The University of East Anglia

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The University of East Anglia are cunts.

Apparently they have banned students from doing the “chucking their mortar boards in the air” thing at their graduation ceremony and instead they have to just mime the action of doing so, for “Health and Safety” reasons. Now I thought that was just something that stupid American students did anyway and quite frankly I don’t give a shit about fucking students at the best of times, but that’s just fucking pathetic.

Do they think that an airliner will be brought down by a stray mortar board or something? Twats.

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

12 thoughts on “The University of East Anglia”

    • The punishing heat of the sun? That’s something they don’t have to worry about in this country. But I like the idea of students covered in bird shit.

  2. the gowns and boards are rented, when you pick them up they tell you that if you break em you buy them, that’s normally enough incentive to make you catch them especially as students are normally skint.
    Graduation photo is a farce too, a bit of white plastic pipe with a ribbon round it, its amusing when you look at the proudly displayed photo of some smirking cunt dressed up like prat man holding a bit of piss pipe.

  3. I think the students are planning to get all revolutionary and throw them anyway… sock it to the man!!
    (Now pick it up and go get a fucking job)

  4. All the families and friends attending the graduation ceremony should wear yellow hard hats to trivialize this pathetic nanny state decision.

    Students making a stand.

    I take my hat off to them.

    • Don’t get me wrong, my usual opinion of students is that they are a load of work shy, gap year expecting, home in time for Countdown cunts.

  5. I have no sympathy for students whatsoever,coming from Cardiff you can so evidence of crap of the student fucktards throwing shit everywhere, they have made Cathays look like the fucking gaza strip,the only good thing to come from this is they have to live in the shit they have created,all the locals have moved out.,the reason they have banned throwing morter boards is to symbolise the fact that their days of throwing crap were ever they want are over and its time for the cunts to grow up and behave……..I fucking hate students

  6. I live within pissing distance of the University of East Anglia and there are fucking students everywhere. Some are renting the houses that border our garden on two sides so most of the year we are surrounded by guffawing middle class twat kids getting pissed and having barbecue parties, arguing and saying “aaactually” a lot or playing really shit music.
    Oh and the bloke who walked past my house at about 8.30 this morning with his young kids in tow, already on his first can of Special Brew, is an irresponsible selfish pisshead cunt…

    • second actually, I went to see my girlfriends sprog in his “digs” two years after dropping him off there, I refused the offer of anything from the kitchen and opted out of the look upstairs option too ended up having a fag in the back garden (and a piss, because the bog looked a bit scary too) taking him out for food, dropping him at the door and thinking so glad I dont live there.

  7. That Project Fear update in full (p.94)…
    DIY depression for a year, MDF to plummet
    Downpour of guano over The Wallops, until I think of something equally laughable
    Gidiot’s invisible bollocks will shrivel up and drop orf into nasty cheap red nylon bra
    Dave says “A lie a day keeps The Farage at bay”

    and Prince Andrew is a ‘ORRIBLE little cunt, with minus social skills, who hangs around with paedos and dodgy dictators. It’s often said that the most disappointing thing parents have to d/w is their kids. Looking at the sons, I can feel profoundly sorry for Her Madge…

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