While we’re at it let’s cunt ‘celebrity chat shows’
FFS! What a tired over the hill excuse for entertainment they are. Most so called celebs only appear on them ‘cos they have something to plug. They only tell you what they don’t mind everyone knowing, anything that could be even the slightest bit interesting and shows them in a bad light, you sure as hell ain’t gonna hear about on a show like Wossys.
I never watch them these days but I remember the overwhelming feeling that I had when I did was ‘ WHO THE FUCK CARES? ‘
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Excellent cunting. Half the problem is that so-called celebrities have no mystique any more. Think of the interviewees Parky had in the old days – you’d never have caught Fred Astaire or Gloria Swanson taking selfies or appearing in Heat magazine. Once every tiny detail of someone’s life is already in the public domain – from their underarm sweat stains to the intimate details of their marriage – chat shows are absolutely fucking redundant.
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Agreed Fred, it’s the same in the music industry. With social media bombarding you with what this and that ‘music’ star got up to last night and what time they had a shower, the overexposure is actually making the cunts less interesting than they already are. So to get noticed they do something ‘crazy’ like the ice bucket challenge. What happened to the good old days when a music star would od on drugs or fight. Damn it I should of been a rock star. I’d show these cunts.
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Correct. We want more like GG Allin. He never took a shower.
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Too true, Black and White Cunt… The Stone Roses are one of the very few artists that still have that mystique about them… They put up a Facebook and Twatter account when they re-formed, but that was just record company bullshit and only gigs and releases are announced on there… The band themselves have nothing to do with it whatsoever… As Brownie said himself, Twitter is like ‘flashing’ and that people feel the need to expose their lives and themselves at every opportunity… I love the fact that in this media whore and social media age, the Roses simply released a 12′ vinyl single (‘Beautiful Thing’) with no video, no TV, no tweets, no press bollocks, and the coverage it got was still huge… Nice one, lads….
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Dead right, Fred… Hard to imagine Robert Mitchum, Humphrey Bogart, or John Wayne doing a ‘Car Pool’ with that fat Corden cunt… Or Janet Leigh or Deborah Kerr taking selfies of their tits and them being plastered all over the web… Shouldn’t have thought of that though… Janet Leigh’s tits… I’ll be awake all fucking night now… I wouldn’t say no to (a young) Deborah either…
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Parkinson was the king of smarminess, a self satisfied arse crawling cunt that used the phrase ‘ you are my favourite author /actor/ jazz musician/ boxer ‘ as appropriate depending upon what wanker was sitting there plugging his latest whatever.
And he still clawing at money on those fucking wank commercials for life insurance whereby somehalf dead cunt is given a cheap plastic pen if he signs up to fuck all less vat.
Cunt.
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GG was a star I would of loved to of seen him live,Barry Scott used to clean up for the band when they had finished ,He loved it.
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Simon Dee was good… Not afraid to take the piss out of guests or himself, but never going over the top, and not trying to be a comedian like those cunts, Ross, Norton, Carr and Colbert…
Parky was a creeping cunt, I agree… And he will dine out on those Ali interviews until the day he shuffles off…
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Gone are the days of Oliver Reed. You’ll never see anything like those interviews again.
Also, can someone tell me why a fucking baking contest winner is on Graham Norton’s show? I vaguely remember many previous baking contest winners over many years, but we never see them on t’tele.
Why is this particular one so special?
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to bring some colour to the show
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The woman who won Bake Off this year barely gets a mention yet Nadiya is still all over the place. Seems odd,no? I had the misfortune of seeing a few minutes of the cunting One Show and the guest was a bloke from Citizen Khan…”dont forget to watch, 8.30 tonight etc” piss right off. I guess viewing figures must be bad…
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That’s bloody right W/C Ollie Reed did some classics from Des O’connor to the Aspel show and my personal favourite from the word .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KzvBohnGtw
Fucking legend that man, would like to see him confront Russell Brand after a few beverages!!
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I’d prefer to introduce russell brand to him sober and anxious If he was shitfaced he might mistake brand for a crossdresser or a tranny lol
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When Ollie takes his specs off and glares at that wigheaded cunt, Letterman, like he’s going to take him out… The smarmy Yankee cunt looked like he was going to shit himself…
And Terry Christian on The Word… Tez gets up to shake Reed’s hand, and Ollie (with a splendid walrus-like handlebar tache) growled ‘Don’t you point your hand at me, Boy!”
And who can forget Bestie On Wogan? ‘Terry, I like screwing, alright?’
They don’t make ’em like George and Ollie any more…
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Mrs D knew Ollie when he was a hospital porter in St Helier Hospital I think it was in Carshalton. Reckons he was really nice bloke… But then she did marry me so I have to worry about her judgement 😁
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I heard he worked in a hospital before he got picked up for a Hammer Horror role and the rest is history.
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My dad never met Ollie, but he used to leave his garage on Chapel Street and go and a have a drink in The Brown Bull… There he met George Best and my old man used to see him regularly in the early days.. My dad never had a bad word to say about Bestie and he always said what a great lad he was…
The old man also said Clive James (who worked at Granada in the 60s), Alan Rothwell and Ken Farrington (Corrie’s David Barlow and Billy Walker) were good blokes too, but that Michael Parkinson and Germaine Greer (also at Granada) were cunts…
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An interesting option for a Chat show would be during/after the interview the audience vote on a Cuntometer. With options from 100% cunt to he/she is OK. How many of these celebricunts would be brave enough to plug there shitty album/comedy DVD. The cunts.
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Good idea , Black and White Cunt, but nowadays the audience seem to laugh and clap at anything and anyone who even has the tiniest bit of fame.
Gar Barlow was derided for years, now he’s the Mozart of UK music. Same as Tom Jones, when I grow up he was a joke act. Now he’s the Elvis of UK music.
