Dead Pool [51]

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Congratulations to King and Cuntry who correctly predicted that Allo Allo star Gorden Kaye would be next to pop his clogs at 75.So it is time to move onto pool number 51.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My Nominations (Shaun)

Tony Booth
Kirk Douglas
Brunhilde Pomsel
Billy Graham
Nobby Stiles

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [51]”

  4. King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Bill Treacher
    John Noakes
    Julie Goodyear
    June Whitfield

    Congrats

    • Ginger – Is this a list of who you hope will go first rather than who you think will go first?
      If that’s the game, then I’ll add Sting, Phil Collins and that cunt with crap hair from Dire Straits.

  9. Gazza
    Rolf Harris
    Stuart Hall
    Richard ‘I don’t fucking believe it’ Wilson
    Donald Trump

    • beaten by millisecond on Gazza. Like his late tackle against ze Germans in 1990 WC.

      Will go for Hilary Cunton

      • Cheers indeed Dick, one of Jefferys methods for knocking out his victims was spiking their drinks with heavy sleepers like xanax or valium

        I wonder if Barbra Bush really was aliester crowley’s bastard child fucking looks like him eh? lol

      • You know Dick had you picked Butch Trucks from Allman brothers instead of Greg Allman you would of had yourself a winner

        Whats depressing is Butch shot himself in front of his wife! Who wants to guess if they had a rocky relationship? Probably a relationship guided by money. I’m guessing she was a bit of a gold digger and racked up the bills or maybe I’m wrong perhaps it was Infidelity I dunno

      • Just my fucking luck T.S. He was a cracking drummer in a cracking band. Amazed that he went before Greg Allman,who, I reckon,will give me the win before much longer.

  12. L Peter Carrington
    Vera Lynn
    Prince Phillip
    David Rockerfeller
    Bob Hawke

    Congrats to King and Cuntry

    Note : I Would have put Black and White Cunt as favorite if he got in ahead of Fred again.

    • Surprised manson is still kicking must be running on days one would think

      Also this is the 4th deadpool for january, who knows we could have a 5th before the month ends

  16. “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Stirling Moss
    Prince Edward the Duke of Kent
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats King and Cuntry

  17. anybody seen the video of the old black bloke with dreadlocks who was tazered? views? looks to me like he had a massive chip on his shoulder and if he’d just co-operated he could have been on his way with no problems. i’m sure certain people will choose to see it differently.

    • The cunt was a liaison between the community and the polis.
      To me he was acting the cunt, and thought as hes a pillar/pillock of his community, that he was above them, zzzaaappp, no yer not, cunt.

      Why do black people in western countries need a person of the same colour to deal with the authorities ?
      In certain parts of America, black officers deal with problems in black neighbourhoods, why ?
      If that’s the case, i wont speak to another copper unless his Mater was English and his Da was Scottish.
      Oh, and if he’s a vegeterian pothead that would be better.

      • I refuse to talk to anyone unless they are a Black and White cunt, as nobody apart from me admits to being one I end up talking to myself. I was thinking of going on the dole, I’ll walk on the Job Centre and shout “I’m a Black and White cunt” I’m sure they’ll help me out.

    • Fuck me that’s a shame. Saw them at the Stadium in l’pool in the 70’s. Why couldn’t it have been Farroon or Claggy. Cunts.

      • Was a great & very unique drummer and even though I’m far from the biggest CAN fan they made some great music Future Days & Soundtracks are my favorite from them

        Shame Damo Suki left when he did tho kinda fucked up the band permanently They definitely influenced a fuck load of bands I’m 100% sure Joy division, Bowie, The Fall, Roxy Music and Stone Roses were inspired by CAN

  23. Good evening Katie, good evening world.
    Here are the votes of the Tokyo jury…

    Michael Caine
    Vivienne Westwood
    Franz Beckenbauer
    Jimmy Greaves
    Tommy Steele

  24. George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Colin Dexter
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy
    and congrats to K & C

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