly, GB – let’s have some really good cuntings of Smirking ‘War Criminal’ Blair and his mission to overturn Brexit, and Shaun or I will put the most creative and/or vicious ones on the front page later today.

      • Absolutely Fred.As soon as I heard the news I was thinking the exact same thing.Make them as vicious and mean spirited as possible cunters!

      • Also if anyone. Knows how to photoshop can they do one of Cherie fucking Tony up the arse with a strapon so me and Fred can use it in the post later?

      • My photoshop skills are legendary – but tempting though it is, that might be just a tad over the top?

        I remember doing something similar when the Scottish Referendum was on. Sturgeon and Salmon with one of them say “That was great! Now let’s go fuck the country…!”

        Happy days…

    • Ha ha yea that’s what i thought when I saw blair on the news earlier!
      He’s obviously jealous that farron beat him to such a prestigious award.
      We can’t rerun the cunt of 2016 referendum but I think that is one referendum that he could change people’s minds on.
      Fuckin cunt’s running in first place for 2017 though I have a feeling this is gonna b a bumper year for cuntishness!

      • Who says we can’t re-run cunt of the year 2016 referendum. I didn’t know what we were voting for in voting for when I voted for Timmy (Although I did suggest that the odious B-liar thing was given
        a Lifetime Cuntcheivment Award) I demand a Re-cunt!

      • I’m suffering from cunters remorse. I voted for Minor Fart (anag) But I didn’t understand how bereft I would feel knowing that the reptilian delusional arsewipe that is T B-liar would go unrewarded for his unceasing cuntishness.
        I demand a re-cunt! Justice must be done.

  3. BREAKING NEWS!!!
    It’s just been announced on BBC 1 that 90,s pop sensation chesney ” I am the one and only” hawkes has released dates and venues for his highly anticipated UK tour…..
    Romford municipal toilets 26-2
    Havant pay and display Car park
    29-2
    Guildford phone box on townfield road. .. 3-3
    Apparently tickets are strictly ltd?? I presume they have only printed half a dozen or so, don’t miss this opportunity to see one of Britains biggest one hit wonders…
    His press office has predicted literally nundreds of fans are expected…..

    • That little cunt Cheesy Hawkes only got a record deal in the first place because his dad was in some Third Division 60s band, and he was ‘great mates’ (Smashie style) with schlongs like Cunt, Aitken and Waterman and other ‘muso’ twats on the late 80s ‘scene’…

      More puke inducing Chesney Cheese here:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm8G84Dl9oc

  4. Oh fuck !! Cunt of the ages Blair is making a speech today!, this sites gonna go ballistic!! Can’t wait 😊

  5. O , the grand old puke of Dork ,
    He had thousands of men,
    He marched them off to nab Soddem,
    And he marched some home again.
    And when there were fuck all MOWDs,
    Ol Tony didn’t care.
    He fixed us all in his reptile eyes,
    ”It’s a cross I’ll have to bear”.

    So he stirred the hornets’ nest,
    And he met with some rebuke,
    But the cash came in Kerching , Kerching
    Though he didn’t find no nuke.
    Now he’s back up on his steed,
    Doing what’s best for all,
    Putting the brakes on lemmings’ feet,
    ‘fore Brexit fucks us all

  8. Emergency cunting needed for the War lord and former prime sinister Tony B.lair , who gas announced that 16million ppl need to rise up and over throw the brexit decision . Because he lost and doesn’t like it that he did .

  9. Blair is a Cunt for the connoisseurs, no flash in the pan like the Gina millers of this world, a proper seasoned veteran with a proven track record, he definitely has the X factor that all legendary cunts possess, a complete and utter lack of self awareness!!
    Forget the 100 year war , we are in the times of the 100 year cunt!!

    • Funny how Blair is calling for a rise up against Brexit when he ignored the rise up against the Iraq war!

      • Isn’t Blair’s ‘rise up’ statement incitement to riot and also high treason?… The cunt should be brought down with a bang.. Never mind that Chilcott bollocks… May and her government should do everything in their power to finally nail, discredit and destroy this disgusting murdering self serving cunt…

      • The heavily edited chilcott report is a fucking joke he should of been held accountable years ago so no it shouldn’t be forgotten about. His proposal to “start attacking brexiters locking them up to save democracy” is sick shite

        May and Blair are birds of a feather . What would May do? She isn’t gonna do a damn thing! Its a nice thought tho I’ll give you that

      • Allow me to summarise and clarify Chilcot. ‘Blair is a lying cunt who KNOWINGLY and I stress KNOWINGLY misled and lies to Parliament about the strength and provenance of the intelligence of Iraq’s alleged possession of WMD. Despite Blair telling the house that it was ‘beyond doubt’ that Saddam possessed them, there was fuck all in the intelligence, mistaken or otherwise to merit this claim. A right fucking porker it was. The Cunt should now have sedition added to his rap sheet.

