Dead Pool [51]

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Congratulations to King and Cuntry who correctly predicted that Allo Allo star Gorden Kaye would be next to pop his clogs at 75.So it is time to move onto pool number 51.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My Nominations (Shaun)

Tony Booth
Kirk Douglas
Brunhilde Pomsel
Billy Graham
Nobby Stiles

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [51]”

  1. This time around;

    Jahya Jammeh
    Andy Fordham
    Dobri Dobrev
    George P Schultz
    Jan Michael Vincent

  3. I’d like to nominate The Supreme Court for a cunting.

    They have ruled that the government cannot trigger article 50 without interference from everyone and their dog in parliament sticking their oar in!

    The vote was a majority of 8:3 – so we have 3 loyal servants who agree with the people and 8 traitors who agree with some Guyanan cunt who doesn’t realise how lucky she is in being able to enjoy the freedoms of this country!

    Tell you now if they think they can stop the Brexit Theresa May advised of last week (out of the EU, out of the single market, out of their laws and out of having to suffer every Tom, Dick and Stavros coming here) then the marches on London will make the ones against Donald Trump look like a card school in comparison!

    I’ve never marched on anything in my life but I’ll be at the head of the queue on that one.

    Utter, utter, traitorous cunts!

    • Are you really surprised? We will never be allowed to leave, there is too much at stake for the EU gravy train.

      Let’s face it even if the UK did leave we would still adopt all EU rules and regulations anyway, most come from world bodies, WTO, WHO, IPCC etc.

      To trade with the EU all products will have to adhere to all EU regulations, so really what would change. Frankly very little.

    • Just watching it on tv and I damn near put my foot through the screen when that grinning, smarmy, motherfucker Dier dos santos was speaking.
      If this lot want a revolution then they are going the right way about it. As the people who want to leave are in the majority however, this bunch of cunts will be up against the wall if they don’t wind their pissant necks in.

    • Rebel, am the same as you in that I have never been on a demonstration in my life but would be shoulder to shoulder with you on this one.

      • Other than saving teeny weeny spiders from whinging splitarses, I’m not doing owt….count me in.

    • Forgotten about I would think.

      I can’t see any demonstrations or significant opposition arising from a parliament ‘ignore the referendum decision’, and they know it.

      The biggest problem will be all the left wing remoaning libtard cunts will realise that whinging, moaning, and general crybaby behaviour actually works. Gawd help us all in the future

      • Absolutely not!If they vote it down there will be a movement bigger than anything in our lifetimes.I reckon it will go through though.

      • “all the left wing remoaning libtard cunts will realise that whinging, moaning, and general crybaby behaviour actually works”
        Absolutely. We don’t give in to terrorism, don’t give in to these cunts either.

  5. The MP’s wont vote against Brexit, some might but most won’t dare, their seats in parliament depend on it. The lords might be more tempted to vote it down but then an unelected body deciding to overrule a democratic vote might find itself in deep shit.

    Brexit will happen, the most they can do is delay it, which will piss the EU off as they want a clean in\out, the EU may even cut us off flat in which case the Gina Millers of the world will of managed to get in their eyes the worst possible result.

    Silly cunts.

    • I think I am right in saying the government could use the Parliament Act to get the Brexit bill through the Lords if they tried to stop it.
      As for the Miller cunt and her ilk, I am hoping no deal is done and we walk away from the negotiations. All her huffing and puffing will have been in vain.

    • No the deal Rab C. Nesbit (Salmond), Wee Jimmeh Krankie (Sturgeon), Tiny Timmy Farron and the rest of their socio-globo-libero EU arse lickers want is the worst of both worlds for the UK!

      I.e. a shit trade deal for the UK with all of the EU trimmings that no one wants (EU Law and the free movement of people – mainly into the UK).

      Once again: “Oh yes we voted to leave the EU but not the single market!”

      FUCK OFF! Can we stay in the single market and NOT accept EU Law and the free movement of workforce (if you count Romanian beggars as a “workforce”)? No.

      If that had been on the table, Cameron would have gotten it and there would have been no referendum required. However he could not get those guarantees from unelected Juncker, et. al., and therefore a referendum was held.

