Keystone Kops

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I’d like to nominate the cunt police “persons” who rudely ignore these pot smoking cunts when the stench in the air from the stuff is acrid! You wouldn’t need your sniffer dogs to locate the fuckers you idle twats!

No, that would be too much work for the cunts. Instead they choose to walk past and through the malaise of brown smoke emanating from the car park, into the Co-op and back out with their £3.25 “Meal Deal” to be consumed down by the canal side – just on the off chance there are any speeding barges drifting by.

I’d also like to cunt these keystone cops on another thing: how come you never see the cunts pull a van with PL or RO on the number plate even though they go tear-arsing through “enforced” 50mph zones at 80 and yet low and behold when they clap eyes on my insured, mot’d and roadworthy vehicle they take great pleasure in stopping me for doing 67mph in a 60 zone (when you’d get off with 66mph – 10% tolerance) whilst lurking out of site with a radar gun?

I’ll tell you why, pulling a PL or RO motor is a lot of work. Pulling decent folk is easy money.

Lazy cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

92 thoughts on “Keystone Kops”

  1. I did the IAM course, though I never got round to doing the test and was taught to stick to the limit like glue in the 30s and 40s but once you got into the national limit areas they wanted to see you do the ton ( if it was safe to do so). They also said the 10% margin of error thing is an urban myth. It might have been that way unoficially at one time but not anymore, and that was 20 years ago.

  2. Don’t let them tell you it’s any different but it’s all about numbers. Go for the easy targets and bump your numbers up. Why would they pull over a foreign registered vehicle when they would actually have to do some work.
    Also fully agree with RwaC on the glue sniffers and weed smokers. Plod don’t seem interested. It’s your fucking job you cunts so get on and do it properly.

  3. Not totally up on the drug scene but the local coke dealer prides himself on a fast and efficient delivery service.
    Known locally as Instagram……

    • Real dope is a thing of the past, nowadays dope is cut to shite and stepped on so many times its unbelievable that anyone is dumb enough to buy it.

      Last time I did coke I felt like christian bale from american psycho “I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oaties.” Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough we will get a buzz going.” Coke is a dumb drug anyway after your first 3 times using it, it more or less becomes a useless thrill and expensive habit.

      Life is expensive enough as it is Drugs won’t change much aside from a half hour buzz… if your lucky

      • Coke is shit…the amount of times I’ve had it you could count on one hand. If I want my heart beating that fast I’ll run a marathon.
        Too many times I’ve seen normal people become obnoxious mouthy cunts who you don’t wanna be around.
        As for weed….it’s for adults who wanna chill at the end of the day.
        Light one up in the morning you ain’t getting much done.
        The cops are keen to swab people nowdays so be careful tokers and if your carrying a bit of extra weight it stays in the system longer as it rests in the fat cells. Never ever smoke hash unless it’s from a reliable source as some of that North African soap bar shit has been known to contain untold types of shit including animal faeces.
        So if you must…..stay on the grass….

      • I have tried every type of drug apart from smack , and i can say that apart from acid /mushrooms when i was younger ,and the weed /hash i smoke everyday , i really don’t like them ,but cocaine seems to be the biggest waste of money . maybe it’s just me , but i just don’t get it.
        There was a time when my coke head pals used to look at me as if i was a chav coz i smoked weed and didn’t partake in expensive designer drugs. Wtf……..

  4. Will Young is colossal cunt trumpet…
    If the mincing little spunkguzzler mentions PTSD once more… PTSD is what war veterans get, or rape victims, or abused children… Not softarsed fairyboys who flounce out of Strictly Come Mincing because they can’t get their way… I watched both my mother and father disintegrate and die from deadly diseases, my kid brother was killed by a car, and my baby sister died of a cot death the same year our Andy died… But I don’t go around prancing for the media and whining about PTSD… Will Young can shove his narcissistic head up his own arse… Let’s face it, his coalhole should be big enough for that… The fucking shitstabbing cunt…

    • Silly soft cunt is Wanker Will. What used to be called a nancy boy.
      dubious talent ,takes it up the cadburys and whines about imagined conditions because he has no balls .
      Fuck him and the cunting programme that only cunts watch.

    • They smile in your face and all the time they wanna fuck your arse, the shit stabbers ooh the shit stabbers….

