I have no problem with people emigrating, I would myself if I could.
However, it fucks me off when they think they should have their say on how the rest of us cunts, who they have managed to escape from, must live our lives. Some sad old fat cunt eating egg and chips in Spain should mind his own business.
As with the lottery, if you haven’t got a stake, you can’t win it. Get fucked, all you fair weather Brits.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Well cunted, always make my piss boil when a lobster red ex pat is on TV spouting off about how we should live back home. Hypocrisy wrapped in irony. Even worse when they moan about the UK being unrecognisable due to immigration but they have turned their part of the host nation into little Britain.
Cunt fudge the lot of them
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Tom Daley is a Grand Master of Cuntitude. The turd-burgling, ring-snatching gobshite is forever telling us how hard it was after coming out as gay. Well,you wanker,stop doing endless interviews about how “luvved-up”you and your cock-socket boyfriend are. No wonder you were bullied at school,you probably spent your time looking at lads’ cocks in the showers. Stick a prick in your mouth and shut the fuck up.
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Can I cunt the term ‘ex-pat’?
It is just a word people use to avoid the word ‘immigrant’ while usually moaning about other immigrants who move the UK.
You’re not an ‘ex-pat’ you’re a fucking immigrant. Deal with it.
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It brought a smile to my face when two Brits living abroad … ‘Golden girls’ by the sound of it were interviewed on how they were going to vote … pre-EU referendum … “We’re voting remain, got to keep the pension, health care etc etc money coming from the UK” … and when asked how they’d vote if they were living back in the UK … “Oh, we’d vote leave … ’cause of all them immigrants” … Aaaaargh! Hypocritical, self-centred .. me, me, me, Immigrant Cunts !!
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Why would anybody possibly want to leave UK?
UK has the best climate in the world, never too hot or too cold and it hardly every rains. UK is cheap too, cheap fags, booze, petrol. Houses are cheap and there are plenty to choose from as there is such a huge surplus, most people in UK live in castles or stately homes. England has the best football team, the best national broadcaster and a health care system which is the envy of the world. The government of UK is ever open to the will of the people and they take such a relaxed view to tax that taxation is basically a voluntary affair. The people of the UK are the happiest people in the world, walk down any street in UK and people will happily bid you good day. Never a frown or sad face and jealousy is a stranger to the British, because they know they have it better than anywhere else. Social cohesion is total, there are no interfaith or racial tensions at all, which in most part is due to the government’s far sighted and sensible migration policy. The British have some of the most engaging characters, the chavs are particularly charming. Driving is a delight in UK, petrol is virtually free, the roads are empty and there are no speed limits or speed cameras. The police man, or bobby as he is affectionately known is a tolerant and jovial chap, but then again he would be as there is no crime in the UK.
Why would anyone ever want to leave UK, even to go on holiday? It is paradise on Earth.
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Thanks Skid – this did make me chuckle. When I left back in 2001 I honestly thought my IT project would last about a year and I’d return to Blighty to carry on where I left off. Little did I know a woman would become involved in my life and we all know how that complicates matters. Blah blah blah, I’m still in Yankland. With a different woman as it happens. I had to take the other one back to the shop due to her gold digging psycho ways. I’d lost the receipt so had to pay a massive re-stocking fee to give her back. Bitch!
I observe events in the UK from afar now, almost constantly dismayed by what happens there. If only all the true Brits could move over here to this Utopian paradise they call the US of A. Ha! Whenever I visit home, I seem to notice the same 3 things only more so than the time before. (1) How fucking expensive everything is, (2) How fucking foreigners are everywhere in ever greater numbers and (3) How the telly is more and more Americanised and trashy.
The UK I knew and grew up in is forever changed and not for the better. I miss it. I think we all do.
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“health care system which is the envy of the world…”
Oh really? guess I missed the part of what a heap of shite the NHS is. Chavs are charming are they? not the ones I’ve met they all think they are aspiring rap artists. The cunts couldn’t rap if there life depended on it but their rap sheets are well established just ask your local bobby.
