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Britpop… Has it ever been cunted?….

It was music for ‘Loaded/FHM reading oafs and lagered up tosspots, basically… Suede (who hated Britpop anyway) were alright, Bluetones, and Pulp had their moments, but the rest of it was out and out shite… Blur (piss poor Kinks and Barrett era Floyd impersonators), Oasis (crappy Rutles impressions), Elastica (utter crap, featuring ugly Suede/Blur groupie as ‘singer), Manic Street Preachers (stadium rock sub-U2 drivel), Sleeper (another load of shite with an ugly bitch as a singer), and Kula Shaker ( all I can say is ‘For fuck’s sake!’)….

Any missing?..

Nominated by: Norman

64 thoughts on “Britpop

  1. Just call it Europop

    The country formally known as Great Britain died today, betrayed by the liberal elite

    Cunts

    • The cunt BBC cunt radio Cunting news has been saying all day that the government has been humiliated and is disappointed. No, it’s the poor cunts who voted leave that are disappointed. I hope those fucking traitors that pushed this travesty through the courts choke on it. Bye bye democracy.

      • …. I’m still a bit bemused by the BBC … remain in the EU to the fucking core ….. all reporting, especially on all BBC radio channels, embarrassingly biast … how could the UK ever, ever survive on it’s own etc etc agenda … Yet during the Olympics and the ‘home coming parade’ week when it was rammed down our fucking throats… We (the UK ) are bullet proof, unbeatable, kings of the world, champions .. etc etc.
        I hate these Cunts ….

      • Seriously this country is headed for a very serious fuck-out of warlike proportions. When shit and fan meet on a top level, where will these liberal wounded heart cunts, amateur lawmakers and “worship my shit” SJW slebs be…they’ll bolt faster than a greyhound with a banger up its arse and back to their fluffy arsed unicorn flowergarden to ride out the storm. Cunts to a man. They turn their fucking false patriotism off and on when it suits them. Cunting outrageous. They’re warped in the cunt head.

    • Is there a time bar on being cunted. Tim Farron MP had a well deserved cunting on 23/10/16. Following today’s ruling by the law lords re Article 50 according to the ABBC News he consolidated his standing as a cunt of the first order with this little nugget ( I only read the ABBC website because the anger makes me feel alive!)

      Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron told the BBC: “What the government was seeking to do was to impose a deal that absolutely nobody voted for, that most people who voted to leave wouldn’t be happy with and most people who voted to remain wouldn’t be happy with, without any kind of Parliamentary scrutiny.
      “So it’s a terrible shame it had to go to the courts, but what has happened is that democracy and sovereignty have been restored.

      DELUSIONAL CUNT!

      • A deal that absolutely nobody voted for, that most people who voted to leave wouldn’t be happy with?

        I hope the cunt falls into an industrial mincer… The arrogant fucking cunt..

      • Tim Farron is a complete smeg faced Cunt and if the Liberals ever want to have any kind of political influence again I suggest replacing him with a dried up dog turd or a pavement pizza.

  2. Fancy designer poppy wearers are cunts. Just had two scrag end hags ( yes I’m looking at you Kay Burley ) on Sky news wearing glittery poppies and I’m sick of seeing the cunts wearing little enamelled ones. I’m sure these cunts dont actually buy them, just keep the one they had from last year and I’m sure some of them are home made. As with everything else in this empty shit house of a media obsessed world it has become a fucking pissing contest for cunts.

    • My sister has a couple of the afore mentioned glittery poppies that she purchased from the British Legion.

      However, she refuses to wear them until she has popped a tenner (fiver for each poppy) in a collection tin but took no paper poppy.

      I was with her buying a paper poppy, when she did it, and asked her why.
      She replied, “I love the sparkly poppies, but can’t wear the ones I bought until I’ve made a fresh donation, It doesn’t feel right wearing them, until I’ve made a fresh donation each year”

      I told her,some people wouldn’t bother making a fresh donation each year and keep wearing the poppy. To which she said, “I’m not some people, I’m a million times better than that! I just can’t do it”

      The world could do with more people her, it’d be a nicer place to live.

