Dead Pool [39]

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Congratulations to frst time winner, JR Cuntley, for correctly forecasting the demise of young Frankenstein and Willy Wonker – Gene Wilder.

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 39…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ve received a couple of emails and some comments at my place informing me that the site was down earlier this evening and you couldn’t post. This seems to have been resolved.

In the meantime the following nominations were received by email and other psychic means (all as last time around) :

Dioclese (me!) :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

Fred West :
Clive James, Denis Norden, Leslie Phillips, John Hurt, Liz Smith

Sir Limply Stoke :
Ken Dodd, Robert Mugabe, Doris Day, Giscard d’Estaing, Brunhilde Pomsel

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

91 thoughts on “Dead Pool [39]”

  1. Jeremy Corbyn
    Tom Baker
    Keith Richards
    David Attenborough
    Helmet Kohl

    Corbyn will be found hanging from his ceiling, cock in hand with a piece of orange in his mouth dressed in full SS uniform while the Horst Wessel song plays in the background.

    • Some of those are taken.

      George and Jerry Lee are OK but not the rest.

      Oddly, I used to live next door to George Cohen and now live up the road from Norman Tebbitt. You’re on a loser with Norman. He’s fit as a flea…

  5. I can’t be arsed to read the whole thread. Which of these cunts have been taken? You must know otherwise you wouldn’t have made the generalised ‘some’ statement.

  6. Isambard Kingdom Brunel
    Sir Issac Newton
    The Mona Lisa
    Lisa The Moaner
    Ken Siboyski

    Better?

    • Read the comment. “Only Ray and Dick logged to you. You get three more…”

      And if you can’t be bothered to check before posting, then I can’t be bothered to wipe your arse for you.

  9. My Dead Pool predictions:
    Jim Bowen
    Gordon Banks
    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    Roger Moore
    Duke of Kent (The Grand Master)

  10. A whiff of brimstone in the air tonight or have I just farted?

    I am inspired to consign to Hell Fire:

    Albert Finney
    John Hurt
    Dick Van Dyke
    Jerry Lewis
    Henry Kissinger

  11. Sandy Gall
    Doug Ellis
    Prunella Scales
    Tim West
    Joost van der Westhuizen

    I fancy a change Dio as Ive been watching the Canal thing on telly and neither of the cunts look to good so I reckon I might be on to a winner again.

  13. Whoever picked Hillary may be onto something.Shewas taken ill at a 9/11 memorial today.

  14. From Limply who still has a shit computer system !…

    Liesel Von Trapp has croaked to the sound orf music. To the tune orf Edelweiss:

    One dead cunt
    One dead cunt
    Every morning I search thee
    One last gasp, a deathly rasp
    You look ready to meet me…    “

    • He should get a new one I imagine Sir Stokes computer is from the dark ages mid to late 90’s model? perhaps a new one is in order computers are getting cheaper and cheaper but get a new one tho its worth it, unless a refurbished one is worth it for you

  15. Eammon Holmes
    Professor Brian Cox
    Gordon Brown
    Mary Berry
    Germaine Greer

    Not so much of a dead pool entry as a wish list for the following reasons:
    Fat Irish fella because of being thick as pigshit (would probably be described by my second nominated cunt as being made of anti-Wogan particles).
    Professor Cock for dumbing down BBC science programmes so much you would need a large hadron collider to spot anything of genuine interest).
    Gordon Brown for being arguably the biggest political uber-cunt of all time.
    Mary Berry simply by virtue of being such a dried up old upper middle class anachronism she makes Fanny Craddock seem like Jennifer Aniston in comparison.
    Need I explain Ms Greer? No. If you can’t work out why she is a cunt on a scale of galactic proportions then you are a bigger cunt than all those people on my dead pool combined!

    • Fuck me, have you been watching re-runs of Pot Black on YouTube? I’d have thought Perrie Mans was older and potentially decomposing by now. You’ve missed a trick by not going for a full house of swinging sixties popster cunts in your list but then I guess Macca is (or should be, the uber-cunt) on somebody else’s list and Freddy Garrity is long gone…

      • Swinging Sxities Popster cunts? How about that Professional Scouser cunt, Gerry Marsden? As for the remaining ‘Fab Two’, I hope Pete Best outdoes the pair of them…

        Keef’s TV show has been good though… Hancock, Spike and his Q series, The 39 Steps and some rare Stones…

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