Sorry for being slow witted Skidmark, I’m starting to pick up on the sarcasm.. (I think?) in your post but I’m not trying to discourage your pride of blighty God save the queen and all that jazz dearhearts
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Dead on, Gutstick… These riff-raff that somehow get a load of cash through a lottery win or a robbery… There they are, living in the warm sun, drinks every night etc… Then they come out with all this crap like ‘I miss baked beans!’ ‘I miss sprouts ‘n’ gravy, I do!’ and the ultimate in sentimental bollocks: ‘I miss the English weather’…. Do they miss colds, flu, pissing rain, the car being fucked in winter? What a load of shite… And why is it these (usually cockernees or from Essex, innit!) ex-pats try to recreate the squalor and the shitholes that they wanted to escape to the sun from? These tossers get to Spain or Portugal then they build a pub, fill it with likeminded gorblimey/criminal class cunts, have a ‘knees ap’ every night, and call the pub a name like the ‘Dog And Guv’nor’ or ‘Reggie’s Knuckle Duster’… With pictures of The Krays and Danny Dyer behind the bar… Fucking cunts…
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The BBC are still monumental cunts…
The 50th anniversary of England’s 1966 World Cup win: so the Beeb decides to do a ’50th anniversary celebration…’ So, have they put on a repeat of the final itself, or even the games that preceded it? Well, this is the BBC we are talking about… Instead there is a load of cunts in the 02 watching a screen, the usual BBC presenter cunts, a crappy Kinks tribute act, and some squawking tart has just been on… Why can’t the cunts just show the game on BBC2? Instead we ge fucking women’s bastard golf… Cunts..
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The BBC are always top of my cunt list, the PC corp teaching the nation self loathing daily. Fucking cunting BBC make it self financing and see how small it gets.
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I’d love to see the back of the BBC. I have written complaints to them regarding their biased news reporting for years and each time I get the same reply
“Thank you for taking the time to write to us, we value your comments. Now fuck off!”
Monstrous cunts to the Nth degree.
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Yes but if you get to hear a podcast of Danny Baker’s Radio 5 Live Show from today he plays the actual German commentary which was being broadcast at the exact same time as the infamous: “They think it’s all over!” commentary.
Danny Baker is a cunt of the highest order but silence in the German commentary as Geoff Hurst scores the 4th is priceless!
I don’t care how many times the hun has won the fucking thing since but…….enjoy that 1966 silence you cunts!
And what’s wrong with the ladies golf? Shanshan Feng and Imbee Park are real lookers! So who would you do, Shanshan or the Scottish 1st Minister?
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RWAC, you must have heard the old adage “Dykes with spikes”. There can’t be many professional women golfers who know one end of a knob from the other. You’re chances of a shag are infinitesimal. I like lesbians though as I would be one if I was a woman and I’d have my very own fanny to play with. Nick Faldo, however, is a complete cunt.
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Feng, Park or wee smells of stale piss Nicky?
A choice that can only end up with an inverted penis.
Pure evil
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I would rather stand on the Anfield Kop in a Man United shirt and singing ‘Feed The Scousers’ than jump Feng, Park, or the repulsive Wee Burney…
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Hurst, Peters and Moore get all the plaudits nowadays, but Bobby Charlton was immense in 66… His duel with Franz Beckenbauer in the final was two greats cancelling each other out… Gordon Banks was brilliant too… Still the greatest English keeper ever (fuck that Blue clown, Joe Hart!)….
That 1990 Kraut team was packed with cunts… The perm haired cunt, Rudi Voller, that diving cunt, Jurgen Klinsmann, that cynical cunt, Andy Brehme, that cheating cunt, Thomas Berthold, and that arrogant as fuck Nazi cunt, Lothar Matthaus…
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These ex-pats that go into the sunset on the proceeds of a lottery win or a robbery are total cunts… They get their ‘dream move’ and they come out with crap like ‘I miss baked beans!’ ‘I miss waitin’ for a bus, I do!’ ‘I miss The Arsenal!’ And the ultimate in sentimental bollocks, ‘I miss the English weather!’ Miss what part of the English weather? The Flu? The Coughs and colds? The piss rain? The car being fucked in winter? It’s also strange how these gorblimey/criminal class cunts attempt to recreate the squalor and the shitholes they escaped from… These (usually cockernee or Essex) knobheads will buy a pub, have a ‘knees up’ every night, and call the bar a stupid name like ‘The Dog And Guv’nor’ or ‘Reggie’s Knuckle Duster’ and have pictures of Babs Windsor and Danny Dyer behind the bar…. Complete cunts…
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