  3. Good guys=
    Oasis
    Suede
    Pulp
    Bluetones
    Ocean colour scene
    Seahorses
    Embrace (first album)
    The verve (just)

    Wanks=
    Blur
    Menswear
    Blur
    Manics
    Blur
    Kula shaker
    Blur
    Reef
    Blur
    Sleeper
    Blur
    Elastica
    Blur
    Spice girls
    Blur

    I really hate blur and the strange thing is ,that’s the noise i make when i hear them.
    Bluuuurrrr

  4. Oasis…the most overated shower of shit who ever attempted to make a record.
    Liam with his lips superglued to his teeth, arched over the Mic in a Parka…what a cunt.
    His brother’s guitar skills make Status Quo’s Rossi look like Hendrix.
    Stone Roses wannabes.
    Wonderwall should be included on “Now that’s what I call fuckin’ shit”…..

    • Blur were fuckin’ shit as well.
      Park life?……..Posh life more like.
      Alex James…Posh cheese maker cunt.
      Scrapes it of his cock….

      • Not a fan of any of them but…The Verve were the top for me. Not so much for Ashcroft especially, but for Nick McCabe’s guitarwork…beautiful stuff. A lot of people wanted a Quadraverb after hearing that. I heard he’s been selling off a load of his equipment lately. A Storm In Heaven remains my favourite Verve album.

    • You are being too kind to Oasis. They were far worse than that. Norman has it right with ‘Rutles impersonaters, only without the wit or the talent.

      • When I first heard them, I thought it was Hale and Pace doing a piss take for comic relief. And I’m not even joking.

    • ‘Wonderwall’ uses the same chords as most of Dylan’s stuff. G C D Em with the fingers glued to the third fret of the E and B strings.
      Effective – but fucking lazy.
      On the other hand, it’s the same chords as The Travelling Wilbury’s ‘End of the Line’

      Not a lot of people know that…

      • Have been trying for years to get anywhere near half decent on the guitar.
        Convinced my hands are too small, especially when I see people holding the bottom E with their thumb.
        Plenty of cheats chords in my very limited repertoire……

  5. BritPop= CuntPop The sole reason cunts starting acting chavvier(thanks to role models like Liam & Damon Allbum) and as a result turned to drugs and booze as a escape from this MOCO music

  6. Britpop passed me by pretty much, I am aware of some of the bands but must of been too old to get it. I knew Liam was a cunt and 20 years later he pops up and he is still a cunt. Consistent at least.

    What Brit pop did have was it was so much better than the dance\trance\dub\garage wank shit fest.

  7. Good’uns: Suede (fucking great), Supergrass, Bluetones, Pulp, Ocean Colour Scene, Weller (although he was a law unto himself), Seahorses (but without Squire, they’d be shite).. And although never Britpop, Ian Brown’s solo stuff was ace (‘Corpses’ is still a great track)…

    Bollocks: Menaswear, Elastica, Sleeper, Kula Shaker, Manic Street Poofters, Dodgy, Cast, Boo Radleys, Blur did shite Barrett era Floyd and Kinks impressions, and Oasis made it cool to be stupid and act like a lagered up oafish cunt…

  8. In 94 i was 19 ,and believe me ,my generation was fucking crying out for a Liam Gallagher and the rest of Oasis.
    Before that it was all posers and ravers ,basically a bunch of tits.
    The working class young male who liked a pint ,fuck,smoke and brawl were frowned upon before they came along.
    But for a couple of years it was easy going for us apart from putting up with spam valley kids acting mad ferret.

    I’m not having a go at any older counters ,but yous had your rock stars in the 60’s and 70’s ,all we had was wetwetwet, GnR, Bon Jovi and Michael Bolton.
    It was new to us and opened up the doors to a wider range of music ,even though most cunts became Beatles fans.
    So love them or loath them ,i couldn’t give a fuck, but at least i know they changed my world.
    As for the reunion ,i say no , coz Noel Gallagher is a little cuckolded cunt and his Scotch cunt wife should change her name to Yoko or Russell…..

    PS. Would love to see Beady Eye reunion though.

    Beady,beady eye, beady beady,beady eye……

    Live forever cunters………

    • Also liam may be a bit of a cunt ,but remember he’s also a cunter.
      Him and his gobshite brother are cunting sleb cunts all the time…….