  5. Traffic coppers are wankers,and PCSOs are sad,pathetic wankers,but most of the real coppers are canny enough.

    • I wouldn’t mind giving a WPC a thorough interrogation with my night stick. But only so long as I was daddy.

  6. Professor Elleke Boehmer ,director of the Oxford Research Centre in the Humanities needs to be cunted for saying that instead of Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature the prize should have went to Ngugi was Thiong’o .
    The reason he should have won according to the prof is ,”it would have been special Ngugi to win ,at this time of black lives matter”. What a cunt ,I’m no fan of Dylan but is there not one awards thingy where uppity niggers don’t get so uppity..

    • Talk about an entitled culture… But of of course if they gave a white artist on of their precious MOBO awards, they’d get super uppity, and fuck knows we get enough of that already…

      • Why don’t we just start a movement called “Black lives never mattered” Cuts through the bullshit and gets exactly to where we need to be.

    • Cunts like this really get on my nerves. Just like those whingeing arseholes who complain about ‘cultural appropriation’ whenever a white person dares to wear dreadlocks. There’s just one little problem, dreadlocks were NOT invented by blacks. The earliest depictions of people wearing dreads, date back to the ancient Minoan, Greek and Egyptian civilisations. When was the last time you saw a black Greek? If you’re going to offended by ‘cultural appropriation’, at least be sure it YOUR cultural that’s being appropriated. Otherwise, you look a dick.

      It’s the same thing with Oscars. For the past three of four years, we’ve had Black actors, usually Will Smith and his wife, whingeing about Black actors not winning enough Oscars. This year, the Academy seemed to go into full panic mode over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they added a new category next year, Best Black Man/Woman.

      • I really don’t like dreadlocks ,but white cunts with dreads need a severe fucking doin . i know that might sound harsh ,but to a man they are always super smug cunts who believe they look original and believ they are the only ones who know how the world can be saved, (try saving yourself from me cunt)……..they are the first on my list when I end up having a Michael Douglas Falling down moment ………

  7. it looks like the keystone cops have finally cottoned on to the kardashit jewellery theft may worth re looking at,i cant believe for a second that two pillars of the community like karicunt and kanye the treble cunt can be trying to pull off an insurance scam……CCCCUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTSSSSS,lets hope the cops don’t fuck that up as well

    • And Daddy isn’t around to get them off the hook OJ style either!

      Pair of cunts!

      • I hope Kanye the cartoon nigga badass cunt ends up in a hard as fuck Texan jail and that his cunt slut of a wife has her fat greasy arse crammed into Holloway… One can but hope…

  8. Can I get an early counting in for Christmas? Mark my words we’ll soon be seeing a marked increase in fucking fuckin poncy fuckin over the top fuckin going on about fuckin non existent worlds where everyone’s fuckin beautiful fuckin poncy men’s ‘fragrence’ fuckin ads. Stick em up yer arse yer fuckin pony tailed advertising fuckin copywriters. Andddddddd breathe.

    • They’ve already started ,the same ones they’ve been using for the last fucking five years .
      What the fuck is going on in these ads ? Who the fuck acts like that ? If you came home one day and there was no furniture in the room and your missus was lying on the floor looking like she was having a heroin overdose ,I’m sure the last thing your’e thinking is “you smell nice love”.
      Its the same with music videos ,people either lying on the floor or walking everywhere in slow motion with a look like they’ve just sharted .
      The next time your in the pub ,look at all the young tuffs enter ,looking like they are in that scene in Armageddon when Puss Willis and his gang of the best drillers in the world are walking down the corridor………brain dead cunts……

    • Kravitz…. What a cunt he was…
      To the tune of ‘Guantanamera’: ‘Shit Jimi Hendrix! You’re just a Shit Jimi Hendrix! etc..’

    • “Trump talks about pussy…. instant media frenzy! Hilary Talks about Lenny “One hit wonder” Kravitz’s dick and barely no coverage at all… unbelievable”

      Maybe that’s because Hillary never grabbed Kravitz’s dick, whereas Trump’s taped admissions give credence to the claims of countless women over the last twenty years or so that they had their tits or fanny groped by Trump…(a criminal offence)?

