More Strictly Cunt Dancing is afoot, I see…
What a load of bollocks and what a bunch of cunts…
Mind you, I’d give that Daisy Lowe an immense tonking though…
Nomimated by: Norman
Strictly is back then. My Dad would have loved it.
“Load of fairies fucking prancing about! What a load of old bollocks!”
Spot on, Dad…
Nominated by: Dioclese
I wonder which cunts they’re dragging out this time around? I know Ed Balls(up) is on it – maybe he could physically fall flat on his face as well as politically – but the rest, who knows.
O’course I could Google it but I truly can’t be arsed. No doubt a bunch of B-listers who I’ve probably never heard of, or if I have, then they’re more that likely to be cunts!
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When someone tells him to ‘break a leg’ I’ll be hoping it actually happens.
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That Louise Redknapp is on it this time… Used to be fit 20 years ago, wonder if she still is?…
Daisy Lowe is technically a ‘model’ and is ‘famous’ for giving one to ex-Doctor, Matt Smith and numerous other blokes… She’s a slapper basically, but I probably still would though…
One thing is guaranteed from this year’s Strictly: some slag will start shagging their ‘dance teacher’ and leave their longtime partner in the lurch (see Rachel Riley, that daft tart who used to be in Corrie etc)…. My money is on Lowe… Not that she has longtime partners, mind you…
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I have the utmost respect for anybody who can teach Daisy Lowe to dance. I couldn’t.My raging hard-on would be too busy spitting at her to get much instruction done.
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I see from the line up they are pushing the cultural/ gay quota this year to try and rig it for an ethnic/ gay win. Typical BBC political correctness Bollocks.
Seriously even if I watched TV, I would not want to watch that fat darkie who looks like she swallowed a piano and thinks she is hilarious. From Eastenders Tame eek it’s er Emptyzone and that Bloody camp cunt who is only a judge because he realised at drama school how much better Benderdick Cunterpatch was than him. (Pass a sick bucket) Bobby Bender. Jesus the BBC just cunt help themselves can they.
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No straight man would ever watch it. It even has ‘fabulous’ in the title, a word that has been hijacked by the rainbow warriors. Cunts.
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Even Daisy Lowe’s tits (and she has got a good pair!) jiggling about would make me watch it… And here is some dancing from the aforementioned Miss Lowe… I’d watch it if she did this
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http://xhamster.com/movies/1661361/daisy_lowe_sexy_braless_photoshoot_hd.html
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Jesus Christ..
That video made my eyes bleed.
Sex on legs.
Still won’t watch that BBC shite though
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Surprised that the BBC’s golden calf, sacred cow, Bake Off winner and token BBC pet muslim superstar, Nadiya Hussain isn’t on Striclty Cunt Mincing… After all, she’s on everything else…
I reckon old Skeleton Spice will end up on Strictly eventually… When David finally sees sense and gives her the boot… If he does Victoria will go publicity cold turkey and take whatever she can get… Hope so anyway… Met her at Old Trafford twice and she is a horrible woman…
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I’m shocked Beckham hasn’t come out yet,he’s fooling no one,he and Ronaldo fuck each other, it’s a well known fact
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Don’t know about Beckham, but Ronnie is a bender.. What astonishes me about Beckham is he could have had his pick, and he picked ‘that’… If he wanted to boff a Spice Girl he could have chosen the blonde one, or even Geri… At least she’s got tits…
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The only spice girl who is sexy is the black one,geri is dried up ,sporty is a lezzy and bunton is thick as shit
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Yeah but she’s had more cock than Bernard Matthews, and you’d end up raising Eddie Murphy’s leg wipings.
Lucky cunt never married her though: “I want half Eddie, half!” – ahhhhh, remember when Eddie Murphy was funny, eh!
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How can they help it ? Most of them are socialist rump rangers and humongous cunts.Slow thinking minge dodgers.