  10. Once again I’m totally amazed by Tony Blair. Amazed by the cunts arrogance as he spouts his diatribe dismissing the will of the majority, in his William Shatner, Captain James T Kirk, stop speaking half way through a sentence impersonation.

    Encouraging people to rise up and attempt to overturn a democratically derived decision, even through non violent means, is surely traitorous.

    These cunts don’t even manage to get my dander up anymore, they’re just a bore.
    The ballot box was padlocked long ago. Live with it.

    The level of cuntitude oozing from cunts like Blair is at a level previously unknown to humankind.

    “It’s a cunt Jim, but not as we know it”……

    • http://tony-blair-twat.co.uk/ Tony tony with your cheesy smile,
      You have been PM for a very long while,
      Licking ‘Bush’ in more ways than one,
      You remind me of the Devils Son.

      So when you go what will you do?
      Go to the U.S. and start a chat show?
      Tell the yanks how great you are?
      And how in politics you raised the bar.

      Your policies are shit, your wife’s a dog
      You have left the UK in an immigrant fog
      with nowhere to turn I will say this
      My life is no longer bliss.

      This country sucks and it’s all your bag.
      Well you, your cabinet, and your deputy fag.
      I hate it here I have to move.
      I have to find some English groove.

      So I am off to land to start again
      Away from you and number Ten.
      Goodbye Tony and thanks a lot.
      For all you have done, you stupid clot.

      Goodbye England I will miss you loads.
      But I cannot stand these foreign toads.
      Taking all thats mine and all I had.
      Like all of you I am very sad.

  11. I recommend Tom Bower’s biography of Blair in government to show just what a deluded, incompetent, greedy pair of cunts the Blairs are.
    And as Bower hasn’t been sued then the revelations are certainly true. Much of our current problems stem directly from this vain cunt’s incompetence.

    • Strangely, I have a copy of “Tony Blair: A journey”. Not sure why as I’ve never gotten round to reading it in case the Kindle can’t take the strain…

  12. I wonder how generation remainer snowflake feel about getting into bed with a war criminal sex offender? No, sorry, what was I thinking? Of course they will be OK with it, they have already embraced the religion of peace so why not that cunt?

  13. I’d like to nominate Tony Blair for a cunting.

    His utter contempt of the British people as being “too thick to decide” with regards to Brexit (and that cuts both ways against those wishing to leave as well as those wanting to remain) just exudes everything that is wrong with him and his faux left-wing cronies, i.e., “Ours is the party of the people! Now let us dictate exactly how you live because you cannot be trusted to make any decision for yourselves. Power to the people! We just don’t expect you to use it, we’ll do that for you.”

    The conceited superiority of this cunt really needs slapping down! And would he have been so vocal had the result gone the other way? His way, the gravy train for him and his cronies way?

    It’s no secret that Tony B.Liar had designs on the top seat in the EU with all of his toadies in tow like Mandy Mandelson and Alistair Campbell, which halted as the WMD scandal hit.

    But now the cunt is back and is shilling for another seat in the EU and his vehicle is to rabble-rouse the remoaners into kicking off (not that they need much of an invitation), even after parliament has now decided and passed through that Article 50 should be invoked (House of Lords aside – another nest of unelected cunts).

    The cunt has obviously been promised something from Juncker, Tusk or Verhofstadt to attempt to derail democracy because once invoked in the UK they’re bricking it that their house of cards will collapse all over them! And let’s face it, that would be no bad thing, unless you’reof the ilk of Tony Blair and his cronies!

    Tony Blair, you are a cunt. An educated lawyer type of cunt (to worm you way out of shit with your smarmy legalese) but when it came to Brexit yours was one vote. When it came to Brexit, mine was one vote.

    Your vote does not count more than mine just because you are a cunt of undefined proportions!

      • Monster…

        That demon eyes poster pops into my head whenever his name is mentioned. Chillingly accurate and about the last ever thing the Tory cunts got right.

      • Remember the baddie Dracula blokey in the original Salem’s Lot? “Mr Barlow” he was called by the James Mason character.

