McCartney is in overdue for a cunting. At the time when Hopalong Heather Mills took him for 24 million I thought she was a money grabbing bitch but on reflection she deserved at least that for putting up with the scouse cunt.
Which Beatles song was written about Heathers Stump I wonder?
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
Macca was the most miserable tight fisted cunt I ever met. Getting money out of his wallet would require surgical intervention.
The cunt never did stand his round…
Nominated by: Chas C
Like Morrissey, he’s one of these professional vegan cunts who thinks he has a right to lecture everyone else on the ‘evils’ of eating meat and wearing animal skin. I’ve heard he won’t even get into a car if it has fake leather. That’s a sign that, not only have you disappeared up your own arse, you’ve gone all the way up and been spat out of your own mouth.
Ok, I get that you’re vegan, fuck off into a corner and write a song about it or something. Leave those of us who DON’T want to be vegan the fuck alone. You’re not on any moral high ground. You don’t have any responsibility to animals to get the rest of the human to stop eating meat and wearing animal skin. And you certainly DO NOT have the right to make snide remarks to people that you see eating a ham sandwich. YOU made a conscious choice to stop doing that. It’s none of your fucking business if I decide that I want to eat sirloin until I’m sick of the sight of it. I will decide if want to wear a fur lined leather jacket. Keep your nose out.
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Yoko Ono supposedly had a special refrigeratored room for her fur coats the peace is love mongy cunt fuck you Ono you screaming banshee bint! … so maybe thats where his his hatred of fur comes from? To be fair they are both ego driven cunts
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Yoko needs a refrigerated room all to herself, a bit like that one in the “Shining”
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That’s the real problem with cunts like this. They have beliefs of their own. Fine, no problem. However just because they like/don’t like something doesn’t mean they have the right to lecture the rest of us on what you think is right or wrong. None of us give a flying fuck what you eat. Stick as much lettuce down your neck as you like but it’s a dead animal for me every time.
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He’s a sad cunt who is hooked on fame ,like so many of them who don’t know when to fuck off just in case there might be a chance to be applauded again.
It’s obviously a fucking drug but he is a getting to be a bit of a mong now, still pumping out shit that is out of tune and it’s time, so he might be asked to perform somewhere important and recharge his celebatteries.
Lucky to be part of the beatles, still a clinker.
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“Which Beatles song was written about Heathers Stump I wonder?”
Fixing A Hole maybe, You Can’t do that possibly, or Norwegian wood perhaps (is she even norwegian?)?! although I don’t think its possible to write about someone who you haven’t met or is even bloody born yet
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It’s not possible for you or I to write a song about someone that’s not been born yet but Macca can do it. Songs he wrote at the time are now revealed to be about civil rights, women’s rights and I am sure let it be will of been written to prevent the Syrian civil war.
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True, good point after lennon died Macca started claiming more then his fair share of writing credits only natural for the dopey bastard truthfully. So anything is possible with him I always wondered if ringo wrote the song “I’m the greatest” as a piss take on the ego of Paul?.
My bad lennon wrote that one but Macca will still probably take credit for it lol https://youtu.be/WGJpP7wVkVs
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Apparently Ringo’s ‘Back Of Boogaloo’ was apparently a dig at Macca: with lines like ‘Wake up, meathead! Don’t pretend that you are dead!’ and ‘Everything you try to do, you know it sure sounds wasted’… A Ringo and George track really, with inspiration from Marc Bolan…
I liked ‘All Things Must Pass’ but by the time of ‘Living In The Material World’ the spiritual thing got a bit condescending and tiresome… I’m sure I (and anyone else) could afford to be philosophical and ponder ‘the big question’ if I was rich as fuck, living in a stately home, and married to Patti Boyd…
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If I had been married to Patty Boyd at that time I certainly would not have been sitting around and pondering ,, if you know what I mean. Oh fuck I’ve just blown my chance at the presidency.
