Jessie J

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Jessie J is a cunt…

This deluded tart is annoyed at her lack of recognition in the UK… The arrogant cow says she is annoyed her music isn’t celebrated in the UK as much as it is in the US… “My profile in America is that I’m kind of celebrated as one of the greatest singers and I love it,” she claims in an interview….

Well, a reality check is needed here, love…. She is celebrated nowhere as a great singer, basically because she is a shit one… She makes crappy chav music for Poundland riff-raff (that ‘Forget About The Price tag’ turd) and should be filed alongside Black Lace, LMFAO, Black Eyed Peas and every other bit of music made for stinking plebs….

Nominated by: Norman

22 thoughts on “Jessie J”

  2. Jessie J. Is the musical equivalent of the Austin Allegro.

    You also missed out ‘Face like a potato’ Norman.

  3. Cliff Mitchelmore AND Paul Daniels within the space of 12 hours!

    Come on, Admin – time for a new Dead Pool!

  5. That picture is repulsive. If I needed to lose weight it would have been helpful because it’s put me off my food.

  6. Dreadful saturday night tv muzak and general bland chavling muzak….shes had her day….next love??

  7. How did that cunt Erin Andrews win that court case? No way in hell that little bint won 57 million because some stalker got a few nudes off her unbelievable. There’s no way a hotel can ensure safety like that I like how its 51%(just shy of 50%) of the blame Is she one of Gods chosen? Erin Andrews is a grade A CUNT!

  9. If she thinks she’s one of the best female singers she’s fuckin deluded. I’ve heard cats at night bang out a better vocal performance than the old slag.

  10. Just like Smasher said shes had her day along with the likes of Leona Lewis, Alexander Burke, Ella Henderson, the list goes on. It just depends on who’s flavour of the month at the time or more like who’s selling the most records. That cunt J J needs realise she’s just another dispensible commodity, here today gone tomorrow, move over for the next. Seems we have another chav to take her place in the shape of Fluer East or West or what ever her fucking name is. Personally I’d like her to fuck off as far north or south as possible. Then there’s that horrible ginger cunt Jess Glynne. What a pile of shite. This time next year they will be forgotten about, simple as.

    • Just another pop tart churning out sickly sweet girly girly drivel.
      Dismissing the fact that this one apparently bats for both sides, she just doesn’t float my boat. Has a bossy feminist twang so will not be starring in my next wank.

    • She can take that wankbag, twat faced, slap headed cunt Pitbull with her as well. What a fucking repetetive repulsive fucker that is. Right on top there in the Grand Order of Tuneless Oratory Fucking Uniformly Cunty Knobheads, or G.O.T.O.F.U.C.K. for short.
      See what I did there? ?

  11. This screechy wretch has sat in judgement on other lower order whiners on one of those dreadful findacunt talent shows. Can you imagine how low your self esteem must be to want her opinion on anything, let alone singing ability!

  12. anti cunt sniper required here ,when he gets back from doing that cunt lewis hammalton

  13. The Tampon Tax deserves a good cunting..
    If this is the case I want a tax break on my shitroll.

    In My Nan’s day they just used a copy of yesterdays paper rolled up and inserted, Fucking women, never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die!

  14. There’s a reason most UK artists struggle in America, and that’s because the ‘Yanks’ have fuck all taste, so if Jessie J is adored in America it makes a her a double cunt.
    Fuck off to LA you slag, and close the fucking door behind you!

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