David Bowie is a cunt for waiting until he pops his fuckin clogs (even with an 18 month heads-up) only to leave his $100m fortune to his family, who let’s face it do not appear to be fishing about in any gutters. Is it just me, or is the real reason this world is in the fkn state that it’s in is because of cunts like Bowie who make shed loads of cash throughout their miserable fkn lives and refuse (through a concotion of fear, need, greed and ignorance) to responsibly re-distribute it as is his existential fkn duty as a ‘human being’.
I’m quoting that Scots philanthropist Carnegie now who said in his little pamphlet called Wealth (published in 1889, which every rich cunt should be forced to read until it starts bleeding from their eyes), that the man who dies wealthy dies in disgrace. I for one would go further and say that the cunt who lives in vulgar ostentation, Bowie et al., does not just live without grace, but lives outwith the realm of the ‘human’. Any of these post-human greebos (not entirely alive as their new nomenclature now suggests), like your Morgan Freemans or your Johnny Deeps (a mind so deep he‘s now a walking talking caricature of himself), who have so much cash that they simply end up buying private pin-striped jets (first class no longer good enough) or Caribbean fkn islands. Or Nicholas Cage, and his chateaux, and 9 (8 weren’t good enough) Rollers… etfuckincetera.
I am not for a minute suggesting that the money be redistributed to cunts (without money), but to responsibly think of places and instances that could use the money to benefit the planet (and all its inhabitants, minus the cunts) as a whole (instead of stoking the fire for more fkn greed). Such planetary philanthropy (where the anthropos bit actually applies more to the land and its animals, the true non-cunts of this world, than to ‘man’, who, let’s face it, has rapidly become a-cunt-through-and-through since his industrialisation and ‘enlightenment’) is a moral obligation in a world where ethics, elegant frugality, and ‘living poetically upon the earth’ appear to have been sidelined for more commodification antics.
Here’s Carnegie:
‘Yet the day is not far distant when the man who dies, leaving behind him millions of available wealth, which was free for him to administer during life, will pass away “unwept, unhonored, and unsung,” no matter to what use he leaves the dross which he cannot take with him. Of such as these, the public verdict will then be: the man who dies thus rich, dies disgraced’.
Unfortunately, then, and since most of the greebo world appear to be in the same mindless boat as Bowie (in terms of ignorance and not wealth), he is celebrated and commended for stashing his dross. Not word one (in terms of critique) on any news site about leaving all that cash to his fkn uber-rich kin. Cunt-through-and-through!
Nominated by: Wee Mikey