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Georgie was so fucked-up on cocaine at the time he was knocking the bottom out of everything in sight (including Maureen Starr and the garden gnomes on the cover of “All Things Must Pass”) …everything, except Patti. She dumped him a year later and started screwing Ron Wood, only to leave him after he stuck a 7″ vibrator up her coal chute. Or am I getting my stories mixed up?
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Macca is a revisionist bullshitter… ‘Blackbird’ was about a Blackbird (as in the feathered, worm eating variety), with an actual Blackbird singing on it… Now he claims it was about a ‘black bird’, as in a black woman, and the civil rights movement… Another one is now revisiting ‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’ as a piece of gothic horror and a murder story set to music… When it was a dreadful and twee song that drove the other Beatles insane as they took days to record the fucker…
Also his sickeningly ‘right on’ Ebony and Ivory bollocks has been shot down in flames when he collaborated with (and glorified) a known racist (to white people) and free user of the word ‘Nigger’, that arrogant cunt, Kanye West… Maybe Macca and Kanye should re-do that old Beatles number from 1969, and rename it ‘Get Back On The Jar (See You After Teatime!)’…
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How about ‘Limp And Let Die’?
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For a peg leg All You Need is Wood……..
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Mull of Cuntyre,The Frog Chorus,Pipes of Peace, ….. McCartney, you utter shitbag.
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I think The Frog Chorus was co-written. I think McCartney did the “BOM! BOM-BOM, AY-EE-YAH!” bit and a lyricist did the rest.
I also think he did the “OOOOOOHHHH!” lyric on Twist & Shout and I Saw Her Standing.
All the rest Lennon.
He’s even more of a cunt for trying to get new reproductions of Beatles songs to be credited “McCartney and Lennon” until every cunt on the planet laughed him off back to his peg-leg strumpet.
Paul son, you must’ve heard of “Hall & Oates”? Please be under no illusions that you’re “Oates” – always have been, always will be.
Mind you Lennon was a cunt as well and didn’t Yoko do some nuddy work during their hippy era. I remember seeing those as a kid, she had a brillo pad on her like David Bellamy and Dave Lee Travis’ lovechild!
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And that’s the image that I will be taking to bed……. Fucking minging ……..
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Vegetarian? It comes from an old Red Indian word meaning “bad hunter”
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I would rather eat a dead animal than listen to anything that cunt ever done……..saying that i quite like Jet …………
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But have you heard it lately? I thought it was kind of okay until I heard it recently for the first time in many years. It’s absolute shite. Everything he has written post Beatles, and much before is garbage.
Lennon too was responsible for some of the 20th century’s worst songs – Woman, Happy Christmas, war is over and, worst of all, Imagine.
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After i wrote that i liked jet , I started singing it to myself and l realized that it was in fact a cheesy lump of shite…..
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I always thought that George Harrisons “All Things Must Pass” was the best album by a Beatle after the split.
McCartney was always very twee
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All things must pass isn’t half bad I don’t care for his hindu numbers tho but overall a decent LP. Harrsions working with so many all star session players was probably his way of saying “piss off you cunts” to the beatles
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Not so, Yesterday, For No One,Penny Lane, She’s leaving home, Fool on the Hill and Hey Jude are magnificent.
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I’d like to give a cunting to the 80+ members of the House of Lords who claimed £300 plus travel expenses to attend a memorial service for Jo Coxx.
What a bunch of avaricious bastards.Personally, I couldn’t give a monkeys fuck when some acquaintance or workmate dies,and I wouldn’t dream of going to some memorial service for them,but it must take a really special Cunt to claim off the taxpayer to attend.It’s on a par with the M.Ps who claimed for the cost of a wreath on Remembrance Day.
I know that the Lords is an easy target for a cunting,what with it being over-stuffed with inbreds,perverts and criminals,but they never fail to find some new way to disgust the very people who pay for them.It must take a special kind of arrogance or stupidity to be a member of the Lords.