      It’s a shame that the Republicans couldn’t find anyone other than a delusional pathological liar to front what is actually quite a decent set of political priorities. On the plus side though, I’d love to see a summit between President Trump and Kim Jong-Un – do you think each would be secretly thinking, “That cunt’s hairstyle is a fucking joke…”?

      • At the amount of illegal activities Hilary is accused of, pussy grabbing is hardly the worst I’ve heard from Trump
        Also Michelle Monkey Bitch Obama should talk about being outraged and shocked Obama was last talking “bout them buffalo wings and pussy dawg” https://youtu.be/WKYmiWiNqOw funny shit

      • “It’s a shame that the Republicans couldn’t find anyone other than a delusional pathological liar to front what is actually quite a decent set of political priorities.”

        Well, the Democrats seemed to think going with a delusional pathological liar was the thing to do so I guess the Republicans just followed the craze. In fact the Democrats actually rigged there primaries so that a delusional pathological liar won over a genuinely popular and seemingly honest guy.

        Killary thinks Trump is unfit to be president because he said something 11 years ago, I’m sure we have all said something similar ourselves countless times. Yet no doubt she thinks her husband Bill was a great president even after all the rapes and sticking cigars up interne’s fannies. There is even video of bill molesting an air stewardess back in the 90s. Trump may talk about it, but talk is cheap. Actions are what counts and on the sexual assault bag, Billy boy has been very active indeed, and Killary has been very active in covering it all up.

        But the real story isn’t about the election, it is how it is all being spun in the media. The fucking MSM are the real cunts here.

      • It’s said that the only person who chased pussy in the whitehouse was Hilary, Trump doesn’t have a body count of 80 so maybe people feel free to reveal his secrets, dish the dirt on the Clintons and you probably wont be getting any good life insurance deals.

        Fucking hell Fred you can come out as a card carrying commie mate. We will still respect your cuntings

  11. On the “lets have a laugh on the coppers” front,a few years back in my then local Herefordshire town,an ex SAS trooper,who I won”t name,was out on a drinking binge with some of us then locals.We got a tadge loud in the street,albeit just loud fun and jollity.6 coppers arrive and make straight for “John Doe”,he takes down 4 of them without a single punch,just self defense,runs around the panda and the van puncturing 2 tyres on each vehicle with a sharp instrument (unbeknownst to us lads just stood there laughing),until he was finally taken down by reinforcements from 2 more cop vans.Great to see the red faced cunts……baaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • The image you’ve painted cheered me up no end……..fuck da police…….smoke weed everyday………..

  12. my mate used to work with a lad they nicknamed ‘ca-nar-bis’ he was constantly fucked.
    He would pick him up in the van at 6.30 and he would already be wasted, then on route to the site he would smoke 4 spliffs, before having another 2 at 10am, 4 more at lunchtime and another 2 at 3pm before finally smoking another 4 on the way home.
    He was smoking half an ounce a day just at work, lol

    How he didnt fall off some scaffold or get hit by a JCB on site is a miracle

    • Sounds like my doppelganger .
      the day they start testing for drugs at work I’m fucked.
      Before anyone starts about me being high at work , i have a very , very boring job and apart from one or two fellow potheads , my colleagues are a bunch of blue peter badge cunts…………

    • He worked construction?! Either very brave or very stupid cause that amount of would make you comatose … although thats actually believable if he has a unhealthy tolerance going

      • he was only a labourer, but from what I was told he always put in a good days work and was always up and ready at 6.30 sharp.
        I guess he was immune to it smoking like 3 ounces a week 🙂

  13. More nails in the coffins of the useless cretins of the constabulary and the even bigger arseholes at the CPS is the news that Ched Evans has been found not guilty at his second trial for the alleged rape of a drunken tart. A witch hunt if ever there was one and my congratulations to Mr Evans who should now sue Alison Saunders, the head of CPS, personally, as she is the epitome of a cunt, as are most of her employees.

  14. Living in Bristol (probably the weed capital of England) and London (the coke capital and capital of England) there is too much temptation and I usually regret Coke the next few days after an all nighter but fuck it I’ll ave a couple of grams it’s Friday night.

  15. Living in Bristol (probably the weed capital of England) and London (the coke capital and capital of England) there is too much temptation and I usually regret Coke the next few days after an all nighter but fuck it I’ll ave a couple of grams it’s Friday night.