        Tell you now, photo-shop a baldie on Blair and he’s the fucking spitting image! Teeth and all!

      • Encouraging people to ‘rise up’ against a democratic mandate is surely sedition.

  14. Have ye seen Ceuta on the news ?
    About five hundred men clashed with border control and made it into the centre of Ceuta.
    Coz of legalities, once these cunts crossed, they have to be processed, rather than just throwing the cunts back over the fence.
    This was a fuckin attack. Worse, an attack on an international border.
    Ye should see the savages. They’re whooping it up and dancing in the street, when they should be cuffed and bashed.
    Not one of them was under weight, they were all fighting fit , as per usual.
    Its amazing that these cunts get away with violence against European border control, and a bit ironic that they are all supposedly running from violence.
    Some of the cunts sustained injuries, whilst attacking the Guardia, but Al Jazeera cut away there, coz we don’t want to hear about them violently attacking anybody.

    • My whole point was, if Tony Blair thinks we don’t understand brexit, scenes like these show we know what we voted for.

      Stoned again, and the minds a bit foggy.

      • I nearly got myself stabbed up in Ceuta, by a pimp down near the harbour.

        Anyway…

        How come we have not seen any of this on English TV? Neither anything about the same w@g cunts kicking off in Paris? Absolute news blackout.

        Fake news isn’t just news which uses false facts, edits statements until they mean the opposite of what was actually said or panel discussion shows which turn out to be anti-Brexit, anti-Trump echo chambers. Fake news is just as much about what isn’t reported at all, as if MSM does not report it, it never actually happened.

      • Don’t be giving them any ideas. If a horde of kermits managed to storm the border into Gib, would they then have a right to come to mainland UK?

      • Never been to Ceuta, and I’m never going.
        I can see street lights, houses and cars, on a clear day or night.
        That’s close enough for me.

        ————-

        I cant believe the Paris protests haven’t been mentioned on here, this past week.
        Maybe coz its off the wall, bat shite crazy ?
        What I’ve heard is, a black man, not a Frenchman, a black man, was arrested by the polis, and was raped with a truncheon.
        After an investigation, the French polis sayed it was an accidental rape with a truncheon.
        That’s hilarious, and it cheered me up.
        I hate the polis, and i know they shouldn’t be accidentally raping black men with truncheons, but ye’ve got to laugh at the findings of the investigation.
        I am.

        Quality polis.

      • frogs are in the process of simplifying/legitimising shooting the rioters, even if they’re running or driving away – obvoiusly shit scared of “President” Le pen

      • Dakka dakka dakka.

        They’d just end up dancing to that.
        It would be like fish in a barrel.

        Why were more black soldiers killed in Vietnam, than white soldiers ?

        Every time someone shouted “GET DOWN”
        They all started to boogie.

      • Laughing at that one was a bit like rooting the sister-in-law – you know you shouldn’t, but you did anyway! 😁

        Fuck it, I’m 3 down on a 4cer of Shepherd Neame 1698 beer, fucking glorious stuff (especially alongside some Anglesey Sea Salt pork scratchings, or “peaceful vampire” garlic as I call it).

  15. This from that slimy smear of shit, Gary Lineker:

    ‘Whatever you feel about Tony Blair, and yes Iraq will forever stain his reputation, he’s a marvellous orator and speaks much sense on Brexit…’

    Well, if the jug eared crisp eating goalhanging cunt is going to play that game, I could say ‘Whatever you feel about Pol Pot, and yes the Cambodian genocide will forever stain his reputation, he agreed with one thing I approve of….’

    Lineker is a prize cunt, and for all his liberal bullshit, he has the morals of a turd… I suppose if The Yorkshire Ripper said he hated Brexit, Lineker would like him too… What a fucking premium cunt…

    • What next from Lineker? ‘Whatever you feel about Ian Brady, and yes raping, torturing and murdering kids with his bitch Hindley, and then burying them like dogs in unmarked graves will forever stain his reputation… But he also doesn’t like Brexit, so I say wipe the slate clean and let him off…’

    • Well when the invasion that Lineker is welcoming in won’t actually affect him will it! Cunt!

      • Adolf Hitler was a “marvellous orator” as well

        “And whatever you feel about The Holocaust and Blitzkrieg staining his reputation, he spoke much sense on getting buses and trains running on time…”
        etc etc

      • I’ll tell you of two great orators IMO who I saw live. The easy one was Sir Patrick Moore who gave a lecture in Stoke in the early naughties, well into his dotage, but for a relatively dry subject I was hanging on his every word and what went on for an hour and a half was like 10mins.

