French? Absolute sweethearts throughout history apparently. Spaniards? Portuguese? Dutch? Benevolence personified, never conquered, invaded or exploited anyone.
Yeah. Right. I’d feel somewhat cheap taking the piss out of a modern German citizen over certain “events” of 70 odd years ago, so how come we have to take this shit and eat it constantly? Were we just that bit better at it than the aforementioned Continentals perhaps? This endless Empire Guilt crap comes out of the TV (not just Auntie Beeb either) and infests everything from the news, documentaries and even kids programmes. And always from above, from some rich and/or posh cunt and aimed at we plebs in the lower orders.
Fuck ’em.. I’m off to buy a fucking Pith Helmet and a monocle, just to piss them off…
Nominated by: Mr Bastard
We live (exist, it feels like that sometimes) in a distorted society where we are encouraged to feel guilt about almost everything. I reckon it’s a crafty move by the Pope to get us into the confessional booths – I noticed today that he’s just set up a mob of super-confessors who will absolve you of any fucking sin going, that’s a load off my mind, cheers your Holiness.
Whilst the Pope provides practical assistance (I’m not catholic by the way), all our fucking useless Archbishop of Cunterbury can do is to provide fucking retreats for businessmen, what a fucking joke.
I don’t feel any guilt about the empire, that was then, this is now and we possibly left the jungle a bit better off than we found it. We also provided education, railways, medicine, unwanted Methodism (that’s the only bit I can’t be arsed with, those fucking pious missionaries), roofs, potable water etc. If they then fucked it all up well that’s their funeral.
And again today, yet another corpse-resurrection in Germany where they are prosecuting another demented and nearly dead guard. The SS were a fucking bunch of nutters but I really don’t see much justice here, just a load of old glimmers wanting vengeance on each other, so unedifying.
Hoist the Union Jack and fuck them right off.
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I apologise for having a dvd set of Love Thy Neighbour, I’m sorry I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and most of all I beg forgiveness for having been born white. Also I confess my Father was a big fan of The Black and White Minstrels, now where did I put that boot polish.
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Too the victor goes the spoils.But sadly u workin class English cunts got fuck all out off the deal,except a hole to put ur dead in. So I say!! fill ur boots! Hav not an oz of guilt!! and fuck the begrudgers!!!.
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Beagle Street insurance (and their advertising agency) are mammoth cunts. Their trouser-phobic dog and its moron owner piss me off no end.
I’ve no idea if their products or customer service are any good but their choice of an advert is a CUNT.
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But you know their name so they win; bastards.
Bastard Cunts!
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I’m not proud of every aspect of our past, but we can’t be expected to apologise forever more for it. Our history isn’t perfect, but it’s OUR history, and I’m fucked if I’m going to apologise to some foreigner for it, until the day I die. Others were much worse but I don’t expect Germans to beat themselves up for ze war that they started. And I gather the Scandinavians are quite proud of their Viking roots, and they raped and pillaged the shit out of Britain. If former colonies hate it so much they should start by boycotting the commonwealth games, which they never seem to do? This guilt is only an issue because the pathetic, grovelling, snivelling intellectuals (cunts) who are given constant airtime make it their number 1 priority. Then force the rest of us to feel ashamed. I doubt the average Indian gives a shit. And I don’t!
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The problem with intellectuals is that there aren’t actually that many of them, just cunts with ideals and opinions who believe the word “intellectual”applies to them…
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I have no guilt at all regarding England’s colonial past. I’m glad we did what we did because if we hadn’t some fucker would’ve done it to us, oops wait a minute in fact they did. It basically all boils down to this, big fish little fish swimming in the water, eat or be eaten, dog eat dog, and all that kind of lark. As for other countries trying to guilt trip us I could only give this advice, go fuck yourselves and think yourself lucky because if I was in charge and we weren’t as weak as piss like we are now I fucking do it again, you can thank me later ??
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A few years back we were in Hiroshima – about 100 of us split 50/50 US/UK.
