Well, today is the day we’ll all been waiting for – well, for it to be over anyway so we don’t have to listen to any more of that boring nonsensical political bullshit.
Go and vote today if only so that they can’t say that there wasn’t a clear consensus whichever way it goes but do bear in mind one thing :
Only a brain dead cunt would vote to remain in this shower of European shit!
Nominated by: Dioclese
That fat fugly cunt Merkel is waking up with a grin on her chops this morning.
She already knows the result and its going to be ‘remain’.
The only thing left to decide is by what percentage the figures will be fiddled.
I’m guessing 53% leave, 104% remain with an extraordinary last minute postal vote from Tower Hamlets….All forms filled in with the same biro.
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Vote leave today if only to shut all those luvvie cunts up. No doubt they’ll find some other “ishoo” to fuck us all off about but at least it’ll take the smug look off their faces for a while.
Hopefully it will also mean less Gideon, less Harriet Harman, less opinion polls, less hypocritical guff and fewer pointless fucking debates and no Turks.
Back to normality, bent bananas and normal cunting. I just hope Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t go away, purely for the comedic value.
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Have to agree, I suspect there’s some sort of “stellar” comedy moment just round the corner for Jizzer…
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A remain vote today is not the end of it. A narrow margin in favour of giving away our sovereignty cannot be considered legitimate.
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Trouble is you could say the same about a narrow margin leave vote – and they probably will…
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Yes you could but as we never had a vote to join and this referendum is designed to rubberstamp what has been done with no mandate up to now a vote to give away our sovereignty should be 80% plus to be legitimate.
Only my opinion but in the long term a narrow win for either side will not be an end to the issue.
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Indeed. A has often been the case throughout history, it won’t all be over by Christmas, sadly…
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Can I nominate Jo Cox for getting herself killed to help the remain cause, who’ve exploited it mercilessly, or is that in too much bad taste? Seriously, I think her killer,Thomas Mair, should be nominated for scuppering the leave campaign. What a complete cunt.
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Happy to let you nominate (and write up!) the cunt that killed her and the politicunts that exploited her murder but it’s not her fault she got cut down in the street so no, you can’t nominate Jo Cox…
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Cox – for all her faults – thought Cameron was a cunt…
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Courtesy of this week’s Popbitch:
Angela Merkel arrives at Athens airport.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?”
“No, just here for a few days…”
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Minor political officials being assassinated in the street? Can’t think of anything more “European” than that (apart from ethnic cleansing, concentration camps, fascism, communism, animal cruelty and indigestible breakfasts of course).
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I cannot say for sure which way this cuntferendum is gonna go. I will vote leave, this European Union is a cunt, and unfortunately there are plenty of cunts who think it’s alright to stay in and be told what to do. The EU reminds me of TV licensing, we didn’t vote to have to pay for TV licensing and BBC yet we ‘have to’ pay for it or some cunt will knock your door. There are too many weak cunts in this country. If it’s a vote to remain this country is going down the shitter. The only positive I can see is that many of those eastern european women like it up the shitter. What a piece of cunt.
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Lived in Vienna for two years (2013 – 2015), and the consensus round them parts was:
“Never open your front door to the GIS” (=local equivalent of TV Licensing screws…)
I didn’t quite hear them use the word Nazi…but almost!
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Can I pre nominate Gideon Osborne for a cunting as if its a remain vote Gideon will have that smug look on his face which makes me dislike the cunt even more. No doubt he will be thinking ‘I am going to be Prime Minister’ the cunt. If pre cunting is not allowed then he needs a cunting for his ’emergency budget’ chap he used the other day to try and scare all the dumb cunts. If there ever was a Grand Hall of Cunts this cunt would open the door and welcome you in, for a fee of course.
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Chap no I meant Crap. Fucking spell checker.
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Nah, Gideot will never be PM – his stock has never been lower within the Tory Party or in the country at large. There was also a recent poll examining the “likeability” of politicians and Gideot scored even lower than Corbyn (something like 2% to Corbyn’s 8%). Plenty of skeletons in Gideot’s closet too, sniff sniff.
He’s a creepy-looking cunt who has missed every single target he ever set himself and was forced to revise every single target he ever made. It was only his inner circle (and sympathetic media outlets) telling the country he was a political genius. The evidence to the contrary speaks for itself.
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All I can say is if the vote is for remain (stupid fucking cunts) then at least we have shaken up the establishment.
These professional politicos need a good kicking in the ballot box,as well as other places.
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Shaking them up isn’t enough, next election we have to remove them, if there is an independent standing vote for them. Get LabCon out.
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Will there still be a Tory Party after today?
