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TV news is a cunt.

Apparently, nothing newsworthy has happened today, apart from a team that has been at the very top of the league winning the title. Who couldn’t see that coming? I turned on Sky News this morning, and I thought the Messiah had returned to Earth. There were people cheering and getting hysterical. I turned BBC News on, same fucking thing. Apparently, it’s historic. Turns out that Leicester had won the title. Like I said, who couldn’t see that coming?

I’ve nothing against Leicester winning the title. It’s been a long time since I supported football, so it’s completely irrelevant to me. But we’re now going to have a year of that already insufferable cunt, Lineker, being even more insufferable. We’ve already had a week of Hillsborough being the only thing happened.

Now it’s Euro 2016 and more weeks of football related bullshit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

22 thoughts on “TV news”

  1. The point of the MSM is to feed us digital bubblegum, it stops us thinking about life. Keep the drones occupied and they won’t get angry about the perversion of life we have most of them living. Get up go to work, give them boxes to live in that are so expensive they have to remain slaves until death. If it isn’t TV it’s music, fucking winds me up when I hear people “i can’t live with out music”, mostly it ain’t fucking music and you ain’t listening to it, its an aural sedative to stop you thinking.

    You can’t go a day without listening to shite from Bieber or some other contrived mass produced digitally enhanced moron? Get a fucking life, tune out the background noise turn off the reality TV shite and take stock of your life as a battery hen.

    The Matrix was an analogy for modern life, we are being farmed and most people chose the blue pill.

  2. I want to nominate chavy cunts who think they are so cool for smoking wed in the street. round here there are fucking herds of them, wondering around with a spliff and a smug look like they know something we don’t. Local shop smells like a weed farm, mingled with the curry spice smell of the premises it is a gut turning stench.

    I don’t care if you want to sit in your house and give yourself a skunk lobotomy, your life, your business. But I get irritated that you think you are so cool and hard just because you smoke weed in the street.

    • Weed is for mugs and knobheads… Turns the brain and internal organs to shite…

      The French police are cunts… The froggie cozzers think they can handle ISIS, but can’t deal with fat bald cunts from Clacton-on-Sea and Staines…. Shambles….

  3. Andy Murray is still a cunt… The sour faced smacked arse goes through coaches like Lindsay Lohan goes through cocks and cocaine… Another coach bit the dust recently…Oh dear, didn’t mummy approve of Andy Pandy’s last coach (again)?…

    I hear that Ivan Lendl is now back with Murray… I suppose mummykins (Judy Murray) gave Andy permission to tell Ivan to come back… Andy Murray is a softarsed mummy’s boy of a cunt…

    • Murray is most definitely a miserable cunt. I have a theory that if he ever smiles, his head will explode.

    • Got to agree with Norman on this Andy Murray bloke 100%
      What’s wrong with the man,
      He’s won Wimbledon
      He’s got an Olympic gold medal
      He’s got a hot wife
      He’s got a bank account with millions of pounds in it
      He gets to travel all over the world.
      He plays a game for his job and he gets paid a fortune for doing it….he plays tennis for a job..he’s not wiping arses for minimum wage. His job is a fucking pass time for people with real jobs.
      That cunt needs to cheer up.
      If I was him I’d be laughing my Tits off.

      • But wait, doesn’t matter how many trophy’s he wins, how much money he has or how hot his wife is, when he looks in the mirror every morning he see’s Andy cunting Murray.

        Yep, Andy you should be fucking miserable

      • Fair point…and his mothers always looking over his shoulder…..I take it all back stay miserable andy

  4. “Britain faces seven years of limbo after Brexit, says Donald Tusk.”

    I have now had enough of this wank; YOU might think you have created a thousand-year Reich, but you will pay the price for your arrogance and stupidity, as did Hitler, Goebbels et al in their bunker. Just how long before YOU start furnishing your homes with art treasures looted from the galleries of other SOVEREIGN states??

    More threats, more crap…Well, here’s one for you, you tera-kardashiCunt.

    You will be dangling at the end of a rope, along with those dreadful mistakes of nature Juncker, Merkel and Windbag Kinnock.

    EU buildings will lie in ruins, incendiary- and bunker-bombed out of their rancid existence.

      • Btw, I have since read that John Cleese also believes that Juncker should be “offed”…!!

    • It’s interesting to see how the Australian press covers all the referendum bullshit.

      When the Aussie press reports stock market jitters in advance of a possible Brexit, they always concentrate on the fact that the entire Eurozone is monumentally unstable, that other countries will undoubtedly hold their own referenda if the UK votes Leave, and that the EU will quickly collapse like a house of cards.

      But here in the UK, it’s all about threats to household income, threats to pensions, threats to the NHS, threats to cheap holidays, threats to trade, etc etc.

      Much as I regard Australians as cunts, their reporting of the EU seems much more fair, balanced and accurate.

      • When it comes to Australia and the pacific union the coverage would be different. There are 4 or 5 of these economic unions in the world with the eventual aim of all being pulled under a world government.

        Globalism is aimed at everyone and everyone needs to reject it.

  5. This mass shooting in Orlando is going to blow a few fuses amongst the liberals, two ‘phobes in one outrage, which one can they back? No doubt some cunt will say “he ain’t no Muslim bruv”. I’ll think you’ll find that he was. Either way, I think Trump just got a few more votes….

    • Some LBGT mouthpiece has already pretty much laid the blame for this at Trumps door, we can be sure the Cliton carpet muncher will try and exploit it. One bloke with two guns was able to shoot an awful lot of people before they took him out. Wonder how long it will take to find out he has a history with the NSA. CIA or one of the alphabet security agencies.

      I seriously hope nothing happens over here on or before the 23rd, oops security incident oops referendum postponed indefinitely.

    • She is entitled to be, 90 years old dragged out in crappy weather to mix with the commoners and to top it all she has to baby sit for Willy’s kids.

  7. All newsreaders should be cnuted,especially the Sky News twats that drone on and on around the fucking clock,sensationalising all that we knew 24 fucking hours ago……..arses.

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