Dead Pool [52]

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Congratulations to Fred West (me) who correctly predicted that Elephant Man John Hurt would be next to pack his trunk and say goodbye to the circus. Off he went with a trumpety-trump, trump, trump, trump. So it is time to move onto Dead Pool number 52.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Bruce Forsyth
Brian Cant

 

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [52]”

  1. Stirling Moss
    Prince Edward the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to you Fred

  6. Nice one Fred

    John Noakes
    Julie Goodyear
    Bill Treacher
    Chuck Berry
    Hugh Hefner

    • Ive had Chuck for the past year you cunt. He is immortal . Thank fuck I can now choose someone else.

  8. Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Sir Bob Jones
    Winston Peters

    Well done Fred.

  14. Nice work Fred, this bunch for me

    Dobro Dobrev
    George P Schultz
    Clifton James
    Raymond Chow
    Mary Wilson

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

  16. Congrats Fred.
    Shame really, old John was one of the few actors I still had a little respect for. Still, life goes on and so does Dead Pool so…

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Colin Dexter
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy

  17. Robert Mugabe
    Keith Richards
    Buzz Aldrin
    Roger Bannister
    Gina Miller

    The last one was because there’s always hope.

  20. Nice one, Fred…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Wilf McGuinness
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Martin Landau

  21. Hurt was a prize luvvie, but a top bollocks actor with it… Everyone says Elephant Man, but he was superb in Nineteen Eighty Four, 10 Rillington Place, Alien, and Little Malcolm… He was also the only decent thing in that diabolically shite Doctor Who 50th anniversary crap…
    RIP, Dahling…

    • John Hurt knocks spots off all these modern ‘greats’ like Benderdict Cuntberdinck, Fairy Redmayne, Martin Freebloke, and Michael Fatbender…

    • Since some other shady cunt has nicked Chuck I will go for……….Jerry Lee Lewis.

  24. Nancy Sinatra
    George Bush (the one married to Barbara)
    Loretta Lynn
    Cherie Blair
    Gerry Adams

  26. Very sad, cracking actor, but well done Fred.
    Jimmy Carter
    David Lynch
    Lionel Blair
    Bernard Cribbins
    Bobby Charlton

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