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We only have one party, one party two faces – LabCon
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Tories and Labour, 2 cheeks of the same arsehole – Libdems (whatan utter cunt that clegg was) are merely suppurating piles
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FTSE, Currencies and bookies odds would suggest we’re already fucked.
None of these factors would indicate it was ever a “too close to call, neck and neck” referendum.
Either all opinion polls are bollocks or something smells fishy and it isn’t fish.
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Axwound left the polling station with a spring in his step and “I vow to thee my country” playing in his head this morning . Win or lose, I know I did the patriotic, optimistic and noble thing. Would anyone who votes remain feel any of this?
Quick cunting for Selina Scott whose bovine stupidity on Channel 4’s dreadful debate show last night might have lost us the referendum.
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Me and Mrs SWB did our leave vote by post a couple of weeks ago. Currently sunning ourselves on holiday in the Algarve.
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I completely agree, D. Unfortunately, the UK has a surplus of braindead cunts. Sheila Hancock for example, who rejoices in the UK being in the EU. Or Dusty Springfield, who reckons the EU has benefitted the music industry. Then of course there’s Heseltine, Clark, Major, both Milibands, Blair, Brown, Umunna, Toynbee, Clegg, etc. I’m really hoping that should we vote to leave, these cunts, and all the other pro-EU traitors, will pack their bags and fuck off to the continent.
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That was Randie Whore as Dusty is dead – but I know what you mean. Pathetic attempt at hijacking the conversation wasn’t it?
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Just coincidence that all the cunts named above by QDM are, ooh what’s the word I’m looking for, oh yeah MILLIONAIRES!!
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I’m a millionaire but I still help run this shit! Your point is…?
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Lend me a Grand Did me old mate.
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Dio not did. Fucking spell checker.
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Happy to! 1245% interest be OK?
Works for Wonga…
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Oh dear – you had the misfortune to watch that too? What a cunterama.
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Perhaps “millionaires” alone is a bit unfair. Famous millionaires who rely on public attention and flogging shite to the public rather than real work, skill or any genuine talent maybe. No socialist envy here Dio, promise….
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Mind you, good old fashioned non-political envy in itself is fine, at least it’s aspirational. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it…
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I actually had the immense pleasure of loudly exclaiming “Who the fuck is Sheila Hancock!?” right in the stupid cunt’s face a few years back after a work colleague got all excited and said ‘Ooh, look its Sheila Hancock’.
She made a face like I had just asked to take her grandkids anal virginity.
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John Thaw’s widow I believe. Can’t think of anything else. Really starting to despise actors recently…
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on the posative side Glastonbry is on, my stupid hippy brother is a remain suporter (workers rights protected by the EU ect (why are the french on strike again?)) so him and his hippy friends are probably too stoned right now to even realise there is a vote on.
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I fucking hate Hippies but I love Drum N Bass raves which, sadly, are always saturated with brain-dead, lefty Hippy cunts!
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On a more positive note, ZZ Top are playing Glastonbury tonight and it’s on BBC2 later. What better way to celebrate the referendum result? Don’t miss ’em!
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I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.?
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I’m bloody grateful for this blog – especially as in my neck of the woods I’m surrounded by croc wearing, prius driving, every-damn-thing-under-the-sun recycling cunts.
Anyway it’s fucking bucketing it down all over London and the South East, might be good vote leave…
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Where’s that then – Brighton or Bristol?
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Suburbs of West London, even worse
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Off to vote soon, for what it’s worth. I think the country will regrettably vote to stay, but if it’s close, at least nearly half the country aren’t cunts, but if it’s 70/30 to the remainers, then I think Britain is morally and intellectually fucked.
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I have got a few bottles of Australian Red wine in, a selection of Canadian Cheese, some nibbles from the Indian sub continents and a selection of meat from South Africa.
Here’s hoping
Fuck the EU !
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I felt it appropriate on a day such as this to have the full English.
Whereas my neighbour Brendan went with boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes and chips….the full Irish.
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Went into M&S in Guernsey to buy some socks. All made in Turkey.
Didn’t buy any socks.
I have my principles…
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Don’t blame you, Dio… I remember when St Michael socks, vests and keks were the best available… Now they couldn’t even use the St Michael name in case it was seen as ‘too Christian’ and offended muzzies…
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Billy Bragg must be overdue a cunting. I just saw him on the news leading a singalongacunt session (“we will overcome”, natch) at Glastonbury, onion in hand, for Jo Cox. Can’t these people let the poor woman rest?
Overgrown sixth former. And cunt.