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Oh we talking about the Spice Girls? Time to tell one of two jokes I know.
What do you call four Dogs and a Blackbird?
The Spice Girls.
Never tire of that one.
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Blokes wearing tight spangley clothes with their chests exposed.
Fuck right off.
End of the pier stuff….you couldn’t pay me to watch this drivel.
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Ed Balls will look like two tons of shite in a one ton sparkly bag.
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Remainers. Again. So here we are, nine weeks after telling the EU to go fuck itself. The world has not descended into to World War 3. The UK is NOT in recession, nor is it likely to be anytime soon. In fact, NONE of the doom laden predictions of Cameron, Osbourne and all the other lying traitors has proved to be even remotely true. Yet we STILL have braindead, ignorant, cock sucking, anti-democratic SCUM, whingeing about the result of the referendum.
Today there are going to be demonstrations in London, Edinburgh, Birmingham, Oxford, and Cambridge. Backed by arrogant arsewipes like Umunna and ‘comedian’ Izzard, (dunno about comedian, he’s certainly a clown), these tiresome arseholes will once again demand that democracy be pissed on, and a second referendum held. How many times must these traitors be told…NO?
So weary am I of these whingeing fucking monkeys, that I would not only applaud an ISIS attack on these scum, I would actually offer to pay for the ammunition and explosives. The referendum is OVER, you ignorant fucking cretins. Democracy has been done, the people have spoken. It doesn’t matter that you disagree with the result. What you’re too thick to understand is that this is how democracy works. We get asked a question. In this case, ‘Do you want to leave the EU, or stay in’? We then get to vote. Some people will vote to leave, and some will vote to stay. Whichever has the most votes at the end, is the winner. In this case, LEAVE won. It was simple, it was fair, it was democratic.
If you wish to live in an EU country, that’s fine. You have every right to do so. I suggest you pick an EU country, France, Belgium or Germany for example, and FUCK OFF to live there. Because regardless of your fucking childish whingeing, insults and foot stomping, this country IS leaving the EU. And there is NOTHING you can do about it. So, either move to the continent and live in your anti-democratic, EU dictatorship, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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The public have voted so the lefties have to shut up,they don’t like it then they can go straight to Afghanistan, see how “peaceful, multicultural, and tolerant” the goat fucking pedophiles really are
And that sturgeon krankie hobbit needs to shut her mouth too
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The problem with these cunts is that never in their lives has anyone said “no” to them. They are so used to getting their own way they cannot conceive of losing. Democracy means nothing to them, they were willing to throw democracy away so that Timothy could study in Italy and Jemima could brush up her French as an Au Pair in Paris. They are not the ones who have to live next to a house full of Romanians sleeping 3 to a room, it is not they who will have their job taken by an illegal immigrant. Cunts the lot of them.
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I read about these marches QD and the need a good cunting, thanks for doing it, saved me some time. Tony “I AM CUNT” Blair even feels that if he bangs on about denying the referendum result he can get some credibility back with the sort of cunts that voted new Labour.
If they do manage to prevent Brexit they will destroy this nation along with their victory. Even if they scare enough people into changing their vote to give them a majority they will leave near on 50% of the population feeling ripped off and cheated by the system.
So called democracy will be exposed as a sham and what comes next won’t be pretty.
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Great cunting.
They are like a bunch of spoilt kids who someone has at last said no to.
Toys out of pram,foot stamping in the supermarket and 24 you grizzling.
Emigrate, move away or do whatever to live in the EU but shut the fuck up over here you rancid bunch of cunts. Your side lost. Grow up and stop polluting the streets with your protest marches.
Cunts.
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Just been reading about the marches. I’m pleased to see that so many people turned up to counter demonstrations. But it still makes me angry that we have so many traitors in this country. Izzard had his pink beret and a yellow handbag stolen by a Leaver. He got them back though.
