Americanisms [2]

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I’d like to give a cunting to the Americanisms that have appeared in our language.

It’s not “a season”, it’s a series.
It’s not “on the road” it’s an away match.

Can’t stand it and won’t let it continue….not on my watch Goddammit!

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

15 thoughts on “Americanisms [2]”

  2. I believe in Marriage between a Man and a Woman, declaring your love before God and the world is a good thing. However what I can’t stand are these cunts who get married time and time again and end up paying the bitch a ton of cash when the Divorce is settled. Look at Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, now I do not know whether he beat her up or not but did he think it would last forever? Look at Duncan Bannatyne marrying some Dental receptionist who is 36 (30 odd years younger than him) these Marriages are a fucking joke and I dont know who the biggest cunt is, the dumb clueless cunt who thinks the gold digger cunt wants him and not his money or the gold digger bitch cunt who deceived the dumb cunt. Either way they are all a bunch of cunts. Why do some men need to have a Wife anyways? I think some of them are insecure cunts who can’t bear to not have a woman around so they put up with no sex and whinging for the rest of the Marriage. Whenever Im on Holiday I always see the odd couple or two (probably married) sat having food and they hardly speak to each other and look anywhere but at each other. Thats got to be when you realise its over. Life is too short you cunts. The cunts.

    • PS. Any cunt who says “I do what the Missus tells me” or “She’s the Boss” is a cunt who should be kicked in the bollocks to see if he still has any. Fucking weak cunts.

  3. Fucking Yanks, read this and learn something, you fat, retarded cunts!
    IT IS NOT…
    A faucet, it’s a tap
    A sidewalk, it’s a pavement
    A highway, it’s a motorway
    Called Gas, it’s called petrol
    A restroom, it’s the bog, shitter, karzy or toilet
    A fanny, it’s an arse
    A fannypack, it’s a bumbag
    They’re not fries, they’re chips
    It’s not a bar, it’s a pub.
    It’s not beer, it’s lager

    Fucking retarded fat fucks! 😀

    • It’s not a pavement, it’s a road
      It’s not a trunk, it’s a boot
      They’re not pants, they’re trousers
      It’s not a purse, it’s a handbag
      It’s not a Yank, it’s a cunt

  4. I swear the first time I hear someone shout “Way to go!” at a football match I’ll thump the twat.

    • With you on that one Allan.
      My fist is primed and ready to deck the first English cunt who calls his mobile phone a ‘cell.’

  5. “Way to go” pisses me orf… Another major irritant used to be (still is) “The way forward”, usually slopping out of some bank manager’s slack, smug gob, while they sit in their panelled wankpit telling you that your loan / mortgage is about to be fucked over.
    Fuckin’ CUNTS

  6. Spare a though for yours truly. I’m surrounded by this bollocks every single fucking day. And it’s not just words and phrases either. Their pronunciation grates on you too. Words like:

    aluminium
    Caribbean
    tomato
    potato
    water
    Italy
    presentation
    mandatory

    Let’s leave the list there. I start a new job this morning so I’ve got the whole day ahead of me trying to be nice to them. This will not be easy. I’ll report back in later to tell you if I’ve “gone postal” or not. Wish me luck!

    • Spare a thought for me too. Any idea how many time I have to type “align=center” in HTML when writing up this shit?
      Cunts should learn to spell!

      (PS : There’s no ‘i’ in aluminum)

    • Oh – and spare a thought for me too. There’s hundreds of the buggers from Lakenheath all renting houses down my road roaring their gas guzzlers past my window at 5:15 in the morning as they all trundle off to the base.

      Why can’t they all fuck off home and practice “Defending Freedom’s Future” (see sign outside base) in their own bloody country instead of mine? I asked one of them this the other day and two coppers came knocking on my door saying I’d been reported by said Yank for ‘racist comments’ FFS! I asked why it was OK for him to refer to me as a ‘goddamn arrogant Britfuck’ but not for me to tell him to bugger off? Apparently racism is a one way thing.

      Expat Yank airmen – they’re a bunch of goddam assholes!

      • I think you might have it worse there, Dio. At least I have to expect to bump into the twats on the basis I’m in their backyard. In your case, they’re in yours and being gobby about it. So unlike Yanks, you know what with them being all shy and retiring.

        Next time you’re out and about, bring up the issue of friendly fire and how the Yank military can’t shoot straight. Or at the enemy. Is that racist too? 🙂

  7. “Liberal Douchebags” is kind of a good one. Plenty of them in the UK sadly but we just call them cunts…

  8. Being on Holiday is a cunt,
    Fucking hot weather, loads of sexy women, cheap Rum and Vodka, no traffic, no everyday life, no Tesco, and I can still get on Is a Cunt. The reason its a cunt is the I have spotted a few potential cunts.

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