Chris Ramsey is an unfunny geordie cunt who resorts to bullying and abuse when he gets found out to be failing at the one thing he pretends to be a professional at. That thing being comedy.
Fuck off you smug faced cunt. Look like he wanks over pictures of himself. Cunt.
Peace, out!
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
This cunts job involves two things, standing up and comedy.
So if your looking for someone who has mastered the art of remaining stable and balanced on two appendages, look no further.
If your looking for a laugh, look elsewhere.
Cunt. Unfunny cunt to boot……
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Never heard of him. If that’s his picture though, he does look a cunt. The true test of a good comedian, is the way they deal with hecklers. If they have to resort to bullying and abuse, like Jimmy Carr, then generally they’re shite. And Carr takes some beating at being a shite comedian. A mate once asked me to go to one of his shows, because his missus couldn’t make it. I wish I’d said no. About half way through the show someone heckled him. His response? “I fucked your mother up the arse. Then she sucked my cock”. Virtually none of the audience find that even slightly amusing. In fact most took offence.
If you’re going to deal with a heckler, you do it with a witty put down. Or you simply ignore them. Coming out with a mouthful of abuse is a sing of low wit.
Just had a quick look at Ramsey’s ‘act’ on YouTube. He’s definitely shite. And fucking boring.
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I feel the same about frankie boyle just abuses the audience nothing funny and Jimmy Carr is just a nother vulgar grotesque cunt another shock jock comedian if he tried to do clean comedy he wouldn’t last a minute. Comedy as a whole is dead too many comedians steal from the greatest or recycle jokes.
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A sing of low wit? Ok, I’m officially nominating my typing skills, and lack of proof reading for a cunting. I dunno. That QDM, what a cnut.
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Carr’s expression always suggests that his fingers have gone through the toilet paper and that fucking mong laugh of his makes me wish for a menstruating orang utan to sit on his face and shut him up. Cunt!
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Unfunny bastard , looks like a emo luvie poof probably sucked his way to stardom https://youtu.be/X9er2-E34vs try to laugh I dare you! He is alot like russell brand both these cunts are proof that you can make a deal with the devil
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I am going to cunt the government and the withdraw of DLA.
I feel I can do this here with a bunch of like minded cunts,
Now let’s go back in time to 1964 when a little baby girl was born, it was a difficult birth to say the least, the midwife was a little overzealous with the forceps and strangled the child starving the brain of oxygen.
This was before the no win no fee thing became fashionable, her parents said “shit happens” and the government agreed to take responsibility for her care.
Now to be paralysed on one side of your body is not much fun, the other side of your body takes over, does all the heavy work.
But it was ok then, the NHS cared for you from the cradle to the grave, it dosent anymore.
Now to get the picture we are talking about someone who spent most of their life as a foster carer, looked after kids and has a belive it or not degree in child care and early learning and is sited in books on the subject.
But earns less than 17k a year! The DLA was spent on treatment (because the NHS no longer provide) and mobility aids, (mobility scooters ) when we go on holiday!
She saves for these 50/50 treats!
The government are total cunts asking that everyone re apply for this benefit, it should be case by case, I have a mate with no legs! Taken off by a landmine! They aint going to grow back! Neither is my girlfriend going to star in the Olympic gymnastics team.
CUNTS THE LOT OF THEM,
Ps George you owe usb £230. In phisio so far this year, wanker
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I’ll second that nomination. I also have a mate who lost both legs. It was to a roadside bomb in Iraq. He’s having to reapply for his DLA, because his situation ‘may have improved’. It hasn’t. And it won’t, unless his legs grow back. And I’ve yet to hear of a single case of a human being re-growing ONE missing limb, never mind TWO.
Gideon Osborne is a cunt. He’s taking DLA away from people who need it, so that he can give those Pimms drinking wankers in Middle England a tax cut. Then there’s his fucking sugar tax, which he’s only bringing in because of that lisping cunt, Jamie fucking Oliver.
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I will third the nomination, in the great scheme of things dla costs fuck all. Bottom line, easy target for cunty government and a system designed to fuck the applicant sideways when they apply. Fucking bastard tories.
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Not only is the cutting of disability allowances a morally bankrupt policy, it’s also part of a very snide campaign to distract us from the fact that Osborne has failed in just about every area of his job. Plus charities are now struggling due to the Daily Mail ‘campaign’ following Oluve Cook’s suicide (a tragic but isolated event).
Same with this ridiculous sugar tax – distraction tactics. As if drinks are the only reason kids are fat (no tax on Haribo or Easter eggs?) – and now we have to put up with that smug cunt Jamie Oliver gloating (yay! no more thugar for our kidth!). But its flawed – because kids don’t give a shit about tax and will still want their coca cola – their poor fucking parents just have to shell out more money for it – result: more rich fat kids since they can afford it from the high-earner tax bonaza.
So what Osborne is really doing is making money off the back of the fact kids like sugar whilst slyly trying to veil it as a health reform – and that dickhead Oliver is so fucking thick that he thinks it a victory.
One assumes there must be plenty of jobs available for the thousands of people the government is soon to declare ‘fit for work’…
Absolute fucking disgrace.
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Its funny most are so worried and deadly afraid about nazi fascism(dead long ago) when communism is staring them right in the bloody eye. The Uk politics has all the behaviour of a communist country and worse. Stupid fucking cunts
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Partly true, but money is power so it’s really just communism for the poor.
Keep the workforce healthly and obedient and not being a burden on the NHS, just enough welfare yo keep you alive and then when they’re old the communism stops and they can die in a cold house with nobody to talk to, before too much of the state pension kicks in…
As for the ‘wealth creators’… ding ding! all aboard the Tory gravy train!!!
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Yeah exactly, Four legs good, two legs bad! Torie’s should be open bout their slogan
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A funny thing happened on the way to the theatre then this cunt took to the stage and killed the moment.
He’s a CUNT!
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Another metrosexual cunt with a daft haircut like Noel Fielding….does all them shit panel shows with all the other unfunny cunts
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