And lets not forget a favourite of Andz, Biggins. That cunt was a nobody for years, goes on a some washed up slebs show and comes out the other end a national treasure.
The days of a tough audience are over………
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I would like to nominate Tucker Carlson of Fox News for an un-cunting.
Is he the only prominent news network anchor to fight for the right to have a different opinion to the socio-globo-libero shite being spoon fed to us by cunts?
Probably.
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Speaking of which, can you believe this shite!?!
https://youtu.be/7oOhwHG2Gb4
Oh democracy, where art thou!
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I’ve wondered about this group of people and that is the first time I’ve seen and heard one. It’s never ,in modern times ,voted against the will of the people but with Trump sitting there, due to be sworn in ,will the electoral college vote him out? There may be trouble ahead…..
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I have met a few celebrities in my time and the vast majority were absolute rotters. Only interested in self promotion of some variety or another. The zenith of all these wankstains was Tony B Liar. Surrounded by his CP team and absolutely shitting his pants like the snivelling pathetic wretch he is. A close second was a Mr Clarkson who attempted to have a moan about his valuable time, funny that when they are not surrounded by PR cockwomble anus sniffers and are told to “shut your fucking mouth and piss right off” by two oil and fuel covered techies they suddenly disappear into thin air.
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Met Duran Duran in The Living Room in Manchester in 2004 and they were top blokes… Nothing flash about them and they got the drinks in… Compare that to Mick Hucknall in the same bar… Does the ‘velvet rope’ routine and all the regulars are shunted off so old ginger bollocks can have his ‘private party’ with his ‘entourage’… What a total cunt…
Johnny Marr is a nice lad… Morrissey is a cunt…
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Spot on with Morrisey, a prime bell whacker.
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Johnny Marr is great alright he basically called brexiters traitors all the while he lives in fucking portland, oregon! hypocrite much?
Marr is retarded EU is pure commie globalism dictated by heartless lefty cunts and thiefs I’ll pick our charming man
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Johnny was OK when I met him a few years ago… Mani (Stone Roses) is a top lad too…
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Even though mani always looks pissed off he was probably the only willing member of the group to give a interview. Funny guy
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Reni is actually a great bloke too… He just doesn’t like the showbiz bullshit…
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i see Cordens latest car karaoke is with Madonna. he has written all over his face ‘ look at me !! i’m actually in a car with like Madonna ! , i have fuckin made it i have, i’m fuckin great me’ . errrrrrrr noo, you’re only great to numbskulls who think this shite has any merit when all it is mindless ephemera. fuck off out it yer nitwit.
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I turned off ISAC, put the telly on and there it was.
Some Spanish hipster programme was creaming their pants as they introduced it. If it was a one off, i could say that cunts are just easily amused.
But, as I’ve mentioned before, this is the same “joke” every week.
The slebs and songs are different, but the “joke” is the same. And yet every lefty, sleb loving cunt seem to think it gets funnier.
It also gets a shite load of hits on YouTube.
Stop the world, I’m getting off……..
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Met quite a few slebs myself, the best was Tony Curtis, top bloke.
The worst, and its the only reason I’m name dropping, were Gary Wilmot and Keith Chegwin.
Pair of rude, up their own arse cunts.
I met them through work, just in case anyone thinks i approached the cunts…………
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And how their careers have flourished.
Was Cheggers pissed?
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Mate of mine worked as a waiter on one of those floating restaurants in Monte Carlo in the 90s… Met plenty of celebs, and the ones he said were OK were Don Johnson (big tipper), Michael Caine, Phil Collins, Robert Plant, Gillian Anderson (my mate’s a jammy cunt), Rod Stewart and (of all people) Elton John… He said Madonna was a massive cunt, as were Cruise and Kidman and Turkey neck Paltrow… But the biggest cunt was Denzel Washington… He was nice to the black waiters, but openly treated the white staff like crap… Like slaves, if you like… Fucking racist Uncle Tom cunt..
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My late nan went on a cruise in the Med in the 70″s,and shared a table with Wilfred Bramble.She claimed that he was the most arrogant,obnoxious man that she had ever met.Whilst on the other hand,my sister,through her mutual charity work with Tony Iommi,claims that Tony is a belter of a bloke………………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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The Bramble was a public toilet lover or should i say cottage lover,He was a glory hole star .
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On a Steptoe kick, my dad’s cousin knew Harry .H. Corbett from his youth in Ancoats… He kept in touch with Harry and always said what a great bloke he was…
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Watching the repeats of Top Of The Pops on BBC4, and I suddenly remembered how horrible and shite the ‘Kids (yeah right)’ From Fame’ were… What a load of cunt the show was: a coca-cola commercial extended into an entire series… Yankee bollocks distilled…
And what a load of cunts they were… None of the cunts could actually act or sing and there weren’t even any fit birds in it… Been tortured in recent weeks by ‘High Fidelity’, and the puke inducing ‘Star Maker’…. The Kids From Fame were fucking cunts…
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I remember watching swap shop when i was young and 5 star were on and some one phoned in and spoke to 5 star and when ask what they thought of their new single they said it was shit It was great tv,The look on 5 star faces,I never forgot that one,The phone caller was bang on,Happy Days.
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Fame film was fucking horrible perfect description norm “a coca-cola commercial extended into an entire series” brill
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I believe 5Star’s career imploded after a public toilet incident involving a male member of the group.
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I recall a group called Matt Bianco on Saturday Superstore, and a caller called Matt Bianco a bunch of wankers… Thing is though, it was an accurate description..
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Any so called chat show that has that uber cunt Brand on it is shit. Basically that’s all of them cos the cunt is on every single one, and usually more than once.
Unfunny cunt.
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