Scientology [2]

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Time to cunt Scientology for all its star shagging mind control weirdness which somehow has managed to achieve the status orf a religion with the Inland Revenue and the tax breaks that confers.

Hollow chested young men are attracted to it because they think it offers penis enlargement. It don’t. Not the way Lafayette Ron’s mob practice it. Trousers doine, arses up is the ritual position at Saint Hill. Take your auditing like a thetan.

One small problem. L Ron taught that Scientologists were immortal. Embarrassing rather that the cunt croaked in 1986.

Enjoy Tom Cruise and the mind control goons crashing through your windows if you post this. It’s a way orf bringing the stars orf Hollowood into your humdrum life.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

21 thoughts on “Scientology [2]

  1. Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese cunt who didn’t swap his shirt with Aron Gunnarson in Euro 2016 group stages. He also exhibited other cuntish behaviour by throwing a journalists microphone into a river/lake during euro 2016. He cried in the euro 2016 final like the soft cunt that he is. He is a prime cunt who has no redeeming qualities. He whinges like a little cunt when his team are getting beat and celebrates like a big cunt when his team win. He is just an utter cunt.

    • Bang on the nail with this cunting. This pompous little cunt thinks only of himself, did you see him last night poncing around on the touch line dishing out fucking orders to the players on the pitch. That Portugal coach should have grabbed him round the neck and chucked him back into the dugout. Something like the last 43 fucking free kicks blasted into the wall or into the crowd and they still let the cunt take them. Throws his arms into the air when someone has the audacity not to pass him the ball, cry’s like a baby when he loses or things don’t go his way. He is without doubt the biggest cunt ever to set foot on a football pitch.

      • Appears as if the cunt is living a lie.
        Turns up at functions with cracking totty on his arm yet apparently jets off to Morocco at every opportunity to bother his kick boxer boyfriend’s ballbag……

      • Know all about Ronnie’s antics from his time at Old Trafford… This little weasel cunt forced the great Ruud Van Nistelrooy out of United by whining to Fergie about how nasty Ruud called little Ronnie a cunt and a greedy bastard… Useless cunt also missed that penalty in Moscow, did his customary blubbing and then blatantly whored himself to the Francoist cunts that are Real Madrid… The little cunt shat on United, plain and simple…

        And anyone who thinks this perma-tanned schlong is anywhere near as good as George Best is a complete and utter cunt,…

  2. If you think Scientology itself is shit (it indeed is!) check out the movie, John Travolta’s “Battlefield Earth”. Get a few beers in, it’s fucking hilarious.

    • Yeah that was a horrible film I watched it once with no desire to watch it again absolute shit.

      Scientology is a religion too crazy for charles manson and william burroughs think about that for a second

      • I laughed my arse off at it, but it was indeed utter shit. I think they were trying to be serious though which added to the hilarity.
        Funny how you don’t see Travolta these days. Probably daren’t leave the house in case he gets “mocked to death”…

  3. Andrea Leadsom might be considered a cunt for dropping out of the Tory leadership contest, but I for one am delighted, having put fifty notes on Theresa May on the day that the referendum result was announced (before Boris and Gove dropped out) when her odds were still 6/1.

    I would now like to cunt myself for my smugness.

      • Oh, definitely not the best person for the job, but no way was the entire Conservative Party going to unite behind any of the Tory Brexiteers. And voters resent coronations without elections (just ask Brown).

    • Oh another feminist analysis of the word cunt? great, What tics me off is these feminists are fine with the swear word cunt but page 3 to them is pure evil. Pure Feminist cunthink

  4. Laura Bates.

    The founder of the Everyday Sexism, a collection of whiny female cunts and the small problems they face like having men talk to them and, shock horror, compliment them.

    Of course there’s sexism and misogyny everywhere when you’re a modern women with their cunty sense of permanant victimhood. These women have proper issues, not like those Muslim women who have small issues like getting their genitals mutilated.

    She’s a Guardian feminist. The two word combination that says cunt like no other combination.

  5. Angela Eagle is a cunt, By the way What is it with fat politicians named Angela? cause they all look dumb and ugly as a dog’s arse.

    Angela the fat dyke is bitching and moaning because corbyn went against his own party’s interest for the brexit crowd at the last minute. Maybe the fat dyke needs another sandwich instead or whining like a loser?

    Also I don’t know whats gonna happen Both the Labour and Tory parties are complete crap, and now that Nigel has quit the UKIP party, there probably isn’t any third party strong enough to win. Also Boris Johnson is a bastard

  6. A bonkers load of made up old tripe, almost as a device to see how many dull cunts would fall for it. Then again, no more ridiculous than any of the other religions.

  7. So which is truer? Scientology or Chris Spivey? There’s only one way to find out……FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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