Dead Pool [37]

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Congratulations go to one of our regulars, Cunt O’MaCunto, for correctly predicting that some obscure footie cunt who was 100 years old would be the next to kick the bucket. Frankly I’d never heard of Joao Havelange until he was nominated and really couldn’t give less of a flying fuck, but – hey! – credit where it’s due!

I was tempted to disallow it under the ‘worlds oldest person’ rule but this pool went on longer than any previous one in living memory and even I was getting pissed off with it…

So well done Cunto me ol’ cunt and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 37.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [37]”

  3. Tony Booth
    Billy Graham
    Brian Rix
    Clare Hollingworth
    King Michael of Romania

    • Also is Clare Hollingworth too old to be picked at 104?If so I will gladly substitute her for a younger cunt!

  9. I would like to put that trolling sack of shit, Prickie Doublecunt, up for the next dead cunt, but I don’t suppose I’m allowed to do that. Maybe I can stick the cunt up for a cunting, I’d love to see the pic that Dio comes up for the cunt. The cunt.

    I’ll have my usual five aggravating cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  12. My Dead Pool predictions are:

    Jim Bowen
    Bruce Forsyth
    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    Duke of Kent (The Grand Master)
    Chuck Berry

  13. Dominic Joseph Fontana
    Peter Edward ‘ Ginger’ Baker
    Keith Richards
    Robert Alan Krieger
    John Ozzy Osbourne

    Don’t want any of these cunts to die but you bet with your head not your heart.

      • I like Tommy Doc… Still the most exciting and happy time for me as a red … But he’s 90 next year… I don’t dislike O’ Farrell either, but he was useless as United manager… He couldn’t handle all the cunts like Morgan, Crerand and Co… The United boss I dislike the most is actually Fergie… He is a cunt…

        I fucking loathe Phil The Greek, mind you, and Wyman is a nonce…

  14. Five cunts a waiting….
    1. Neil Kinnock
    2. Justin Bieber
    3. Bruce Forsyth
    4. Bear Grylls
    5. John Prescott

    • Cunt, missed Brucie by minutes.?
      Gimme Peter Sutcliffe instead. Good feeling about that cunt, now he’s going to a proper Nick.

      • Maybe the self destruction of his own party will see the slaphead Welsh windbag carking it from a broken heart.

      • I was just going to put Kinnock, any of them will do, his wife and son are Royal Cunts in their own right. Not sure I can have a family as one pick??

  15. Colin Dexter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    John Carpenter
    Barbara Broccoli
    (if only we could bring her dad back)
    Congrats to Cunt O’MaCunto…

  16. Bastard bugger. As usual fucking rural connection means yours truly misses oit orn his slate orf originals. Damn your eyes and shrivel yer bollocks. Cunts. Oh well.

    Sir Peter Hall
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Robert Mugabe
    Doris Day
    Vera Lynn

    • I was gonna bag Ian Stewart but I just realised he’s been dead for the last 31 years lol what the feck? . Alright Mick Jagger then I guess

      • Stu died in 1985… But another Stone has to bite the dust soon enough, surely? My money is on Wyman… Jagger is a cunt, but he’s in great condition for his age…

      • He just had his hundredth kid and he looks not a day over 40 keep in mind hes got money to spend on cosmetics and surgery.

        Keef on the other hand is starting to look like the grinch that stole christmas, those hair beads tho…

    • Cherie Blair
      Leo Blair
      Nicky Blair
      Euan Blair
      Kathryn Blair
      Tony’s already been nominated, but I’d hate to think the cunt’s genes would be propagated further. All together, in a crashed Gulfstream in South Sudan. Please God.

  20. Please may I have:
    Lionel Blair
    Barbara Knox
    Alexei Sayle
    Michael Hesseltine
    Mary Berry

    Apologies for any incorrect spelling of names – they’re all cunts so it doesn’t matter!

  21. This lot for me;

    Prince Mikasa Takahito
    Dobri Dobrev
    Clifton James
    Jacob Rothschild
    Derek Hatton

    Thanks

    • Bobby Charlton doesn’t look too clever these days, but Big Jack looks knackered and is rarely seen these days… Could have a winner there…

      • Sorry Cunt O’, Sutcliffe is my bitch, had to have him after I just missed out on Bruce Forsyth to Black and white cunt, the cunt. Every cunt for themselves….?

  24. June Brown
    Doug Ellis
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

    Same as before except black & white nicked my Jean Grand Duke of Luxemburg… what a cunt

    • Im following Dioclese’s example, he nicked Zsa Zsa Gabor off me, (who I nicked off someone else).

    • Don’t feel too bad Debo someone stole ginger baker from me, I posted 40 minutes too late the bastard beat me to the punch.
      Ginger has been in my pool for the last 1 year and a half, knowing my bloody luck he’ll probably expire soon. Cunt stealing bastards!

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Morgan Freeman
    Danny Devito
    George Bush Senior
    Hillary Clinton

  28. can I nominate.
    Lenny Henry
    Bederdick cunterpatch
    Jeremy Corbin
    Dawn french
    Richard Curtis
    Please

  29. Hello, please may I have

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Russell Brand
    5) Clive Anderson

    Thanks.

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