      • Noel is the bigger cunt of the two… And neither of them is as big a cunt as Damon Albarn…

      • I think Oasis filled a gap when the Roses vanished… Because there was a huge hole in UK music after their disappearance after ‘One Love’…. Shoegazing was student crap, and grunge was smelly slacker bollocks… I must admit I did laugh when Liam was asked what’s the difference between Oasis and Nirvana? And Liam replied, ‘Deodorant!’…I was never a big Oasis fan, but that made me laugh…

      • Or telling an air hostess mid flight,after an argument over scones, that he’d rather walk……..

  9. I will nominate my Cunt Of The Year for 2016… And it is the mong we love to hate, Lily Allen…

    This media whore/cuntbag/celebrity tosser/mong is like a turd that won’t flush… We all know of her spectacular cuntitude regarding the Calais Shitheap and those ‘vulnerable children’ (aka rapeugee wogs), then the blatant bullshitting about the phantom cab driver (she’s an attention seeking lying cuntbag) to try and make everyone who (justifiably) hates her feel bad, and now the hubris of the utlramong has made the cuntometer explode… Appearing on that piss-poor Anne Nightingale, Annie Mac’s, show Mong Features was spouting shite about ‘the migrant crisis’ and how she would write and sing (ha fucking ha) new material ‘inspired’ by these parasitic, plundering wogs… New record, eh? Based on her love for her fellow man (aka wog)? Didn’t see that coming, did we?…. The Spazmotron was giving it all that ‘Hey, I’m gonna write some heavy political material, that will make waves, man’ bollocks… She’s a talentless retard who would have trouble writing a shopping list, and the fact that she thinks she is some sort of musical protest heavyweight only displays her laughable arrogance and delusions of self importance… And what Dylanesque masterwork will the Musical Mong give us? Something like ‘It’s not fair! You don’t like wogs! I fink yer weally mean! I went to Asda! To feed my wog fweinds fadsa!’
    Who knows what levels of spazzmatazz we will get?…. She really is a premium weapons grade mount rushmore of a cunt!

    • Apparently Lily is now ‘offended’ by X-Factor freakshow, Honey G…
      You’ve heard of Batman vs Superman… You’ve seen Kramer vs Kramer… You’ve marvelled at Trump vs Clinton…

      Now it’s Mong vs Mong…..

      Mind you, Spazmo Allen being offended by Honey G is like Hitler calling Stalin a wee bit prejudiced…

      • A mong walks up to an ice cream van and asks for a cornet.
        “What sauce d’ya want…chocolate or strawberry?” asks the vendor.

        “Doesn’t matter”

        “Why that?” says the vendor.

        “Coz I’m gonna drop the thing anyway”…

      • That cheered me right up after looking Gaymes Condoms picture again…

        Can hardly type for laughing…….

  10. Arnold Sube is a cunt…

    This human leech of a migrant wog cunt has a free 425 grand house for himself and his litter of wog cunts… This sack of shit has done nothing for, or put nothing into, Great Britain… My old man – a lorry mechanic – bought our house in 1977 for ten thousand pounds… He worked his bollocks off (as did I after I left school) and we finally paid of the mortgage in 1994… My old man could only dream of affording a house worth nearly half a million, yet this shit stinky wog turd gets one on a plate because he’s a foreign cunt, a muzzie cunt, and the dirty cunt can’t stop shagging his wog wife like a fucking rabbit… And cunts like Lineker and Lily Mong wonder why people don’t like or want migrants… Fucking bastarding cunts…

    • Just read about this cunt.
      Apparently turned down other properties before this one.
      Nice detatched place covered in satellite dishes, probably so he can pick up BBC Wog from Cameroon.
      Cunts got an en-suite although probably still shits in the street.
      Cunts had nearly a quarter of a mill so far from us and this is continuing at £44k a year.
      Will somebody please tell me why I FUCKING BOTHER….

      • OK, Dio, no worries… I’ll call them ‘migrant cunts’ from now on… For they are migrants and they are cunts…

      • Perhaps one could say, Western Oriental Gentleman/men.

        That came from an Indian friend of mine, I used to work with. He used to say, “I’m w.o.g, it stands for, Western Oriental Gentleman.
        Not kidding, it used to make both of us laugh.

