More specifically the character called “Kerry Whyatt”. The character is pretty much your average chav slag you get in this sort of programme, loose morals and an even looser vagina.
The difference here being the character played is a Type 1 diabetic, which means you must inject insulin to be able to function.
I’ve been diabetic for over 50 years now, and it’s no trivial matter to deal with. I must be very careful what I eat, monitor my blood sugar and take injections. If you keep your blood sugars within a normal range, you can lead a normal, productive life.
If your blood sugars go too high, it fucks your kidneys, eyes and feet up.
If it goes really high, you go into a coma and die. If it goes too low, you go into a coma and die. This can happen on any given day. So, nothing trivial about this condition.
This character eats all day fucking long all day long (sweets,cakes etc) , drinks like a fucking fish and never ever checks her sugar levels, . Oh, she went blind in one episode, but the Sainted NHS managed to sort it all out of course
Recent episode, she broke into a sweet factory, downed a bottle of whiskey and eat 10 chocolate bunnies, all with no ill effect.
To trivialise type 1 diabetes in this manner is fucking unacceptable. Cunts
Nominated by: AndyC
It’s possible to go on a tour of the Emmerdale set,only £29 for 4 hours,bargain. Fuck Hollywood,I’ll go crawling round some shitty,damp village full of miserable Yorkshire twats…..Might get to peek into Edna Birches’ dressing room while she’s disrobing….nice.
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She has been dead a while now so probably smells a bit.
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Is she? Well that’s finished me from watching Emmerdale again. I hope someone had the vixen in the Dead Pool.
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I dont think anyone did.It was about last Christmas she died I think.
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It’s £50 quid for 2hrs.
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Fucks sake!! I’d want a ride on Betty Eagleton for that kind of money,although I’d never be able to hold out for the full 2 hours if I was pleasuring that geriatric glamour-puss… “Get yer false teeth out Betty,and wind yer gums around this.”
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Dick, you know far too much about Emmerdale than is good for you…….
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The only episode I ever willingly watched was the one where an airliner crashed onto the village.
Time for another plane crash maybe, but this time make it a B-52 with a full payload.
Just to make sure…
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The B-52’s a kitschy new wave yank rock band they weren’t the worst band I ever heard but they deserve to get jihaded for Rock Lobster alone
Fun fact: Rock Lobster got John lennon back into music thus killing him, the irony
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I’ve always had the b-52’s down as the worst band ever.
B-52’s
Starship
Coldplay
Scorpion
Bon Jovi
That’s my top 5 worst bands.
Its only an opinion , and i went a bit off topic, but the worst song of all time was mentioned………
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One Direction would have to trump all though?
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Bands, not an all singing, all smiley, all dancing, all cocksucking, non music playing group……….. 🙂
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I did a vicious cunting on the B-52s, but it hasn’t appeared yet… My worst bands ever?
Boomtown Rats
Elastica
B-52s
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Blur
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Kate Pierson does have a brilliant voice though, was very doable back in the day, shame she’s a carpet muncher
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I can think of about 50 other shite bands before I name B-52s as one Starship, coldplay would definitively be in top 5 tho
Piss poor arena rockers starship is basically jefferson airplane meets AOR minus the psychdelia
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To be fair, my hatred stems from the only two songs that I’ve heard from them, Love shack and rock lobster .
After hearing that shite, I’m not brave enough to give anything else of theirs a go.
The only other sing I’ve heard with a connection to them is Shiny Happy People, and we all know how bad that is……….. 🙂
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Love shack is horrible, I hate that song. The album tracks on the 1st album are alright apparently their 2nd album is better but I haven’t heard it yet.
The B-52s kinda remind me of the talking heads infact I get them confused sometimes I have like 4 or 5 tracks to justify their existence in a folder that’s all Shiny Happy People is annoying fair enough I don’t really care for REM anyway
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Does every programme or soap have a Geordie Slag in it these days?….
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Talking of Geordie slags, Cheryl Cole has announced that her pregnancy will not interfere with the release of her new music….A delighted and relieved nation celebrates.