      • Fucking el Dandelion and Burdock, my favourite. Used to love that as a kid, can’t find it anywhere.

      • I think happy shopper still do dandelion and burdock, but it is not as good as I remember as a kid, same as cream soda

  16. Fucking weed, why the fuck brain dead morons feel the need to be wasted at midday outside the local shop is a mystery to me. These fucktards seem to think that life is best experienced with the few brain cells circulating their empty heads permanently numbed.

    The old bill don’t bother because they end up spending the rest of their shift doing fuck all but filling in paperwork when their is no chance any sort of conviction.

    If you want to smoke weed do it at home. Cunts

    • As I’ve said ,i like the weed ,but you’re right about keeping it indoors. Not only do they puff it in the town centre , I’ve even seen them stop half way down the street and skin up . when i started toking ,and even now ,i feel strange buying tabs and papers at the same time…… PS. The cunts don’t even pass it around……..pon de left hond side………

  17. I would like to cunt Jessica Ennis-Hill. or whatever the fuck her name is, She rose to fame as being a professional athlete in the what was once an amateur olympics. She got paid lots of money for running and jumping and throwing stuff, none of which is actually is very productive, and does not help the economy much despite how much we invested in her Career. T

    That is not the real reason for the cunting though. The real reason is is by coincidence, she announced her retirement within 1 day of Ched Evans being found not guilty of rape, a coincidence? I think not. She said She wanted her name removed from the stand at Sheffield Utd stand if he was signed again after his release from prison,, nothing like a fair trial eh? Anyway he was acquitted today and the sjw has gone to ground, and long may that cunt stay there. Never liked her anyway and hope she disappears from public life, the fucking vile cow

    • Not a hope in hell that she will disappear. Was going to cunt the cunt myself but you pretty much nailed it……… Apart from you never changed Ennis to anus………

    • She can’t be cunted enough. On the day of her “retirement” a cunt athlete psycophant said “she’ll love not having to go to the track again.” Did anyone put a gun to the quadroon bitch’s head? It’s not like she was digging for coal or pulling stiffs out of the gas chambers. Her choice and a well fucking paid choice through Sport England’s lottery funding much of which is paid for by mongs who can’t afford it. I heard the moralising slag’s bile about Ched Evans. He was only ever guilty of behaving in an ungentlemanly manner and he’s said sorry, and had she followed the trial and read the original judge’s summing up she would have known the conviction was a complete travesty. She added her cuntitude to that of the police who charged him based only on his own account of events, and to the cuntitude of the CPS who backed the police. This following fairly recent rewriting of the definition of rape which it’s doubtful mainy of the moral high ground lezzer feminazis would be aware of. Evans was a bit of a twat. Ennis is a channel tunnel of a cunt. The CPS and keystone cops are cunts for wasting tax resources on a PC prosecution. And she’s had a kid which means some sick fuck has had a go. Now that’s a true perv, I doubt even our own DF could manage it. She’d break. Cunt.

      • You underestimate me, Alan,I’d be up her quicker than a rat up a drainpipe. Agreed,she’s a complete cunt,but to be honest,I’d have no problem slipping her a length.My proclivities are exotic and manifold..she’d be running and jumping a lot quicker and higher if she knew what I had in mind for her. Hell,I’d have a go at that Fatima Whitbread,but I’d be frightened she kicked my head in.

      • Fatima Whitbread, now there’s a lovely, as pretty as that Adlington bint. Mind you, you could put a bag over her and still be minded you were doing a bird but Whitbread with a bag would be like a dusky Arnie with no cock, the fucking horror…. Dick I salute you.

      • I remember Fatima was arrested at Heathrow on her return from some Olympics. She apparently had 3 kilos of crack in her knickers.

      • Genius Smeggy. There used to be a joke about what’s muscular black and trumps in yer beer. Answer, Fart in me Whitbread. Now the cunts don’t do beer it’s Costa Coffee and Premier Inns they do. Have they sacked that coconut Lenny Henry yet? Now he’s a cunt. It’d be comic relief if he starved to death in Ethiopia but no blonde tarts so he won’t go.

      • Basically “Strictly” fodder. Once that’s done then hopefully that’ll be the end of the overhyped cunt!

