Cant fucking stand that silly yank slit licker Ellen Degeneres,anyone seen her show? What a daft cunt she is and who taught her to dance? I reckon it was Clyde the fucking Orangatang.
Nominated by: The Terminator
Ellen Degeneres is a fucking rug munching, tuppence flicking, knickerlifting, bulldyke cunt… She’s a typical Yank tosspot…
Nominated by: Norman
Degeneres.. Dorrie..
Dorrie.. Degeneres..
Remind me again which is which?
Nominated by: Dioclese
Have you seen her wife?
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It used to be Anne Heche. Dunno if it still is, can’t be arsed, can’t be arsed to search it either.
Whoever it is, I think it’s safe to say Ms Degenerate is the “man” in her marriage.
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Portia due rossi ,the hot blonde one from ally McBeal, not that i watched that shit , not even for Lucy lieu.
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She is a cunt. Nuff said
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Rumour has it, her cunts had so many fists…..she has to roll her own tampons……
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I don’t get how she is one of the most popular people on TV in the states, but then so is Oprah, Degenerate ticks a few PC boxes and licks a lot more furry ones. Can’t stand this cunt and the concise nominations above demonstrate that no longwinded explanation of her cuntitude is required.
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Sixdog: Degenerate’s show is part of day time TV over here in Yankland. Along with other Yank shite like Dr Oz, The View, Oprah and all the usual soap operas like Days Of Our Lives, etc. It’s puerile crap packaged for today’s fuckwit non-working ‘soccer mom’ generation. You know the type. Makeup applied with a trowel, starched hair, designer everything all paid for by its husband (of course), who swan around in their fucking mini-vans (people carrier), taking Johnny-tosspot-kid to school less than a mile away from home because the kid’s too fat/stupid to waddle there by itself, then back home in an erratic driving fashion as possible to piss off the commuters because Ellen’s guest today is the just fabulous Rachel Ray who’ll be revealing how to make simply the most delish pineapple upside down cake.
The worst part is, these fucktards can vote! Completely out of touch with reality, their world view is given to them by media whores like Oprah and Degenerate. It is unbelievable what goes on over here. Un-fucking-believable.
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We have similar over here, we have the under class who are a waste of fucking oxygen, our daytime TV is just as shite with loads of cooking and shite bargain hunt and one that really peeves me is one where people buy houses at auction (no mention of how many of these places are repos) and do them up/ Often purchased by Asians to rent out for as much money as possible. Making housing even more expensive and pushing more people to buy houses they can’t afford. Don’t know where the BBC’s left values go on this one?
I spent six months in the states and thought it was an amazing place, a lot of people who do live there don’t appreciate just what they have.
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Anne Heche was a weird cunt too….
Charlie Sloth is a cunt… He plays shite (all that ‘grime’ and ‘rap’ bollocks) on his Radio 1Xtra show, he dresses like a twat (‘gangsta rap’ jacket and baseball cap) and (perhaps most laughably of all) he’s from Camden Town and claims to be a Liverpool FC fan…. See how high he gets on the cuntometer below:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37380917
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Why do cunts like this fat wigga cunt Sloth put on that fuckin’ stupid voice.
You know he doesn’t talk like that when he goes round his nans for a cup of tea, so why the rest of the time.
Sloth…how appropriate.
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The Mercury Music Prize needs cunting too…. Just like the Apartheid in reverse MOBOs and now the Oscars, the Mercury is now another platform for ‘diversity’, no matter how shit the acts and records are…
Wasn’t a fan of Bowie’s last album, but it was still better than that ‘grime’ bollocks that won…
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Awards ceremonies are shit without Jarvis cocker there to liven things up.when smacko jacko surrounded himself with all them kids, did he bring them with him or did the sick cunt manage to get his hands on a bunch of British one? If so who got them for him ?
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Probably ‘Sir’ Jim’ll Fix It or Jonathan King did a favour for Jacko….
A funny tale from the BRITs: l heard although the Gallaghers were gobbing off about INXS as their singer presented Oasis with an award, members of INXS gave the Burnage bellends a right kicking in the bogs afterwards…
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Did inxs ever do a cover of knocking on hotels door?
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@ birdman Jarvis was judge you fool! Smdh
The mercury awards was a joke along time ago this doesn’t surprise me bowie got ditched to fill a diversity quota simple as that. How else could you explain how a no talent rapper got picked I heard a few songs off his album unbearably horrible blackstar was hardly bowies best but it was better then Skepta’s dumb album
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Jarvis was judge you fool !!smdh. que?
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@titslapper,took a while for opening line to sink (stoned) but how was I to know since i don’t pay attention to awards shit.anyway it looks like Jarvis did liven it up with if we’re having a winged ….I’m a cunt i aint no fool…
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Alan Barnes need a cunting. For those who’ve forgotten, Barnes is the 68 year old, 4’6″ disabled bloke who got pushed over during a mugging and broke his collar bone. You might remember that a young woman called Katie Cutler was responsible for helping to raise £330,000 for Barnes to buy a house away from the one he was mugged outside of. I saw signs of his cuntishness when he sold that house after a few months because he didn’t like it and moved to Shetland. Well now he’s shown exactly how much of a cunt he really is.