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Call me cynical, but she marries Cashley Hole, but she’s in a ” popular” group, so no time for babies.
Divorce/no kids.
Marries non sleb restaurant owner, but discovers he’s not famous enough.
Divorce/no kids.
Goes out with a member from one of the biggest (pile o shite) pop bands, realises that their combined fame could keep her famous for years, like posh and becks, and gets pregnant.
All timed perfectly for the x factor and her new boyfriends solo career…………….
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I don’t think that she was ever in any danger of getting pregnant by Ashley,more likely that he got pregnant by Big Sol.
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I get your drift…. Surprised me that Ashley’s mate, JT, didn’t get Slapper Chezza up the duff though..
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I always thought that she drank from the furry cup…her pregnancy was probably the result of a dildo shaped like Sandi Toksvigs’ forearm dipped in a drop of Elton Johns’ regurgitated man-juice.
John Terry is a cunt,but I can’t help having a bit of respect for him…he’ll stick it anywhere,bet even his sister is wary of bending over in front of him.
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Could you imagine a female duo outfit of Cheryl Tweedy and Victoria Adams!
Gives me the shudders just thinking about it!
Didn’t Tweedy bust two auto-tune boxes trying to record “Fight for your love”? Probably not, but I like to think she did.
So, got her claws into some pussy struck juvenile now eh? No doubt by giving him both holes and a gobble.
Well when the kid pops out and needs changing she can do it and Liam at the same time.
What kind of a cunt name do you reckon that poor kid’s going to end up with? Cheriam, Liayl or some shit like that anyway – poor cunt.
Liam could have shot himself in the foot there because the fans of No Direction are your 12-16yr old teeny-bopper girls who still think they’re “in with a chance” – even the 20 stone cankle ones.
Once they know he’s gotten a granny (in their eyes) up jack stick he’ll be as attractive to them as a lepper with eczema!
The fame will dry up, along with Tweedy’s lady-bits and then she’ll be on to some rich billionaire 50yrs her senior next.
Talentless harridens the pair of them (Tweedy/Adams)!
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I didn’t know that he was in One Direction… I honestly thought that they were all pooves,infact I thought that it was a requirement to be queer if you wanted to be in a boyband. Louis Walsh vets them person-anal-y before he allows Simon Cowell to check their vocal range.
All goes to vindicate my theory that Cheryl is a rug-muncher inseminated by artificial means.I’m going to write to Cheryl demanding photographic evidence of her being inseminated by a male,or I’ll reveal the truth on Question Time.
The nation deserves the truth.
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Quite right, AndyC. I thought these programmes were supposed to be realistic. But then I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch soap operas. I’m type 2 and it’s diet controlled, as long as I eat and drink sensibly, I don’t need to take medication. So I do, because I hate needles, and I already rattle with the tablets I take for other ailments.
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Being diabetic must be like living in a hell of your own so just so I grasp this, you can’t eat sugar of any kind right aside from aspartme and stevia?
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Any sort of carbohydrate are a problem, so bread, potatoes, rice all affect your blood sugar, but the simpler carbs like sugar get digested and into your bloodstream more quickly.
T1 like me inject insulin to get it converted into energy, so it’s a matter of balancing what you eat with what you need to inject.
Personally, I keep carbs to a minimum, so it’s easier to manage.
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If its a boy,then i think it’ll be Simon, for a girl, North East. In homage to Kim and kanye and Newcastle……….
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The only fact I ever learned from a Soap Opera is not to watch soaps
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The reason I’ve been putting off getting Sky telly is that the missus will end up watching soaps.
I used to have a neighbour who had Sky, and every other evening I’d hear the thuds at the start of neverenders to which I’d respond with some loud music.
I do miss the blonde biker chick from Neighbours though……..
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Never watched much of it but miss mr wilks and old walter who used to stand at the bar,think he was just an extra,very surprised zsana has never gotten a part in it,she makes lots of movies with animals,more tea vicar.