        Daley Thompson won two decathlons in a row and nearly a 3rd (had his pole vault bar not failed and caused him to injure his leg – but he still finished with it strapped up to fuck unlike the snowflakes we have now, eventually coming in 4th spot) and while we knew him as “Daley” he was anything but. The odd appearance on Super Stars or Swap Shop after the wins and this was am era long before they were getting the big moolah.

        With this one if she farted in the wrong key the meejah hype types would spend an hour talking or writing about what it smelled like. Then her pregnancy – because she’s the only woman to ever have a kid…. er, ok, well er, surely she must be the only athlete who’s had a baby? No…? Happens all the time you say…?

        Look I don’t mean to belittle her achievements in the slightest, she is probably one of our best athletes but fuck me, I don’t need to hear about it EVERY FUCKING DAY!

        Woooooo! Well done! Now can we move the fuck on please!

      • Margaret Court, the ossie tennis player, used to have her kids between sets when she was winning grand slams

  19. The SNP are all cunts.
    That’s it really, I’m sick of hearing about them, whining fucking maggots. They have fuck all positive to say, but carry on regardless. I would imagine any Scottish person with any brains must have their heads in their hands, hoping the world doesn’t think they are all like them. It used to be said that the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but now, it is more cost effective to replace a squeaky wheel. Scots nazi cunts……

    • At the conference today they has a banner saying “All of those English bastards are xenphobic cunts”

  20. I fucking hate Sturgeon and the SNP (I’m Scottish) – she is a fucking rat weasel that needs exterminating

    • I am pretty much a unionist but I am sure there are others like me who are getting sick and totally fed up with the whinging scotch cunt Sturgeon.
      I am coming to the view that the jocks should fuck off if they want to. We can then wait a couple of years before they come cap in hand, asking to come back.
      The Act Of Union came about 300 odd years ago because the jocks pissed away all their money on foreign jaunts. It will happen again.
      We can then say fuck right off, rebuild Hadrians Wall and keep the cunts north of that.
      That Sturgeon cunt won’t shut up until she gets her own way so to save ourselves having her on tv and in the papers banging on about how unfair everything is we should let them go and save us earache.

      • perhaps the english (and welsh) should have a referendum to see if we want to leave the union. if we do tell the jocks to fuck off and take any bremainers and migrants who want to go with them. then do a head-count and give them their fair share of the national debt.
        we may have to build a new wall to keeps the cunts out or hopefully some cunt will invent a giant chainsaw so we can surgically remove scotland a push it 20 or 30 miles out to the north sea or north atlantic

      • Agree , but don’t build a wall ,not unless you want that shameless cunt Roger Waters turning up to promote his new album and tour……anybody see what the cunt got up to at some desert gig the other day ? Fuck waters and pink floyd ,they’ve been flogging a dead horse for years…………

      • That extortionately priced desert gig featuring all those coffin dodgers? Macca, Neil Young, The Stones, Dylan and Waters…

        Syd Barrett was the man though… Will always love Syd…

      • I’ve had enough of david gilmour too his performance with that benedict cumdickbender was a stupid stunt.

        And in protest to Waters deplorable disobedience and shameless Wall breaking promotion I’ve put The Wall album under Donald Trump’s name in my Music Folder

        Inspirational quote here for yah cunters.

        “When Life Gets Tough, Grab Life By The Pussy”- Donald Trump

    • Thought of a great idea for Bonfire night… Make and sell Wee Burney Sturgeon ‘guys’ to put on bonfires… As she’s a toxic dwarf the effigies will only be half the usual size… So that means using less materials, more dummies, more money, and lots of burning Wee Burneys….

  21. Someone needs to go all Edward the 1st on the bitch.

    Hung, drawn and quartered, even then the bitch would not shut up

    • Ha ha , i can just imagine the wee gobshites head on a stake still rabbiting on and on and on…………

  22. Ched Evans is still a cunt…
    Not guilty, but still a well known wrong un… Those celebrating the fact he got off need to worry about the green light this gives other cunts…

  23. Nadiya Hussain signs a contract to be the ‘face of the BBC’…..
    Didn’t see that coming, did we?…. Pure PC muzzie licking cuntery….

  24. She could have made a dog turd tart every week and still won.

    Her name was on the winning ticket before a cake was baked…..