        The second was a few moons earlier when Brian Sewell did the rounds at the local uni’ (Keele) and Poly (North Staffs). When he came on I thought: “Oh fuck that plummy cunt who they drag out on TV from time to time! Right time to get beers in then”

        But actually he made a lot of sense, quite witty, and endeared himself to the folk in the lecture hall.

        O’course that evaporated when he continued to be a cunt of TV but live – as we say in Stoke: ” ‘e wah o-rate!”

  16. Sadiq Khan is a cunt. His latest stroke of genius is to raise London’s congestion charge by a tenner for vehicles over ten years old. In other words, penalising drivers too poor to buy a newer car or punishing them for not buying new products.
    The party of the working man…

      • So any poor self employed sod who works in London and runs an older van because it’s all he can afford will be financially fucked. More small businesses shafted, more little people getting a kicking, more usable cars vans and bikes getting scrapped or sold off at a loss and more shiny new products being sold on the never never to desperate cunts that can’t really afford them.
        And all for the sake of “The Environment” of course.
        How long before the Congestion Charge goes Nationwide?
        Because it will…

    • I had the misfortune to hear the envoy of the religion of peace aka Sadiq Cunt Mayor of Londonistan on the radio news this evening. The beebistan broadcasting caliphate were more than happy to let the ‘peaceful’ cunt spout his drivel.
      I think it it may have been an erstwhile cunter on this site who pointed out a while ago that his only real true mayoral role is to keep the tubes and buses running on time…..

      Yet… He waffles on about air pollution, numbers of cases of illness all across the country, the big threat polluting vehicles pose, time to tax the worst offenders…

      A tip for you Sadiq old chap. No one outside of the Islington bubble gives a flying fuck about you or what you may think about air pollution and certainly around these parts older dirty diesel vehicles are the life blood of the more rural communities. So get back inside your London safe area and shut the fuck up preaching to the rest of the country. We are not interested, you cunt.

  17. That treasonous sack of shite, Blair, should be done away with, November 5th should be made a bank holiday and the bonfire festivities should be officially renamed ‘Blair Night’, and effigies of the cunt should burned forever more…

    • When you think about it Norm, Guy Fawkes was a traitor but he only had one offence (well 3 actually). Tony blair on the other hand has thousands of equal or greater measure million times the traitor. We should definitely change it from guy fawkes night to tony blair night I vote in favor of that

    • You could could call it the Which Blair project, as in which Blair you would chuck on the bonfire first…..

  18. There is reason why they called the cunt Teflon Tony . No matter what the shit stain does , and how blatant the rat faced little scrot is he just walks off smiling that demented smile free as a bird and some how financially far better off then he was before . Fuck him and that bog monster he calls a wife pair of putrid cunts.

  19. Has mike Russell of snp had a proper cunting? If not he really should have, from lying back in October 2016 that he had positive conversations with Spain regarding Scotland joining the EU, to his failure to understand that 49 is a larger number that 11.9, the 49 billion pounds of trade that Scotland do with the uk is apparently not as good as the 11.9 Scotland does with their beloved EU??, Scottish trade with the EU has been flat lining since 2002 whilst trade with the UK has been booming!!! , but according to this wonky eyed remainiac the single market is the really important one for Scotland?? Go figure?, all became clear this morning on parliament TV, want he wants to see is Scotland in the EU but have tariff free engagement with the UK!!, to coin the over used and annoying EU expression sounds like he is “cherry picking ” Cunt!!

    • The Beeb are pumping it out at full throttle. I think they’re quite happy to see their hero plotting his resurrection. Even the tone is like ‘back in the game’. Another sad day for democracy.

      • Everyone knows the Beeb have a left wing london centric bias that is present to their very core.

      • It was funny, hearing John Sopel reply to Trump at yesterday’s press conference, after Trump, on hearing he was BBC, said here’s another beauty, to which Sopel replied “impartial, free and fair”. The cunt sounded like he believed it himself! Neither impartial or fair, and £140 quid a year is hardly free…..

      • Sopel is like a schoolboy snivelling version of a cunt…
        POTUS Trump wiped him away like the turd he is.

      • Not left wing, “liberal”.

        Liberalism is the new evil in the world especially as it’s current bastardisation is basically fascism!