      So the main issues (apart from the EU being economically corrupt and morally bankrupt) was sovereignty over our laws and sovereignty over our borders. You cannot have those AND be in the single market, ergo, we voted OUT of the EU AND the single market!

      What part of this do these (so called) democratic cunts NOT understand?

      Pretty fucking plain to me, and I’m one if these thick, racist, Northern cunts who had no idea what they were voting for!

      Go fuck yourselves you cunts! I’m not thick, I’m not racist but I am Northern and I actually want a better lot for me and mine over and above some cunt squatting here from down-town Bucharest!

      Funny thing is, if you asked most ordinary UK folk – when the virtue signal cameras are off – they’d, surprise surprise, say the same thing.

      The only cunts twisting on – just like the Trump vote – are the minted liberal fuckers who’s privileged lives won’t change one iota while the rest of us have to foot the bill and cope with the results of *their* (unwanted) interference!

      It’s to be sure if their towns became little Warsaws or Sophias or Bucharests then they’d simply move to another location – which is easy to do when you’re minted.

      Not so easy to do when you can barely pay the mortgage/rent on the place you’ve got now (as UK wages stagnate in deference to the Johnny come lately EU states wages which are on the up), you’re fucked, you just have to live with it!

      But don’t you dare moan that your village/town/city has been transformed from a UK city into a mini Warsaw or Sophia or Bucharest because Lily Allen, Gary Lineker and all those other minted libtard shills say that that’s racist.

      Well I hope you’re all proud of yourselves when you cripple what could have been a great nation again! Utter cunts!

  6. Should the libtard deniers’ antics result in a diluted brexit or a brexit on reduced terms (because we might actually piss off the Brussels oriented autocrats with all this prevarication) they won’t give a fiddler’s fuck for the collateral damage they cause to us mere trogladytes who will have to suck up the shite . Instead they will bask in the sanctimonious , little pony smugness glow of their moral superiority , unaffected by the shit-fest they have foisted on real people , both brexiters and decent remainers alike.

    • Bring on the tough deal for the UK. We import more than we export to the EU. I think we can do without European cars, food, wines etc etc. The consequences will be worse for them than for us. fuck them.

      • If the pro-Brexit press have something on Miller, they need to use it…This means war… 17 million people have had their faces pissed in…

      • The thing the elitist eastablishment cunts dont realise is that if they prevent Brexit they are in effect signing their own death certificate.Their world view is dying at the hands of the largest and most diverse group in British history.It is weird that right wing populism is now the counterculture amongst the young.The amount of people my age who are waking up to the fact that the political elite and cultural marxists have screwed us.I just hope the trend continues.

  7. My melon is truly and utterly twisted, so right now all i can shout is , did ye see that smug fucking look on (Va)Gina Millar’s face as she stood up to the mic ?

  8. Denzel Washington has been nominated for an Oscar.
    Black are happy this year coz blacks have been nominated.
    Brilliant, excellent.
    But i smell a rat, coz Denzel Washington is a very, very shite actor who has been making straight to DVD filums for years.
    I couldn’t give a fuck about the Oscars, and i wont until BD Wong gets one. (that’ll be next year)

    Where are the Asians, Maori, Abos, Eskimos, Armenian or Siberian nominations.

    There’s also an Irish/Ethiopian actress being nominated.
    What Irish cunt was mating with an Ethiopian ?
    Geldof, maybe ?

  9. I’m sure someone’s on this already, but we need to compile a list of which MP votes which way, and let every voter know who has disregarded the votes of the majority in their constituency.
    Whatever their political colour, they need a lesson in democracy. We elect them to carry out our wishes, and if they ain’t going to do that, they can fuck off out of their cushy job and we’ll get someone in who will.
    Cunts.

  10. Kip nivin
    Rula lenska
    Antonio fargas ( huggy bear)
    Claude juncker ( Cunt)
    Dos santos ( Gina millers co complainant) ( Cunt)

  15. 1. Vera Lynn
    2. Prince Phillip
    3. George Bush snr
    4. Bruce Forsyth
    5. David Attenborough

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