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Just when you thought the cunts couldn’t get any lower…..
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Looks like someone’s smashed the cunt in the chops with a fucking great shovel. I remember reading at school that he forced his kids to be vegetarians, and the cat & dog too. The cunt.
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Just the same as Christians forcing their kids to be Christian…… As a vegetarian it fucks me off that meat eaters get fucked off about us not eating meat the same as drinkers getting annoyed at teetotallers. I couldn’t give a fuck if someone never smoked hash just coz i do. so just calm down everyone and remember that it means there’s more dead animals for you cruel evil bastards to eat ……
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I wasn’t aware meat eaters gave veggies a hard time about their dietary choices. Always appeared to be the reverse.
You don’t see many meat eaters banging on about vegetable cruelty or attempting to release nut cutlets back into wild but there’s more than enough veggie animal rights activists.
It’s your choice and I respect that.
As for that Quorn….I’d rather eat the box it came in….
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“release nut cutlets back into the wild” – absolutely classic. Laughed my arse off. Cheers – I.Y.
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Cheers IY.
Haven’t heard much from you lately…you haven’t done something stupid like get a job have ya.
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Going to the supermarket tomorrow to release the icecubes back into the river…….
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Me too IY. Thanks JRC.
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I seem to get it all the time . i even had one mate who stood up in a restaurant and claimed i was only veggie to piss him off and then stormed out ,the daft cunt ………when people find out your veggie most of them start talking about bloody steaks and bacon butties. I used to love meat and still miss the odd thing ( pickled fish) but one day it just didn’t sit right with me that an animal was born and given a shitty existence just so i could either shit it out in the morning or spew it up after a few. Also the misconception that we’re all weedy cunts is wrong ,just ask Sly or Arnie. Anyway i couldn’t give shite what any other cunt eats and they really shouldn’t give a shite either ,unless some cunts eating my dinner
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JR – I did. Was consulting for a while, then the fuckers wanted to hire me full time. Made me an offer and the survey said – nice try. Made me another offer which was too good to turn down. So I have made a return to the land of employment after almost 18 months of doing practically fuck all. I had a good run, but now it’s so over. Being in an office everyday has reminded me how utterly pathetic, lazy, loud, obnoxious and cunty the locals are.
Opposite my cube is Desktop Support. You know the kind of tools who think they have a job in IT even though what they do is what most people who have a home computer do in their spare time. These cunts goof off all day, every day. I call them The Social Club because all they do is loudly talk about baseball, drinking, plans for the weekend, Yank football, you name it. Anyone know where I can order body bags online?
I’m still laughing about the nut cutlets one liner. 🙂
Cheers – I.Y.
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Worked with quite a lot of yanks and one thing they can’t do is drink…..fuckin’ lightweights…..
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JR – You are correct sir!
I don’t know why I haven’t been deported by now because I do take delight in winding up the Yanks. When I’m in the local ‘liquor store’ (that’s Off License to normal people), I’ll walk past the domestic ‘beer’ section and loudly say something like, “Oh, so that’s the fizzy chemical water section, where are they hiding the real beer?”. This works particularly well when some local mong has a case of Bud Lite in each hand. They don’t like it up ’em! 🙂
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Nah some other cunt does that, I just eat them!
Mind you in MK this week I had this (Halal) Piri Piri 1/2 chicken. Looked lovely, smelled lovely (done fresh on a gas barbecue type affair) and it was stringy as fuck! Does Halal mean: “Exact as much torture on the animal so it’s muscles end up being tougher than b’yutt leather.”?
Tell you now, you get “peaceful” fuckers on the old scratchings and they’d soon see the light!
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Anyone watching Question Time? What a flourish of cunts.
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fucking disgrace
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Correct, and I’m Welsh. Look at this Tory cunt. Fuck sake, he’s making Plaid look good.