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Absolutely not! griefjacking to the extreme mate! Liberal media 5 fold plan 1)make her into a innocent victim 2)don’t mention her traitorous policies 3) Make the attacker look like satan 4) Call anybody who doesn’t griefjack a cruel nazi or a heartless racist bastard and 5) repeat
BBC “50 killed and 48 injured in gay club shot by a poor innocent moslem victim and he was a extremist but not a real muslim workplace violence nothing to worry about people”
BBC ” OMG a white male Reincarnated as hitler killed a innocent MP and shouted britain 1st well thats it folks brexit is off now. Are you leavers happy you killed this poor woman did I say woman I meant child”
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1 week before she was shot brexit leave odds 5/2
1 day before she was shot brexit leave odds 5/4
1 day AFTER she was shot brexit leave odds 11/4
that Mair cunt was probably our equivalent of Lee Harvey Oswald
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Daniel Craig has posted pictures of himself in a Remainiac T shirt. Yet another reason to call him a cunt. An overrated wooden dead-eyed cunt at that…
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Can I nominate Gibraltar? Why the fuck have those fucking rock hoppers got a vote? They’re Dagos with red phone boxes and fish and chips. The cunts will probably vote remain. Do they pay taxes in this country or did I not hear recently that it’s one of those dodgy tax havens that Gideon has hidden his wallpaper profits in?
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Gibraltar is part of the South West region of the UK from the EU perspective. that’s no more ridiculous than Mayotte being in the EU as a department of France.
If I lived in GiB and my livelihood depended on the border to Spain being open then I’d vote remain. At the end of the day you vote on the basis of how it effects you personally and I can respect that viewpoint…
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I knew that but I still don’t think it’s fair. However, I do agree with your sentiments. Plus you’re in charge!
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Even hash smugglers are entitled to a vote…….
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Here we go…….
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The Geordies have just started their count, should finish this time next year…
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Fuck the EU
Fuck Merkel
Fuck Cameron
Fuck Corbyn
Fuck the Referendum
Fuck them all, fucking lying cunts, can’t walk a straight line let alone tell the truth.
Nicky Morgan is a special kind of Cunt
Fuck you Nicky Morgan
That’s all (for now)
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Is this Poofy Pope serious? or just a shite eating bellend? he recently In a strange striking gesture Wednesday called for “even more refugees to be accepted”(wait a minute refugees or asylum seekers? make up your minds you lying cunts!)
“Pope Francis invited fourteen African migrants to join him on the steps of St. Peter’s Basilica, urging Europe to open its doors to more refugees.” He knows how bad the problem is now, how much unease there is but for some odd reason he just doesn’t give a flying fuck.
Any remaining catholics should immediately become protestants in protest and distance themselves from these child abusing migrant supporting shirt benders!
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Gibraltar 800 out and 19,000 in. What the fuck!!!!!
Can’t wait to see the results from The British dependencies of Poland and Romania!!
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The results are not all in yet but I guarrantee the English vote will be to remain.
An overall leave vote (now that we Scots have a resounding ‘stay’ result) if it wins, will trigger a second Scottish indy ref. The Westminster Gov will not allow that to happen as they noe know they will loose oue Scots revenue for ever.
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London yes, England no. Afraid you got that wrong…
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Yippee, you daft cunters, you’re all wrong! The Great British public have finally woken up!
Mind you , the fucking money markets are all over the place, I think we might be about to start living in interesting times! Worth it to see cunty PiggyFucker and Gideon looking awkward in the morning though.
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You bet, surprised me that the vote is LEAVE, however the tricky part is to come, actually getting out and being allowed to leave.
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Wonder how many that voted leave trust Borus Johnson to sort it all out , because they have near as dammit put the cunt in no 10
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Boris won’t be PM, More likely Gove, if the English have any sense we will eject all of the current cunts from political life.
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Bank of England 250 billion pumped into Brit economy, to prop it up!!!!
Lets do some math 350 million a week = 1.515 billion a month saving or a 18.18 billion a year saving 250 billion divide by 18.18 billion well not to worry its only going to equal out from the 350 million saving after nearly 14 years, there’s some cunty maths for ya , might have to wait a while for the revitalised NHS plan.
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WE ARE OUT! Fantastic!Too many sulky cunts to name.
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Indeed we are, Shaun… Nice one…
As old Doddy would say, Tatty-Bye, Pigfucker Dave….
And the Bavaria Doughboy, Merkel, can fuck off and all….
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Angela Merkel arrives at Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days…”
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Merkel is probably more responsible for anyone else for us leaving.She is still a huge cunt who is going to go down in history as the worst German chancellor in recent decades.
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