Dead Pool [46]

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Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who correctly predicted the expiry of the ultimate cougar, Zsa Zsa Gabor, who has expired peacefully at the ripe old age of 99. A sexy lady all her life and a shame she didn’t make the magic ton.

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 46…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it so Dioclese is sticking with his five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne. Gotta get lucky soon!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [46]”

  2. Peter Sallis
    Tony Booth
    Reverend Billy Graham
    Clare Hollingworth
    King Michael of Romania

    • Was tempted to do a Man United managers special: and also include Wilf McGuinness, Big Ron and Fergie along with the Doc and O’ Farrell..

  8. 1. Chuck Berry
    2. John Noakes
    3. Stephen Hawking
    4. Peter Starstedt
    5. Juan Carlos I of Spain

  11. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Same usual still alive annoying cunts please.

    • Cheggers had an annoying sister too… Janice Long was on a TOTP repeat the other day… Irritating cunt she was… Must run in the family… Mind you, they are Scousers…

  12. Well done Shaun
    Sir Lenny (fucking) Henry
    Dawn (Lard Ass) French
    Benderdick Cunterpatch (Still hopeful)
    Richard Cuntis
    Michael sheen. Who has gone from being quite an average actor to toatal cunt this week. another luvvie who thinks he has the right to criticise the masses.

  18. Nice one Shaun, this time around for me;

    Dobri Dobrev
    George P Schultz
    Mary Wilson
    Clifton James
    Richard Baker

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow and Richard Baker the newsreader/broadcaster.

  20. Jill Gascoigne
    Jake LaMotta
    Terry Jones
    Debbie Rowe
    Malcolm Young

    C’mon Santa, I’ll leave you a sherry
    Just as long as I’ve got someone to bury.

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