Whilst raising money for Barnes, Cutler accepted and offer from a PR firm to do so work for her for £550 per day. Rather stupidly, instead of keeping some money back to pay the final bill, which came to just over £6,600, she gave every penny to Barnes. I would imagine she’s regretting that decision now, because being unable to pay the firm, she was taken to court and now has a CCJ against her. She still can’t pay and is facing action from bailiffs.
Now, you might think that Barnes would consider it his moral duty to step in and help the woman who made him richer than he otherwise would have been had he not been mugged. He’s offered a tenner. TEN FUCKING QUID. Apparently, he doesn’t want to look like he’s showing off. He also doesn’t want people sending him begging letters. That in itself is fair enough, and to be equally fair, Katie hasn’t actually asked for help. BUT, she isn’t some fucking hard luck case asking for ten grand. She’s the REASON he has more money than he could dream of.
It’s not often that I get very angry by something I read in the papers, and when I do, it’s usually caused by terrorists. But this has really made my blood boil. Apart from anything else, it’s because it doesn’t seem to occurred to him that this would be the perfect opportunity to show his gratitude, and give something back to the woman who showed him such kindness. He didn’t ask for her to do this, she did it because she’s a good, kind woman. He didn’t have to accept the money, he could just as easily have said ‘thanks very much, but I’d prefer it if you gave it to charity’.
He didn’t do that though. The pound signs burned into his greedy little eyes, and he took the money. That put him in her debt. And the fact that it doesn’t trouble his little mind that he does actually owe this woman for the kindness, and secure financial position that she put him in, shows what an ignorant, greedy little cunt Alan Barnes is.
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Off to Shetland to mug the little hobbit cunt…
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I saw him interviewed last night,and it’s safe to say that the avaricious,creepy little abortion-dodger is the most ungrateful selfish shit I’ve seen in a long time.
It confirmed my views on god-botherers as hypocritical wankers,and that people who give to these kind of appeals are gullible idiots.
I hope that the ugly troll gets everything that he deserves.
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I wouldn’t cross the road for the little turd… Maybe Barnes should marry Wee Sturgeon… A match made in heaven, or should that be hell?….
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I’d watch the snuff video of that wedding night.
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This is true. She went out of her way to help a total stranger, and he basically dropped her in the financial shit. She didn’t have to help him at all as he’s just another news story to anyone else, but saying he didn’t like the new place he was in, screams of Ungrateful Fucker…and not even helping her when she was in the shit is a total slap in the face. If someone went to those lengths to help me, and I found out they were in the shit, a cheque and a letter would be in the post the same day.
Random acts of kindness to strangers in this day and age are rarer than dragon shit…and also you are correct…God Botherers are the most self righteous holier than thou moral crusader pricks that walked the earth because their fairytale book commands them to do so. Fuck’s sakes it’s not right. There should be a petition to help her get out of the shit now.
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Crime doesn’t pay, neither does being an SJW so it seems.
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I’m sure robbing the little piss stain would surely make me a sjw.maybe he can’t afford to help her as he’s a bit short right now…
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Aye, bet she rues the day she got involved with helping the repulsive grabby cunt.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Missed this in the paper but have to agree this little cunt is the most ungrateful and ungracious turds I have heard about in a very long time.
Next time the little cunt gets pushed over I trust no one will run to help. Horrible little bastard.
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Now had a chance to read the news on this. No change of view. Horrible little bastard.
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Seems the PR firm has missed out on a good cunting? We wonder why people don’t help each other out these days? Story above is a modern day parable, these days the good Samaritan gets mugged by the cunt he stops to help.
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I would like to nominate the “Northern Powerhouse” for a cunting.
About 8-10yrs ago the “Blown” Labour govt gave us Northeners a vote on if we wanted a “Northern Assembly”. They were so cock sure that us “thick as pig shit folk” would go for it they had fatty two-jags swanning around up here, not so much drumming up support for it, as doing a victory lap like it was a done deal.
It was resoundingly rejected, it wasn’t even close, something like 70% of the folk who voted, voted “no, fuck off you cunts!”
Now we have the current incumbents banging on about a “Northern Powerhouse”, except this time we don’t get the right to say “no, fuck off you cunts!”
And to add insult to injury it is being championed by slimey Gideon Osborne who cares about as much about the North as I do about “peaceful” cunts drowning in the Med!
You think us Northern folk would be “mad forrit” but no, and here’s why:
1. Well it have any bearing on any law making? No.
2. Will it have any bearing on decisions made in Westminster? No.
3. Will it make it easier to collect and appropriate taxes as we see fit? No.
In that case what is it then? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s yet another layer of meaningless and pointless bureaucracy which will need new infrastructure (i.e. buildings cos the existing council ones won’t be good enough), and new personnel (cos the existing councillors won’t be good enough).