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Dimblebum told Leanne Wood and an audience member to take their argument outside, before realising it wasn’t appropriate, considering they had just been banging on about the ukip scrap that happened earlier. Cunts, the lot of them. I wish I had popped down, and told them all.
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Living in Yankland as I do I often get the “oooo where are you from?” reaction when I say something in my English accent. As an aside, I tell those who guess Australia, “Do I look like a criminal?”. You should see the looks on their faces. Love it! Anyway, when I tell them England, I often get the “oh wow those Beatles are great huh”, like I’m some kind of ambassador for that rotting cesspool of cuntdom, Liver-always-the-victim-pool. “What’s so great about them?”, I say with the sort of attitude you’ll just have to imagine. If I get the ‘they were so popular’ argument, my retort is simply, “McDonalds is very popular too, but few would argue it’s products are the height of excellence, deserving of awards and such”. That’s usually the end of the conversation.
Trouble is the Yanks don’t get how much of a stuck up cunt McWankney is. They haven’t had to witness how he’s been on this ‘I was in the Beatles’ self promotion tour since the 70s and swans around the globe like he’s fucking royalty as a result. That awful band were very popular. I get it. They sold a shit load of records. I get it. They appear to have a lasting legacy. I get it. They made pop music and I freely admit I don’t like pop music or love songs of any description. The few songs I’ve had the misfortune to overhear down the years seem trite in the extreme. Lyrics about her loving you yeah yeah yeah and living in some brightly coloured sub-surface vessel. Yeah, real genius.
Perhaps I’m being too harsh. Maybe they were great musicians? Erm….nope. Ringo = shite drummer. See Matt Cameron or Neil Peart if you need a comparative analysis. Harrison = average guitarist. See Kim Thayil or Geordie Walker. Lennon = a bit of plinky plonky piano does not a musician make. And then we have McWankney on bass. Give me a fucking break. Considering he’s been alive while Mick Karn was around, he should have given up decades ago.
Having to deal with that sponging hop-along bitch was a bad deal. He’s earned his money, so having a ton of it nicked he probably didn’t deserve. That said, he’s a prima donna with an extremely limited talent who got lucky due to the era in which he got famous. Personally, I don’t think that’s deserving of continuing blind admiration or fawning over by people who obviously lack an appreciation of music with depth played by people with real talent.
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Mick Karn was a top bassist… Others were/are John Entwistle (Who), Mani (Stone Roses/Primal Scream), Youth (Killing Joke), Ronnie Lane (Small Faces/Faces) and Peter Hook (Joy Division/New Order)… As musicians, the Stones, Small Faces and The Who outdo The Beatles… Charlie Watts is a better drummer and also Jimi Hendrix and Mitch Mitchell had more firepower and skill than The Fab Four…
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Peter hook has thrown a cat among the pigeons with his revelations about a dead ” national treasure”……good old hooky………….Martin Blunt ,top bassist……
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Hooky will get all kinds of hysterical criticism and suchlike for daring to say anything less than positive about Saint Caroline Royle of Merton…. But if it had been the other way round, and a still alive Aherne accused Hooky of violence and abuse, she would be called ‘brave’ and be lavished with praise for ‘standing up to nasty men’ (and other feminazi bollocks)…. I heard many tales over the years of this ‘National Treasure’ being unpleasant and aggressive while pissed out of her skull… And The Royle Family was crap… Playing a bone idle tart sitting on a sofa all day and just saying ‘Dave!’ and ‘An-u-ni (Anthony)’ is not comic genius… Neither is a fat Scouser in a string vest, scratching his bollocks and saying ‘My arse!’ every other minute… Utter shite….
