Dead Pool [40]

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Congratulations to Rebel Without a Cunt! who scores a hole in one by correctly forecasting the demise of golfing legend Arnold Palmer. Never saw that coming…..fore!!!!

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 40…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And just to make sure I get in first, here’s the Dioclese famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [40]”

  6. Tony Blair
    Hillary Clinton
    Jean-Claude Juncker
    Donald Tusk
    Martin Schulz

    More in hope than expectation.

  7. Liz Smith
    Jean Alexander
    John Hurt
    Leslie Phillips
    Brian Cant

    – and a double cunting for Black and White Cunt.

  10. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Same still alive cunts please.

  12. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    —-

    RIP Arnie.

  13. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Benjamin Netanyahu

    I thought that was bob hope it might as well be him they are both dumb cunts, I hope golf disappears within the sands of time and a new law is permitted where you are forced to wear a hijab in order too play… might as well be at the going rate of islamization

  14. This is harder than it looks. Third attempt.

    Rolf Harris
    Jimmy Carter
    Stuart Hall
    Pete Doherty
    Tom Daley

    • I was tempted to steal Peres from you but thought that would be too much of a cunty thing to do.

  19. Sorry I checked the selections but not the main text to see Kirk is Nabbed, Can I therefore have David Rockefeller

  25. Burt Reynolds
    Jon Voigt
    Ned Beatty
    Herbert Coward
    John Boorman

    Squeal like a pig my ISAC chums!

    My usual candidates stubbornly avoid the grim reapers attention so a new approach this time around.

    Only included John Boorman rather than another cast member simply because he has inflicted Charley upon the world and for that he needs a royal cunting.

    Thanks

  27. The usual suspects for me please
    Lenny Henry
    Dawn French
    Benderdick cunterpatch
    Richard Cuntis
    and just for a change let’s have
    Jean-Claude Juncker

  29. Hugh Hefner
    Roger Moore
    Fats Domino
    James Earl Jones
    Stan Lee

    Hugh to go with a BIG fucking smile on his face.(or a BIG fucking pussy on his face)

  30. Ant and Dec
    Eddie Izzard
    Russell Brand
    John Jabba Prescot
    Bradley Wiggins
    Paul Danan
    Piers Morgan
    Keith Lemon

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