And who will pay for this pointless exercise, why us Northern twats, and hence why we didn’t want it in the first place you cunts!
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I would also like to nominate Lauri Love for a cunting. This fucktard hacker managed to get into US Govt computers.
Now I don’t think he’s a cunt for being a hacker – it must have taken a modicum of skill (although more likely luck). No, I think Lauri Love is a cunt because when he got caught red handed, bang to rights by the yanks who demanded we extradite the cunt, low and behold he can’t go because of his Asperger Syndrome and ADHD and all that other bullshit which didn’t exist 10yrs ago!
He was a naughty cunt and like a naughty cunt he should be punished, and if that’s the wrong end of 10yrs getting “Vaz’d” by some cunt called Bubba in Sing Sing prison then so be it!
Don’t hide behind these not-real, or certainly over used medical conditions (to excuse naughty little bastards who should be shown the buckle end of a belt), man up and take it.
It’s an old one but if you’re not prepared to do the time, don’t do the crime. Don’t go belly-aching to your Mam and claiming you have fucktard syndrome cos that won’t work with the yanks, those cunts know how to incarcerate their criminal element and not treat them like holiday guests like we do over here, you cunt!
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I watched one of the councillors for Manchester City Council interviewed a couple of months back. The interviewer asked why the people of people of Greater Manchester were being forced into accepting a Mayor, when we’d already given an explicit ‘NO’ to having one when asked a few years ago. The arrogant twat said that it was because the Government had placed a time limit on this Northern Powerhouse bullshit, and so they didn’t have time to sort out a referendum. It was complete bollocks, because they had plenty of fucking time. They were just afraid that we’d tell them to fuck off again. Which we would have. So they robbed us of our democratic right to a say. The problem is, there are so many supine Labour supporters in Greater Manchester, that all attempts at fighting back have fallen flat on their face.
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Is it possible to cunt someone without cunting them?
If so, I’d like to cunt (hold onto your hats) but not cunt Nigel farage.
My problem I guess is that u don’t know what he has up his sleeve.
I absolutely love the guy. Love him.
But what the fuck is he playing at?
It’s blindingly obvious that the establishment wants to betray Brexit.
All he had to do was sit tight until 2020 and if, which looks likely, Brexit will be shat upon by the establishment remain cunts like May and he would have had 17 million very pissed off leavers crossing the ukip box.
He could have found himself in Downing Street.
Libs are dead.
Labour are impossible to vote for.
I can’t see ukip without him getting the votes.
People just won’t vote and Tories just carry on fucking us over.
Word on the street is Aaron banks is starting a new working mans party to bury labour and carry the leave voters.
He apparently wants Nigel at the helm.
They need to get on with it though pronto or 2020 will be too early.
I can’t cunt Nigel, so I guess I’m cunting not knowing what he’s up to.
Fishing, cricket, family….
Bollocks. Don’t believe u Nigel.
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The cunting frustration arises from having the most gifted and honest politician and orater that we have seen since Churchill present himself to the British public, then decide that he’s had enough, half way through the battle, when we have the cunts on the ropes.
Just as millions of people realise that the only thing that comes out of his mouth is common sense.
And in this age, it’s what we have been desperately needing.
Leaving us to the wolves ain’t cricket
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He has become a bit of a celebrity cunt these days, interviews on US TV, his own radio show on LBC and a column for Breitbart. Maybe he just wants to give up on politics and make a few bob. I don’t blame him for that and do not begrudge him a fucking penny. Unlike Hamoron and the war criminal Blair, who are a pair of cunts who never did 1% of what Farage did for Britain between them.
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Or perhaps he has taken up murder as a new hobby, acording to our good friends in yhe BBC.
https://youtu.be/C9MHmLhkoIk
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Yeah I can understand him wanting some peace and quiet.
Trouble is its bigger than all of us.
He could be the greatest patriot ever.
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I’m on my holidays at the moment and the hotel has BBC news on the telly so I thought I’d have a look as I don’t get it at home. So far there has been a paki presenter, a yank, poridge wog and an Indian cunt (you could not understand a word he was saying) as reporters. There was a white English bloke but he had a wonky eye thus he counts as diversity. What is it these cunts do not understand about BRITISH as in BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION? I turned the fucker off after 15 minutes. Time to get pissed…..
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You did well to keep at it for 15 minutes. I now don’t look at the commie bastard news even when I am away and it’s the only programme in English on the box.
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Third world nationals on mobile phones on public transport really get on my tits. Ever noticed total irritating cunts talking for hours in Yoruba, Hausa or Hindi and sometimes in creole french for fucking hours…these pieces if shit are to be found infesting public transport in all western countries buses and trains…and act with impunity think noone will tell then the shut up cos it’s waassist.
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