Belated congratulations go to Debo who bags amother Dead Pool win by predicting the death of Cliff Michelmore – TV presenter and producer.
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 35.
A reminder of the rules:
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Candidates listed in the previous thread and reposted by TheEye on this thread will be accepted this time around because TheEye was out on the piss last night and couldn’t be arsed to update the thread after he staggered home.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Anyone who just copies from that DeathList thingy risks being ignored at our discretion. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I’m afraid baldy O’ Gobshite has been found alive and well… I might have bloody well known… Cue loads more attention seeking and ‘controversy’ off Baldy… The daft cow will probably say she was taken by a UFO, or visited by Prince’s ghost…
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Attention seeking one hit wonder cunt. It’s only a matter of time before she gets it wrong, and gets it right.
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Very sad news indeed. I was hoping she’d be found hanging or drowned at the very least.
Always thought of her as a female Morrissey – and for that alone she deserves cunting on an hourly basis.
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Prince’s ghost visted her and told her he is now in the IRA in ghost world) and he’s giving everything he owns to her. Oh and he said titslapper can have his private island make a note of that will ya.
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If she was taken by a UFO, at least the Aliens will know that we’re not worth invading. Earth will be marked on the Galactic Map as “Planet of the Cunts-Avoid at all costs”
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Or they may just nuke us instead. Time to spend spend spend (Like there’s no tomorrow).
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David Desire Ginola is worth a punt following a heart attack.
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I remember Eric Cantona giving Ginola a huge bollocking during the France vs Bulgaria game for fucking up France’s chances for qualifying for the 1994 World Cup… Still, Ginola was a pretty good player for Newcastle…
So Sinead O’ Gobshite is now bleating that her family want her dead… Well, her family can join the fucking queue….
And did anyone have Peggy Mitchell in the pool? Gor blimey, Guv’nor!
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Fucking hell she wants to sue her own family now? baldy has lost it, she also now lives in chicago.
Does she not know that Prince has a loyal and batshit crazy fanbase in chicago?
Her drug accusations could of been true but to rat him out like that and with no verifiable proof. Last time Prince was on arse-nio hall he looked high and completely mental .
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Another former pick of mine Alan Young who was the voice of Scrooge McDuck and Wilbur in Mister Ed.My list of misses is now far higher than my hits.
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Anyone have Burt Kwuok?Swear I have seen him on many a list.
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I’ve checked and nobody has him…
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Burt Kwouk Kroaked? Indeed I had him as a regular for many a year – then renomed him after he popped up in Last of The Summer Wine. Then started to chance me arm elsewhere bugger it. At 85 thought I had a bit orf time orn me side, these old chinkos tend to last. More fool me. The Eye got close-ish this time around with Herman Wouk but as ever backed the wrong nag in the finishing straight.
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With all the fuss about LVG getting the boot and all this Mourinho stuff, I reckon an ex- United boss might pop off sooner rather than later… I have The Doc in my nominiations, but I’m tempted to put Frank O’ Farrell and/or Big Ron in there too..
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Christ!This has got to be the longest pool ever now!I have new blood I want to add to my team but these cunts just wont die!
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Perhaps we could herd the top 20 nominated cunts into a Euro 2016 match in France and wait for the explosion. I can see our Islamic friends making a big bang out it anyway, so why not make some use of it?
Anyone who attends those matches must either be brain dead or have a death wish…
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Did anyone have that specialist in Scouse shite, Carla Lane?
Bread has to be the biggest pile of crap to ever be on television…
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I think Liver Birds is absolute crap too
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Nope. The pool goes on.
Longest yet…
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Hulk hogan
Sean connery
Stan Lee
Donald sutherland
Johnny Depp’s wife
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Late to the party but welcome anyway. Good luck!
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You’re new to this so as the pool reset this morning, you will need to repost these noms in dead pool 36 please if you want them counted. You are of course at liberty to change your nominations…
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Looks like The Greatest is aboit to become The Deadest. Have had Ali ever since the London Olympics until The Eye started filching him. Bastard. Hope Ali survives long enough so he can return to me grateful fold and give The Eye one in the eye.
Me problem is we have crap broadband doine in me neck orf the woods so it is quite a major effort getting ornline and then at a snail’s pace if at all. Bollocks.
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He may float like a butterfly into the next round just in honor of your loyalty.
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Ali has croaked I’m afraid,
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Allo akkbar Mohammad.
Could I forward order
Prince Phillip
Parki
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Senior
Fidel Castro
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Read the rules – especially rule 1
“Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored.”
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My new five….
Bruce Forsyth
Peter Hain
Bear Grylls
Chris Evans
Justin Bieber
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Read the rules – especially rule 1
“Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored.”
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