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Anyone involved in the ‘charity single’ done as a ‘Jo Cox Tribute’ is a monumental ginormous Saturn sized cunt and should be drowned in a vat of liquid shit… The fact that they are using the Stones classic ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ (ABKCO, you cunts!) is sickening enough… But to make a record about a murder victim is griefjacking and Dianafication at its gruesome apex… Whoever is involved with this mawkish, almost Scouse-like shite is up there with Gina Miller and Lily Mong for cunt of the year… Wouldn’t surprise me if the musical mong was on it….
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What’s the betting that figures will be manipulated to make it the “Christmas Number One”? I’m sure BBC Radio will happily play it to death (pardon the phrase)…
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I would rather have Cliff at Xmas No. 1 than this sickening Scousefest… And I fucking hate Cliff…
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There’s a line in the song, where Jagger “went da-wun to de demon-stray-shon”
Other than that, i cant see any connection between the song and Jo (martyr) Cox…………
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Or ‘She was practiced at the art of deception…’
She was an MP, after all…
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All those who eulogise Cox should remember her priority was never the working people of Britain… She cared more about ‘migrants’ and her precious EU than any ordinary working family in the UK… So bollocks to this ‘tribute’…
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The song also mentions ‘art of deception’ and ‘blood stained hands’ but I guess they’ll leave those bits out
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Whens Emmerdale gonna get with the times? There’s no polish shop for all those poles who work on the nearby Farms, no Spice of Bengal restaurant, no Yardie crack dealers, no Abdul’s Kebab shop and so on and on.
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Don’t know how they’ve got away with those Dingle cunts all these years…. Inbred cousin fucking weirdos with biblical names like Cain, Exodus and Deuteronomy… The ultimate incestuous pikey gyppo cunts, who would be more at home on a Louis Theroux show….
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I’ve just watched Curzon Ashton v AFC Wimbledon.
3-0 to whoever the fuck Curzon are, with about 15 mins to go .
Wimbledon won 3-4.
Then I’m listening to the Bournemouth v Liverpool (while watching Bolton v Sheffield utd)and the same thing happened.
How the fuck can you throw away a three goal lead with minutes on the clock, and not draw , but lose ?
Its a funny old game………
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“A dildo shaped like Sandi Toksvigs forearm, dipped in a drop of Elton John’s regurgitated man-juice”
Beautiful piece of writing, just beautiful………..
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That was for Dick Fiddler, but ended up down here.
PS. Bolton are now 3-1 up with 5 mins to go.
Any betting men out there , get on Sheffield winning 3-4 sharpish……
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I quite like Emmerdale but it is starting to lose its way particularly with Kerry and some of the other new cast members.It is certainly not the same as it was when you had Jack Sugden Edna Terry Val Pollard and Betty and Seth.Hardly anyone of them have Yorkshire accents anymore and you seldom see any evidence of livestock or farming taking place.Also they recast far too many characters and when doing so completely change their personalities.Having said that Ashley`s dementia storyline has been quite moving although is being played out far too fast as it normally is a much slower process.The drug overdose episode was very well acted too.Definitely feel the show is losing its way though of late.A bit like the archers.When my Grandad listened to it you got a sense you knew what was going on in all the farms but now you seldom hear about what goes on at Tony Archer or Neil Carters farms just about mundane shit.The domestic violence storyline also went on way too long also.
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TV commisioning editors are supposedly looking for more edgy programming and apparently welcome submissions.
Although still no reply to my soap opera blueprint…..
“The Reich Stuff”……the trials and tribulations of a family, running a Nazi gift shop in Golders Green High Street….
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Iron Crossroads?
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Or even “Extermination Street”?
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I’m surprised at you. Don’t you know the Holocaust never happened?
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I’ve heard some of the alternative accounts, usually from the same people who insist that there’s a vast Nazi installation hidden in Antarctica full of back-engineered alien flying saucers. Bloody Youtube…
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Cenk Uglier (or whatever the fuck his name is) of The Young Turds is an extermination denier. Great bloke eh.
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