  11. Supergrass were crap and their lead singer looked like a monkey. Gaz Coombes. Look it up. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    • Their later stuff like ‘Going Out’ wasn’t bad, but that ‘Alright’ still irritates me… Chris Evans and his cuntery embodied on a record….

      Is Gaz Coombes related to Gareth Bale? Ooby-doo! I wanna be like you-hoo hoo!

      Biggest cunts of the Britpop era?Those two cunts, Baddiel and Skinner with that Scouse cunt from The Lightning Seeds… The England team (for once) did (relatively) well at Euro 96… But all that ‘Three Lions’ crap was puke inducing, with those two celebrity nu-footie cunts embarrassing as figureheads…

      • Did you prefer Vindaloo, music by Guy Prat the stand in Floyd bassist, Alex James from Blur and Lyrics by Keith Allen?

        Was that the moment Pink Floyd lost all credibility?

      • Anything involving Keith Allen is from Satan’s arse, and that includes his daughter..

        Guy Pratt also nearly joined The Smiths… After Andy Rourke was ‘let go’by Morrissey (the cunt), Pratt was all ready to do the ‘Queen Is Dead’ tour…But Marr and Joyce demanded Rourke’s return… He joined the post-Waters Floyd touring band not long after that… I think Floyd were fucked after Roger left… The late 80s show was like ‘ Strictly Pink Floyd On Ice’…. Loads of muso session players, the backing singers, an extra drummer, all these cunts with mullets and synths… The Who’s 89 gigs were no better either….

      • I always thought Guy Prat was a prat.
        But i never knew the cunt was partley responsible for that heap o’ shite..

        I A C is fucking excellent for venting ,debating, having a laugh and learning stuff both usefull and useless.
        Even the missus asked me what we’ve been saying about brexit today on is a cunt……..
        And she hates the word cunt…….

      • I’ve never heard of Supergrass but sounds familiar to Supertramp. Supertramp wasn’t half bad Crime of the century and Even in the Quietest Moments were nice well rounded albums.

        On second thought I have heard of Supergrass was just trying to remember one of their dopey songs you’re right IY cunts of the highest order

      • Yeah Supertramp was great but a bit too short lived they only released what 7 albums I think?.

        If you like them birdman you might like Procol Harum kind of like a more serious and more musically proficient supertramp Procol Harum was short lived too tho but they released some great records Salty Dog and Grand Hotel are among my favorites by them

      • Supertramp were ace… ‘Breakfast In America’ is a top album… I also used to get a bit of stick for liking ELO, but now some of those same cunts are saying that ELO are now ‘cool’…. I hate those sort of musical trendies: tossers who are buying LPs (fucking ‘vinyl’ my arse!) because it has become recently trendy to do so… Cunts like that…

      • Friends of mine in Durban have a group called Salty Dog. Procol’s Conquistador is one cracking track.

      • ELO was great for their first 3 albums but so was The Move which in alot ways was a precursor to ELO.

        Although ELO was more Roy Woods/C. Wayne’s baby rather then Lynne’s. Its been generally accepted among fans that The Moves last album was ELO’s unofficial 1st
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Message_from_the_Country

        I don’t get the nigeria reference birdman sorry

      • Boko Haram.
        Every time i hear them mentioned on the news , i think of the band Procol harum…….

      • @ birdman Flew right over my head, Thats actually pretty funny unlike Procol Harum which entertains….

        Boko Haram however will cut your balls off and sow it into your forehead for entertainment but only for allahs good graces. Boko Haram haven’t released any records either and the lazy fuckers won’t tour

  12. Miller should be charged with high treason and chucked in the Tower…. Time to reopen Traitor’s Gate and have cunts like Miiler, Farron, Izzard, Lily Mong, Clegg, Milliband, Albarn, Geldot and Cuntberbatch forming a lovely display of noggins on the bridge…. Splendid, don’t you know…

      • And where’s our Oliver Cromwell to get this once proud nation back up off its knees to tell parliament to do OUR bidding not their self serving troughing greedy shite. He’d have had cunts like Tim Farron ,Tony warmonger Blair et al hung drawn and quartered. Democracy is on the brink in this nation might as well be in North Korea at least they have no pretence of freedom. High Court= CUNTS

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