Monthly Archives: October 2016

Protecting Eddie Izzard

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The plod who nicked the bloke who snatched the mincing ponce Ediie Izzcunt’s pink beret is a cunt.

What a fucking waste of resources. Typical of plod though going for the easy target.

Surely a sensible reaction would have been to give him a warning and tell Izzard to stop making such a fuss and to fuck off. But no – up the steps he goes. Try getting plod to come out for anything these days is difficult to say the least but take a poofs hat and all hell breaks loose.

Perhaps this is the start of a new development in that plod are going to detect all crimes big or small. Not holding my breath on that one though.

Nominated by: Johnson

Marcus Brigstock

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Marcus Brigstock is another pompous, self aggrandising socialist weasel masquerading as an intelligent comedian.

He is not funny, and his rhetoric is the same as Uber cunts Bragg and Self. Intelligent fuckers like these fawned over The War Criminal Tony Blair …enough said.

Nominated by: The Captain

Amy Schumer

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I’d like to cunt Amy Schumer. Not only is she deeply unfunny she has now decided that women who don’t want to identify as feminist are “insane”.

Well done Schumer, you’ve just shown why a very small percentage of women want to identify with feminism you unfunny cunt. I thought feminism was fighting for the right of women to be whatever they want. What am I thinking? That was early feminism not the man-hating fact avoiding cunty third wave feminism.

For those cunty bitches women have to do things that are on the pre-approved feminist list.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Amy Schumer is another unfunny face like a bag of spanners doodle dandy cunt… Just like that other unfunny yankee twat, Amy Sedaris… What a coincidence…

Nominated by: Norman

Guy Verhofstadt [3]

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Christallfeckinmighty !!

This stinking turd has surfaced again, thought I’d got Hubbard Hall’s plumbing sorted.

Needs a Kim-Mong nuclear-size cunting.

So glad to see that the EU favours the grossly physically repellent (doesn’t Belgium have any decent dentists ??!) ; just like Hitler and his club-footed Minister of Propaganda. This one looks like he had a near-miss with a coathanger in utero.

What a bloody awful thought, Merkel (no doubt to be given the bum’s rush by the Germans), will be sitting cosily alongside Kinnock of Bedwetty, Juncker and this unspeakable piece of shit…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Christopher Biggins [2]

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Amazingly Christopher Biggins has only received one minor cunting a couple of years back.
On Z Grade celebrity big brother (instant cunting for appearing on that shite fest) he slates Bisexual’s for not being gay enough and then makes a joke about the holocaust before getting kicked off.

Fair enough, it’s not like I never offended anyone so not cunting him for that.
What he is getting cunted for is then defending himself with pearls like ‘I love Jewish people. Listen, my best friend is Lesley Joseph. You can’t get much more Jewish than that.” and how many Bi friends he has.

Man up Chris (not a chance).

Mind you, the Daily Telegraph then uses the episode to highlight the problem of Biphobia in the Gay community. Say fucking what?

Could it just be that minority groups even the sacred LBGT have to find a target to look down on like the rest of humanity.

Even the most progressive left wing liberal tree hugging fucktard feels free to and relishes every opportunity to pour bile on someone because they happen to be to the right of them.

Cunting is a human right and the most human of traits as is the propensity to be a cunt to some degree or other.

Cunting is humanities way of keeping each other in line.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit