Dead Pool [41]

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Congratulations to King Cunt! who picked one of our favourite perennial coffin-dodgers Shimon Perez

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 41…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

To completely unfairly put the boot in to Dioclese who is currently on holiday, TheEye is going to blatantly steal his famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

102 thoughts on “Dead Pool [41]”

      • I thought the same until a few months ago.I guess it is because boxers tend not to have a great longevity record.

  5. Poppy Honey Oliver
    Daisy Boo Oliver
    Petal Blossom Oliver
    Buddy Bear Oliver
    River Rocket Oliver

    I’m hoping for the five timer and the shock sees off Jamie and Jules…. Then I can move on to the Beckhams.

  7. Tony Blair
    Hillary Clinton
    Angela Merkel
    jean claude juncker
    Martin Schulz

    Who says I’m not an optimist? God bless Nigel Farage and Donald Trump.

    • The James cunt is still popping up doing valedictory programmes on telly. More skin flaking orf his beezer avery time. Please God you nab the bastard this time.

  12. Having a go but signal all over the shop. This me latest and definitive list:

    Ken Dodd
    Doris Day
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Robert Mugabe
    Peter Hall

  16. Lenny Henry
    Dawn French
    Benderdick Cunterpatch
    Richard Cuntis
    Cliff Richard
    (he HAS to be due to peg out from a heart attack caused by stress surely)

  21. Note To The Eye
    Come on Eye old heart. There you go letting the jolly old cat oit orf the bag 0r the cunt oit orf the khazi if you prefer. Not cricket to give The Troll Fucker any gen re the where aboits orf old Dioclese who may or may not be orn his hols. You recall the crapdoodle all roinde last time. At least if the cunt tries it again we know he is a fail at Sir Limply speak.
    Now there’s a good chap and remove the tell orf the front page.

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