Apparently, that antipodean faggot, Tatchell was there supporting Remain. It’s about time that arse bandit went back to Australia. I’m sick of the piece of shit sticking his nose in BRITISH affairs. Mind you, none of the cunts demanding a second referendum could be described as British. They wouldn’t be challenging the referendum if they were.
Going off the photo’s, a lot of them are Pimms drinking, middle class fuckwits. The sort of dickheads who call their children ‘Tarquin’ and ‘Immelda’ because they they’re posh names. What a bunch of traitorous scumbags.
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I suppose the bloke who nicked the poofs beret will be charged with a hate (hat) crime.
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Pathetic bunch of treacherous cunts.
Lets assume they like and support democracy (hard in some cases) lets ask them how that stacks up against their pathetic whinging about the referendum result.
I didn’t like it when Warmonger Blair got in but accepted the result. Why cant they ?
Answers on a postcard please
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Strictly is good for a wank if you’re real desperate
Other than that as a straight male I have no interest in it
It’s also good to see some fat blob making a fool of themselves tv
The cunts at the beeb should do a X rated version
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Strictly’s not that good for a wank,even if you are desperate. Some cunt keep switching to the boxing while I was having a fiddle in the public-bar while watching that hot bitch Anne Widdicombe.
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What’s that old phrase?
Wankers can’t be choosers
But seriously there are some very sexy and busty women on strictly
If the bbc had half a brain they would force the girls to dress half naked,the viewing figures would go up by 200% as would my dick
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Strictly Cum Dancing
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The Only “dancing” I want to see of a Saturday evening involves ping pong balls.
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Once again, this is full throttle retard TV for the gullible sheep who are more than likely passed out on the sofa on cheap applejack anyway. Watching a load of had-their-day faded old seaside special tarts and nancyboy wide receivers poncing across the dancefloor, waving their cocks around and looking like a spastic on Red Bull is laughable. What’s next? Thalidomide Javelin Throwing?
This just shows that Weekend TV is just as suicidal to watch as daytime TV…thank cock I don’t watch any of it. These bores get paid vast amounts of obscene cash for doing not much, and then get elevated to hero status. Fuck that seriously. The real worthy ones are people such as the fire service, armed forces, RNLI and suchlike. Not a load of divas and manwhores.
We only have to look at that Bake Off/Wank Off drivel. For some reason, baking cakes has been elevated to the status of life saving surgery and a “must have”life skill? They’re cakes for cunts sake. It’s not the Hadron Collider. What in the cunt has happened when society today considers the ultimate Victoria Sponge to be more important than positive advancements in science? What fucking nonsense.
As for these dripping transgender “look at me, I’m so cutting edge” celebrity cunts and general remainers who moan about the Brexit result…it’s tragically sad. They’ve thrown their toys out of the pram because their perks, wink winks and god given rights are in jeopardy? What a canister of wank. It was a democratic and fair vote. Suck it up or cunt off, preferably to Gaza.
If they don’t like it, they should fuck out and go to these places they keep trying to protect. They’d be back the next day. These twat celebs make me sick. Overpaid, Under-brained, Under-informed and purebred idiots.
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is purebred the politically correct term for inbred now
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They have pure undiluted idiot genes, although that goes in the same bed as inbreeding.
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I’d like to cunt American football, not so much the game as I actually enjoy it. The issue I have is the cunts who thank god when they win the Super Bowl. That’s right, there’s young children starving in the world but you think god is more concerned about the winner of a sports event. You arrogant cunt.
As with other American sports the winners are called world champions. Then again a lot of Americunts think the US is the fucking world.
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….And while we”re at it,and this was the late 60″s,a friend of my dear old dad was working on the bin lorry at Elmdon Airport(now Brum airport),collecting the bins from the terminal,when a flight from India landed and a few passengers approached him asked,and I quote: “Excuse me sir,but where do we go to get the free money?” I kid you not,and have times changed? Have they fuckity cuntworthy like!…..Baaaaaaaaaaah.
