Cara Delevingne

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Cara Delevingne is another nondescript rich little cunt who had everything handed to her on a golden plate (like Mark Ronson, Taylor Swift etc)… No talent whatsoever, just rich parents who grease palms…

Cara Delevingne also looks like a man… Give her a tache and she’d look like one of Lynyrd Skynyrd….

Nominated by: Norman

35 thoughts on “Cara Delevingne”

  1. a nice out of season Chrismas Cunting!
    its not here yet but a few thoughts, Christmas is just another day, celibrated by a micro minority who actualy belive in a faith, celibrated by a mass of consumer brain washed morons and ignored by quite a few people.
    so we have a day, 24 hours in wich everything has to be perfect.
    Now my day to day life is not perfect and it dosent fuck my year up, I had a right shit meal at the Harvester last night, but I dont think its an omen of things to come.
    World peace? now thats another fine concept, we can take the day off from killing each other, thing is I get bored easily so a quick burst on the HMG on boxing day does me the world of good, just to get things rolling again.
    Perhaps most of all do you know the top selling item at christmas?
    Toilet seats, well that sums it all up millions of households treat themselves to a new bog seat to impress their relatives, bunch of cunts.
    Just goes to proove christmas is a load of shit.

    • LB. You’ve nailed the truth of the falsehood that is christmas. Your pre-season humbugishness has cheered me up no end.

      Hang on; you’re not dealer in bog seats are you? 😉

      • very long drawn out sentence, with excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! just to answer a question with three words. yes by proxy.

      • Meh! I didn’t notice, I just read the words and eschew any pretensions to scholarly correctness. Life’s too short. I say: fuck’em if they are happy correcting posts on a board then good luck to them.

        Sad grammar Nazis are CUNTS!

      • She’s going out with some cunt called st.vincent(piss poor excuse for a musician) another posh PC luvie who doesn’t believe in sexual orientation. When asked during an interview with Rolling Stone whether she identified as gay or straight, Clark responded, “I don’t think about those words. I believe in gender fluidity and sexual fluidity. I don’t really identify as anything. [. . .] I think you can fall in love with anybody. I don’t have anything to hide but I’d rather the emphasis be on music.” I saw morrissey and michael stipe give the same I don’t believe in sexual orientation bullshit speech they are a bunch of hipster poofs https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Vincent_(musician)

      • “I won’t be surprised of they start to introduce “gender neutral ” toilets here” That will definitely happen soon feminists & gay advocates are pushing for this like bloody crazy. People who support poof rights like this are traitors to their own country IMO. Soon freedoms like this will be a thing of the past and mentally ill and confused trannies can go into girls changing room. Madness utter madness after gay rights and tranny rights whats next beastilality rights or paedophila rights. Whats the next step?

      • Hmmm…”sexual fluidity”…presumably the non-specified “it” squirts, then?!

      • Delevingne has also been up Rita Ora’s overused snatch (and probably vice versa)… So she (Delevingne) probably stinks like a box a of two week old fish heads…

  3. Well cunted Norman.

    I fucking loathe the dozy bint. Everything about her smacks of nepotism and cunt.

    From her father using his connections to get her stupid fucking face into the Evening standard every fucking day, regardless of the tenuous link to the story (try pointing this out to them and see how quickly the comment gets taken down). To her PR people advising her to be a lipstick lezza for a couple of seasons to keep her profile up. Everything about her screams ‘TRYING TOO HARD RICH CUNT’!

    If you want to see a clueless rich kid playing at being ‘edgy’ and ‘street’ strut up and down a catwalk wearing your overpriced cack, then look no further than Cara Delevingne. As a bonus she will even pull a stupid gurning face so that you know the Evening standard will do a six page spread on her the next day.

    The sad thing is, she thinks she is shocking and she fails miserably at it. The only people who may be slightly shocked at anything a spoiled rich cunt does are other spoiled rich cunts and their dipshit parents.

    Cara gets a bunch of (shit) tattoos. My, how shocking!
    Cara decides to binge on fur burger. My, how shocking!
    Cara pulls stupid faces. My, how shocking!
    And next week, when she figures out that nobody is paying her any attention, she will be seen ‘dating’ a black bloke. Again. My, how shocking!

    Well, these might have been mildly shocking to readers of the Daily Mail in the early ’90’s, but now it just looks like a pathetic and failed attempt to be ‘down with the urban kids’.

    Frankly, the sooner she achieves room temperature, the better it will be for everyone who doesn’t work at the Evening standard.

    And just before I forget. Those eyebrows remind me of the time the cat dragged it’s arse over our new cream carpet.

    Please fuck off Cara. You really are surplus to requirements. You stupid, spoiled, pointless cunt.

    • Never heard of this one but appears to have weird c.v.
      Part time gurner, part time hetro, part time klunge limpet, full time cunt. Oh! and can walk 30 feet in a straight line.

  5. She looks like an uglier version of a young Axl Rose in the photo.

    Or Kurt Cobain while the buckshot was rearranging his head.

    Still would though.

    • mummy bear! Meh; harsh, but fair. I just made Croix fingre and looked away lest I was turned to stone.

      All you sad cunts up there, I’ll step aside so there’ll be no need for climbing if you are that desperate to empty your sacks.

  8. George “Dirty Dozen” Kennedy has popped his rivets. Anyone have him in the Pool?

    • The photographer asked her to look as retarded as possible and because shes a fashion whore she complied. Then he told her to brush her teeth like a caveman so she did but forgot what a toothbrush looked like. Instead brushed with a imaginary dildo like the one she uses on GF

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