  23. Nothing to do with with Blair, Brexit etc…. but just heard Stevie Nicks on the radio singing “Landslide”…..Fuck me,she was good.

    • Good at snorting coke you mean haha she had a decent voice I guess. Have you got a soft spot for fleetwood mac? Personally I preferred the peter green danny kirwan bluesrock lineup of the band more. Then Play On and Kiln House were pretty good albums

      • I do like a bit of Fleetwood Mac, but I think what got me today was that I was coming back from the funeral do for a lad who got blindside punched by some pathetic little plastic gangster, and this song came on as I was driving home.

        Makes you stop and think, I guess.

      • The blindsided punch brought him down eh? well at least his soul can be at rest and can go its own way, no body jumped in to save him dick? um heroes are hard to find

        Sorry I can’t think of any other references to fleetwood mac songs … Oh Well, guess your friend wasn’t a Man of the world hopefully hes on the sunnyside of heaven now Sorry bout your friend

  24. That filthy tube of smegma Blairt needs fucking disemboweling in fucking Trafal-fucking-ger square. If this doesn’t propel the cunts in Stoke to back Vivyen Nuttall next week then we are all fooked. Hopefully this Key-UNT war monger speaking out will be the best thing that could have happened for Brexit. The monumental preek dunt give two monkeys for the people of this country. He is just a megalomaniac desperate for EU presidency. I put the cunt on a par with David Ike with his deluded visions of seeing himself as some kind of Idol. Can’t think of any words to adequetly describe how much I fucking detest this vile excuse for a human being other than CUNT. Napalm the cunt up his choccy starfish along with Cuntiker.

    • Blairt lol was that misspelling intentional? Sounds like shart where you fart but shite comes out HAHA Tony Blairt the master sharter

      Hey mate David Icke hasn’t killed anyone so how is he even on par with the likes of Tony Blairt? Also David Icke saved my life by telling me about the reptilian overlords who control this sick world

      • Well that’s true TS. I spose David Icke does have a point. Blurt is a fucking disease spreading his virus to gullible wankers who for whatever reason think the EUseless is worth dying for. Can’t fucking fathom it me. Think I’ll get smashed then see if it makes any sense.

  25. Sorry I havent put Blaires nomination up.Out on the piss for first time in a while:p

  26. If I was a manager/owner of a construction company and I didn’t abide by any Health and Safety rules/regulations , I fully knew that I was cutting corners and it was wrong and I asked my employees to take risks in their jobs knowing that they could be injured, maimed or even killed by the results of my actions, I would have everyone crawling around my workplace making sure that I was a total cunt in ignoring all Health and Safety issues and putting my workers at risk when not necessary and if a worker(s) dies due to my incompetence I would expect a prison sentence and a fairly heavy one. Now let us have a look at that smarmy smiling cunt Blair. A war based on nothing but lies, I believe Blair knew that they wouldn’t find any WMDs, but that wasn’t going to stop him sending troops to their certain death. Wars will always have deaths and casuailties, no escaping that but to fight an unjust war and then become a Middle East peace envoy and show nothing but arrogance and contempt is a fucking crime in itself. To watch this cunt on the news earlier and talk about his “mission” sent my blood pressure into overdrive. I hate this cunt probably more than any other Prime Minister that has served this country, and we have had a few fucking wankers in at No.10

    • Actually Blair probably did ‘believe’ Saddam had WMD’s because there was fuck all in the intelligence reports to support this. He took us to war not on evidence but on his inner ‘belief’.

  27. first time comment, long time follower (since nov 2016) i felt the need to come on this site and leave a comment because, only tony bastard blair is back on the scene inciting anti-brexit cuntishness, with the audacity to get on national tele and stir remoaners emotions to fight brexit. what a cunt.

  28. It’s official, Blair is a cunt, I can see what he’s doing, he’s trying to get fans after becoming hated for the Iraq war. I think he thinks people will start liking him again if he backs the remain cunts. Sorry to disappoint fellow cunts but I like Benedict Cumberwumba. I also like Sherlock, I’m just hoping it’s a blip and he’s trying to say stuff to.keep in with the BBC?
    I’m shit faced tonight. I’m now redundant and had my last day at work, don’t hold up much hope, all there is in the best city in the world – SUNDERLAND!! Is care work, and apprenticeships – I’m not aged between 16-24 so I’m fucked on that one to, apprenticeships seem to be replacing people in jobs like I did on the cheap, I’ve been replaced by a apprentice.

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