Blunt is a fine bass player, and bassist Paul Ryder was the only one of Happy Mondays who could actually play…
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Have you seen the Ryder’s lately . in fact have you seen the whole band. I know they’re knocking on, but the Happy Mondays were all about baggy and having a laugh , but now i don’t know .Sean’s bright teeth ,sideshed and suit jacket just don’t sit right when he’s singing Step On ,on the One Show. But through it all ,Rowetta is still one of the horniest bints in music……
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All Shaun’s teeth were rotten as fuck and falling out.. So he got a brand new set… Whether they suit him or not is another matter…
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Not familiar with all the names you mentioned there Norm, but I’m glad you too can see through the lack of musical ability The Drab Four had. I do prefer music with some menace, edge and atmosphere, but I can at least appreciate something which is well done even if I don’t like it. I couldn’t stand anything Michael Jackson put out, but at the same time I can admit it was a very good and well executed example of its genre. As for The Drab Four, I just don’t see/hear any redeeming qualities which justify the continuing love fest for their back catalogue. It doesn’t help when the surviving lead singer is an enormous cunt. Still, as they say – 2 down, 2 to go.
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I agree IM the way the beatles are idolized is disgusting the politics of the band keep me from listening to them most of the time. Their push of cultural marxism also wasn’t the positive journo cunts say it is.
Truthfully they had a few great albums with alot of filler albums but bands with a more limited disography have usually impressed me more. Also the beatles were a mediocre so-so live band too
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Shaun Ryder was on a celebrity edition of The Chase a few weeks back. I don’t think he got many questions right but he didn’t swear once.
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Scouse. I would say cunt but it kinda goes without saying. Scouse!
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….is a scouse…
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Was associated with a charity that raised money for aristos orn their uppers and made a touch orn McCuntney. Did not hear a dickie bird for months then a heavy under stamped parcel arrived in the post. Corst me £3.60. Inside a useless fucking picture book by his then wife Linda McCuntney that they could not give away and that was it. Bollocks.
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Legend has it McCartney got his then bandmate, Denny Laine, some unwrapped bedsheets as a wedding present… What a fucking tightarse…
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Was it signed or did it manage to hold its original value?
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Despite being a veggie, Linda McCuntney is a cancer dead cunt and still her shite products are being peddled in tesco albeit without her lank hair and bland boat race on the packet. Rosemary and red onion sausages. Yum fucking yum. I tried the shit once as and had gas for days. Turbo farts. Back to red meat and bollocks to being veggie. Must stink in McCuntney’s gaff.
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Love all that Linda McCartney stuff, but the farts are terrible sometimes , like today standing in amongst the other parents today ,but then again they are spics ,so they probably never noticed….. Smelly cunts……..
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Being a Beatles fan, a vegetarian and having had cancer I think I’ll keep out of this one. Although I agree McCartney is a cunt.
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It appears all the other Beatles thought he was a cunt….Even Ringo said Macca was ‘pleasantly insincere…’ Which basically means he was a cunt… And McCartney won’t even contact or acknowledge Pete Best… Neither did any of the so-called ‘Fabs’ tip the lad a few quid when the cash came flooding in… That Lennon cunt set up his old friend Pete Shotton (who made no contribution to The Beatles) with a shop, and they threw money at all sorts of tossers during Apple, but Pete Best got fuck all… I know Jagger can be a cunt, but at least he and the other Stones saw Ian Stewart right and kept him on the books…
Pete did get a windfall in the 90s when the ‘Anthology’ albums were released, but I bet those tightfisted Scouse cunts were (very) reluctant to give it to him…
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A cast-iron guarantee that Labour will be unelectable… Imagine that cunt as Home Secretary… The horror… The fucking horror…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37579687
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She looks like a shite with glasses…..
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Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest cuckold around, I hope the daft cunt gets seriously injured how could he have her as Shadow HS?
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I just hacked McCartney’s phone, I found a picture of Heather Mills pussy.
http://i0.wp.com/theverybesttop10.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/the-world_s-top-10-best-images-of-cats-in-disguise-6.jpg
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Nice moggie but I’m sure she has a high priced designer leg and her flat is probably loaded, funny enough beatles have a track called leave my kitten alone
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