    • This is just disgusting. Of all the worthy hard working Brits who actually do something worthwhile they go pick a wog for baking a fucking cake. It is an open insult to the British people and further evidence if it be needed of the complete contempt the political and media elite have for the people of this country.

      • And what price the BBC’s new sacred cow, Nadiyakins, will be doing a Christmas special?… That old festival and time of year that is associated with Christianity? Yeah, that one…. But you can bet your life those BBC cunts will get their muzzie megastar to front any seasonal cooking show that they do…

        In fact, I can imagine the Xmas BBC1 running order:

        Top Of The Pops – Presented by Nadiiya Hussain and featuring lots of rap and grime bollocks (white bands with bass, guitars, and drums are banned)…

        The Queen – Her Majestyness has gracefully let Queen Nadiya do her speech to the Commonwealth this year…

        Doctor Who – The Doc (and his new all black, all lezzer , all right-on sidekick) are ambushed by Daleks… Super Nadiya turns up and destroys all the Daleks and the Doctor then regenerates into Nadiya…

        EastEnders – Loads of gorblimey guv’nor incest, ‘wape’ and murder in Walford… But Nadiya appears and brings all those mockney cunts together in racial harmony…

        Sherlock -Starring a stellar line-up of cunts: Benderdick Cuntberdinck, Martin Freeperson, Amanda ‘twat’ Abbington, that squealing Irish poove, and (drum roll) special guest…. Nadiya!

        Closedown – ‘God (oops! Sorry! I meant Allah) Save Nadiya, followed by the Testcard: featuring Nadiya, a blackboard (diversity, right?), and a clown (the BBC commissioner of programmes)…

      • Whoa, whoa, whoa…let’s not get too hasty about her doing Xmas lunch. Turkey is shit so I get a crown AND a lovely side of pork. Now if she can get the crackling just right, how I like it then who am I to argue.

        I also like hand done “pigs in blankets” with smoked streaky bacon and Cumberland bullets (a lovely Cumberland pork sausage ring cut into segments the width of the bacon). They’re fucking lush! So if she’ll russle up a couple of dozen of those for the family table the go right ahead.

        She’d probably be canny at knocking up the boxing day curry with the turkey leftovers – although the one I do myself is legendary so she’d better get her finger out to beat that once-a-year bad boy!

      • Don’t wanna get all poofy and go on about cooking but have to agree with Rebel about turkey.
        Baffles me why people shell out fifty or sixty quid for what is basically dry chicken.
        For that money you can get a cracking joint of any other meat….

      • How much for a fucking turkey ?
        Anybody wanting an alternative ,just get chicken breasts and wrap them in streaky bacon before roasting ,now that’s fucking lush…..
        Sometimes its hard being a veggie……

      • I want Abu Hamsa to do my turkey. Cunt won’t need oven gloves or carving forks.

        If he’s any good I share the crackling with him. That’s the best bit!

      • I disagree Norman ,i think we should all prey that the Nadia gets some sort of Xmas gig and wishes all the Christians a very merry Xmas ,so that some muzzy mong feels the need to behead the little hairy cunt for a slant on Allah…………

        Ps. Allah , you are a shite smelling ,fish head eating, goat fucking ,child raping, King kong of a cunt……bring it on muzzy mong…….

      • Dont forget the big film.. “The Magnificent Seven”starring Nadiya, Jeremy Corbyn,Bob Geldof, Dianne Abbott,Lily Allen ,Shami Chakrabarti, and Bono liberating a poor downtrodden country from the yoke of the cruel landowners and introducing a brave new multi-cultural society.

  25. The media instigated United/Liverpool Love-in needs cunting pronto…
    All these post-Premiership Sky TV nu-footie social media mongs can fuck right off…
    I still remember the ‘Munich 58’ flags, chants and songs, I recall the golf balls with nails in them, I recollect the CS gas attacks, I remember the murdering Scouse cunts getting all English teams banned from Europe by killing 39 Italian supporters… Not to mention the sickening Hillsborough bandwagon/cash cow, which will never ever end…. So fuck the chicken mourning Cilla loving Scouse twats….

    Also all this ‘all-time combined United & Liverpool team’ bollocks… First of all, fuck off… And only two of theirs would ever get in my team: Souness, and Dalglish…

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