Apparently Madonna is offering oral sex to anyone who votes for Clinton.
That’s a pretty good reason for not voting for her in my book!
Madonna and Clinton – two cunts for the price of one!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Monthly Archives: October 2016
The Cronut
I have just had my day ruined by the Cronut. When I woke I was blissfully unaware of the cronut, sadly no more….
The cronut is a cross between a croissant and a doughnut and was “invented” by some frenchist ponce in New York but is now available in UK. Well London, but hey London is all that counts, right?
Cunts are willing to queue for an hour at 7 am for the honour of paying a fiver each for one. How empty must your life be that a baked product takes on such significance?
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Alistair Burt MP
Alistair Burt, conservative MP for N.E. Bedfordshire is a cunt. He has just been on Sky telling us how the government needs to take into account the desires of car makers and banks when negotiating brexit.
Fuck off you cunt! If big business had its way there would be no brexit at all. It is the people who should decide what brexit looks like – not the establishment!
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Driving uninsured
I want to cunt uninsured drivers. Cunts cost us law abiding premium payers far too much. And what happens when they get caught ? their shitty car gets taken away and scrapped and they get a slap on the wrist fine.
Why not find out what their insurance premium would have been then double it and fine them the total. At present the fine seems to be less than the premium would be. If they get away with it they have had a touch as they pay less in fines than they would have in premiums.
Also ban the cunts from the road and if all else fails hang the cunts.
By the way cyclists are cunts and any found on the pavement or going through red lights should also suffer death by hanging.
Nominated by: Johnson
Saint Caroline Aherne
Caroline Aherne -or should I say – the canonisation of Caroline Aherne – needs cunting…
Ever since the demise of this person, the revisionism, hype, and treading on eggshells is staggering…
Ever since the demise of this person, the revisionism, hype, and treading on eggshells is staggering…
First of all, all this bollocks about her being a ‘comedy genius’… For me comedy genius is Chaplin, Keaton, Hancock, Milligan, Sellers, Barker, Pryor (at his best live)… Comedy genius is not doing a chatshow dressed as a granny or playing a chav who sits on her arse all day… There was no adaptability (like Barker going from Porridge to Open All Hours or Rossiter going from Perrin to Rigsby)… It was always the same thing and voice, just tweaked a little… For imbeciles to go on about Aherne like she was a female Charlie Chaplin is absurd… But that’s the modern Dianafied griefjacking UK for you…
And as for the outcry over Hooky’s recent revelations, it just shows that celebrity is the new religion (with griefjacking at its heart)… Because there are pillocks out there who are acting like Hooky has pissed on a holy shrine… Just like Diana, Jade Goody, Amy Winehouse, or Paedo Jacko… These people seem to be beyond reproach when they snuff it and nobody wants to address the nasty bits and cuntish behaviour… As one of the other Beatles said of Lennon in the 80s, ‘People act now like he was this saint… Like ‘Martin Luther Lennon’, but he wasn’t..’
Peter is now getting all that crap from people who don’t even know what went down… Fuck ’em all, and give them hell, Hooky…
Nominated by: Norman