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The only change is the now get the forms before they get on the plane
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Eddie Izzard one of the most reliable cunts in the country has been at it again. He was at a pro EU march today. During the march some wag stole his hat, the police wrestled the offender to the ground, it’s a wonder they didn’t tazer the crazed obviously homo-islamo-trans-phobic racist far right lunatic whilst they were at it.
You don’t need to go on a march to stay in Europe Eddie, you can fly, float or catch a train to Euro land, please please please fuck off over there you very strange cunt.
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Hmmm…
And once Eddie has his way to keep us in the economically corrupt EU with an open border policy for us to accept our fair share of “German”, “French” and “Norwegian” cunts (how the BBC describe the “Religion of Peace” cunts who shoot, stab and run over innocent people while shouting Allah Akbar and is definitely not Muslim related), once that policy reaches its natural conclusion and we’re under Shariah Law…just out of interest Eddie, all your campaigning for them aside, how do YOU think YOU will fair under it?
I mean we may all be narrow-minded, “little Englander”, xenophobic racists in your mind’s eye but we do tolerate the likes of you and Bruce “double cunt” Jenner, et. al., and your different outlook on life. It’s still a free country (just) and it’s your choice how you live your life: fishnets, mini skirts, lipstick – and that stupid cunt beret you wear – and all.
Now then, once the Law Lords have been replaced with a few Ayatollahs, how do you think you and your ilk will fair? Nice happy days on ImamTV or a fucking good stoning?
Answers on a postcard to:
You Brought this On Yourself Ltd
Cuntstown
CU1\1T5
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i bet plod were just gagging to give the hat-thief a good kicking but bottled it becuase there were too many witnesses and phone cameras about
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Waste of a clever stand-up.Stick to what you are good at Eddie and leave the politics to the other cunts…Baaaaaaaaah
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Meanwhile…..
Killary Kiloton is picking a fight with Russia. According to the enlightened one all of the ills of the world can be laid at the feet of the Russians, even Brexit! And here she is threatening war against Russia if they do any more (alleged) hacking. If Trump had said something like this, what do you think the media reaction would be? He made some very oblique references to the 5th amendment and the MSM interpreted them as an incitement for people to assassinate Kiloton and a shit storm ensued, but here is Killary threatening to wage war against a nuclear power and fucking silence…..tumble weeds rolling past…..nada……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aIIpCDsLU&spfreload=10
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that cow-cunt clinton said something similar about obummer in 2008 after she’d lost the primaries – trying to stir up the rednecks to take out obummer the way bobby kennedy was
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I cannot complain about celebrity cunts making complete cunts of themselves on a dance floor. And if they do well , a bonus. They get £25k for all this and it cannot be easy. Sadly ,I quite like it and I have taken the scourge to myself for it.
As they descend the celebrity bucket into the mire of the very lowest level of possible participant, it does lose a bit of interest and not watching the soaps,[ my piss having a low flash point,] I fail to recognise the celebs but their knuckle dragging personas are a treat.
The country wanks on regardless….
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The only time i will only ever be interested in watching this dog shit of a show will be when either Steven Hawking,Warwick Davis or that cunt Alex Brooker are the celebrity dancers.Would fucking love to see that. Then there is Tess Daly,every time i see her face the very first thing that comes to mind is….I cant believe you are married to that dogscock Vernon cunt Kay.
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Is the cunt even British ?
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I think if Tess Daly was on dancing naked, I’d definitely consider watching………….on my own…………with the curtains drawn.
I’d quite like to have Claudia Winkleman have a blowy on the old pork stick, just so I could lift that fucking stupid fringe off her eyes.
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Agree about Daly, but I can’t stand Winkleman… She comes across as a tosser and she looks well weird… Like a Furby with a Beatle wig…
Now if Daisy Lowe did a strip on Strictly,it could be the BBC’s biggest viewing figures since Dirty Den’s divorce announcement… I’d tune in for a start..
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