It’s that fucking time of the year when the Yanks inflict yet another of their crummy cultural anachronisms on us pitiful Brits – fucking Halloween! Sorry, did I say ‘cultural’? There’s more culture in a pot of yoghurt that the whole of the United Fucking States of Ahmerika…
So here’s the Dioclese contribution : print the poster above and put it in your window. And if the little cunts can’t take the hint then I suggest a water gun, preferably filled with black ink.
Fuck off back to America and take your trick and treat with you, you cunts!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Nice one, Dio, and cheers for the poster… These horrible excuses for parents that spend a fortune on tacky and badly made crap to pacify their spoilt brats for one night is one thing… But then unleashing the little fuckers to mither every other poor sod who wants nothing to do with this Yankyfied tasteless shite is another… Fuck Halloween,f fuck trick or treat, and especially fuck grown adults who partake in this shite and dress like twats…. Fuck the lot of it….
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Before Halloween pumpkin lanterns, There was Hop-tu-Naa, lanterns made out of turnips https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Hop-tu-naa_turnip_with_face.jpg Sir Baldrick should be pleased
The whole halloween thing is just a huge copy and paste of Samhain,Calan Gaeaf and about 10 other pagan festival holidays So in theory halloween isn’t exactly american either
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In Christian/European terms I think Halloween is supposed to be ‘Hallows Eve’ the eve of All Saints Day (no, not the crappy girlband): where all the nasty spirits and all that crap come out and all that bollocks… I think it was the Yanks that turned it into this kids dressing up as cunts and mithering people… Nobody really did that when I was a kid (Bonfire Night was much bigger than Halloween in those days)… Now in these days where kids are spoiled as fuck and bad taste rules, such a thing as the modern, commercialised Halloween is going to be massive… Horrible, really…
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In Spain the peasants all go off to visit their dead relatives in the grave yard. Poor fuckers, no peace even when you’re dead.
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Been invited to a fancy dress Halloween party tonight, so I’m not bothering to shave this morning and going as a child migrant…. And Lily Mong is putting a pillow up her hoodie, and going as Igor…. No face mask or make up required…
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Geldofs going to a halloween party tonight hes going as he is,esther rantzen will be putting the broom between her legs again,she knocks me a fucking sick shes a cunt.
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Halloween..teaching your child how to beg and/or demand money with menaces. Fucking perfect. A friend hates it but all the other kids parents do it so she does her duty and marches her kids up to doors so they can get sweets, fucking embarrassing .
Difficult to refuse I suppose but a truly shitty tradition that will not now go away. Bollocks to it.
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I’d like to give the little cunts some “special” smarties but they never come round my house on account of it being surrounded by a 6 foot fence with Beware of the Dog signs all over it.
I don’t get carol singers or jehovas witnesses either.
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I fucking hate Halloween, me & Mrs Boaby are pretty well-off and live in a nice area and we get besieged by the trick or treat cunts every year wanting ‘candy’
If I had my way, any kids who asked for ‘candy’ would get a bowl of stale piss in the face, but of course Mrs Boaby loves the little shits cause we don’t have any kids, she spends the bets part of £30 every year on fucking Haribo, Pick’ n’ Mix and even fucking toffee apples for the little cunts.
Even when you call their bluff and say ‘trick’ they are too fucking lazy to do anything, usually ring the doorbell 10 minutes later but run off.
If they did do anything I’d ring up the Rozzas and report them for criminal damage.
Halloween, another reason to fucking HATE America and Yanks in general
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Maybe a Trick on one of the mothers tonight will raise some brows?
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When I was a kid, Halloween wasn’t really anything of note. I was visiting home a couple of years back around this time and was horrified that wanky Yank Halloween culture had been exported, lock stock and barrel, to Blighty. As bad as you guys will have it this evening, imagine how much worse it will be here. I mean, what exactly has an 8 year old dressed up as Superman got to do with Halloween?
And all this ‘trick or treat’ bullshit. No treat, just a trick. Give me back that massive portion of the property tax I had to pay which goes directly to your fucking school district. Like that’ll happen. Yet another example of how society is just continually expected to appease bastard kids, including those of us who want nothing to do with them. Consumers of everything. Producers of nothing. Loud, obnoxious walking germ bags. Just because it’s some bullshit non-event day, does not exclude you from trespass laws. In the words of Viz’s Farmer Palmer, “Git orf moi laaand”.
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“You be worryin moi sheep”
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My mrs is a witch 12 months of the year so theirs no point in me celebrating it.
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Ghosts are thick cunts.
What sort of ethereal entity wastes it’s time haunting an eighteenth century coaching inn or the derelict insane asylum in which they died, when they could nip across the solar system to witness the majestic beauty of the rings of Saturn and still be back in time to catch Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower…
Mugs.
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As i said last night,if you ignore the little, thieving, begging,scrounging,cheeky no shame cunts in Spain , they egg your house.
The older ones egg any vehicle they can.no fear.
The best thing though is that Gibraltar telly have live coverage of Halloween and you get to watch the fat plod trying to chase unidentified eggthrowing tuffs.
Nobody else has mentioned the eggs ,so i take it that craze hasn’t reached you yet……..it will.
And its a super cunt to clean……
When i came to Spain fifteen years ago ,they never had Halloween. Now they are batshit crazy for it.
So when you are having a whinge, just remember that until the egg craze starts, you are just experiencing the calm before the storm……..
PS. Whats with adults dressing up and having “scary” parties?
I think I’ll go dressed as Chopper Read and treat every cunt like Neville bloody Bartos……
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Fuuuuck moderation.
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I wonder if jim savs will turn up at the BBC tonight to tell them want cunts they are for putting all the shit on him ,rantzen will be shitting it i bet she can smell cigar smoke all around her house.
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Amazingly dressing up as Jimmy hasn’t put the little cunts off knocking at the door.
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Halloween is a load of cunt, but you’ve got to give points to these two kids…. Great costumes…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwGEconWYAADGCF.jpg:large
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Yep, FUCK OFF HALLOWEEN ! When i grew up, I’m 36, in Brentwood Essex there was no talk of this stupid yanky fucking holiday. I now live in Brandon Suffolk, the arse end of no where, and there’s Halloween shit being sold everywhere. Why? no cunt has this shit outside their house, unless your a septic tank. Brandon is known as ‘little Poland’ as its over run with Polaks and those dirty jippo fuckers don’t celebrate anything but pay day. Admittedly so there may be a few yank cunts hiding away locally, due to the airbase, but not enough of the pricks to warrant every cunting shop selling orange and black, pedo bate. Fucking Halloween its promoted and celebrated by only cunts.
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