Fuck me did they try to guilt trip us on that one!?! One Americunt with a “USS Somethingorother” baseball cap took it for so long then turned on the guide and told him “Forget it, boy! I was AT Pearl Harbour!”
There’s also a T shirt shop with mushroom clouds and “No more nukes”. They let you pick your own logo and then add your own choice of wording. I asked for one with a mushroom cloud on it and the wording “Fuck it! Nuke the bastards!” Nearest I’ve ever come to seeing a Jap lose his cool.
As far as I’m concerned it’s just a bloody same we only had two bombs although personally I would have dropped one on mount Fuji and the other on the GodEmperor’s palace. Now that would have tested his omnipotence…
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Any cunt who thinks we should be feeling guilty for civilising a bunch of proto-hominids can go and fuck themselves with their breakfast knitting needles as far as I’m concerned.
We gave the ungrateful cunts decent infrastructure, a system of government that didn’t involve smacking your rival over the head with a stone and stealing his Oxen, technology such as the wheel and a reliable means of making fire for cooking and warmth.
Without us most of sub-Saharan Africa would still be living in mud huts and bathing in cow piss…..oh look, the bits that we didn’t touch still are!
Fortunately, the industrious white man also created the AK47 so that chimpywogwog can wipe his neighbouring village out even quicker than he would have with basic stone age tools.
I feel no guilt at all because a bunch of fucking retards who haven’t evolved at all for 50,000 years suddenly smell a ghetto lotto payout, courtesy of the British taxpayer.
Any cunt polititian who dares to apologise on my behalf better be ready to sell their home and possessions to pay the fuzzy wuzzies off, because i’m not going to be out of pocket to soothe your white fucking guilt.
You pathetic, spineless cunts!
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As on old India hand (not many orf us left) do I shed a tear for the barbaric colonialist imperialist subjugation that yours truly and my cohorts subjected the shite arsed wogs to? Do I grieve for the smell orf Calcutta in the noon day sun? Happy memories orf the Hindu paedos getting their cocks washed and sucked by the urchins in the sea orf Bombay? Empire put a stop to that and countless other vices and disgraces – the begging, the bond slavery, the murder orf unwanted girl children, those that could not be sold orf in to prostitution.
I am proud that we cleaned the heathen cunts up and gave them, while we were there, a chance orf a decent life, all orf which came to an end the minute we left. The point is we were bloody good at Empire unlike the Belgians, the Ities, the Frogs, the Spanish and the most disastrous orf all, the fucking Krauts.
Incidentally, despite the sucking up to the Frogs by Obama (our oldest ally ect ect) Frogland has the worst record orf mindless exploitative subjugation orf any orf the old colonial powers. Indeed the land orf Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite still has a large Empire…Niger, Bassas da India, French Guiana, French Polynesia, French Southern and Antarctic Land, Guadeloupe, Martinique, New Caledonia ect ect. This will mark your card:
http://www.siliconafrica.com/france-colonial-tax/
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Exactly india was worse off after colonizaion we tried to clean it up a bit and squash corruption. Sure some douchebag generals abused their powers but its worse now with 50 trillion living in poverty. Seriously can these cunts try and have 1 or 2 kids instead of 50 children at once good god and I thought black men were terrible fathers(they are!) but indian fathers breed like crazy too
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Good link – thanks
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Well I did not know that. Very, very interesting… I always did think the French were amongst the greatest, most vile cunts on earth, and now I have the proof!
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Funny how this sort of behaviour is never mentioned by the Media whenever the subject of colonialism comes up. Strange that…
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To give them their due (which is not much) Aljazeera have a regular documentary slot that often features the shite side orf La Belle France. And we have yet to mention the atrocities committed by the Frogs in the Algerian War of Independence.
As was mentioned by a few commentators, French savagery against Muslims in their colonies was a major factor in the Paris Attacks and one orf the reasons that so many orf the Mohammedan fuckers live in France (and Belgium).
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One minute we are being told by The Media that we’re all massively obese and the next we are all supposedly starving to death outside the nation’s foodbanks, all dependant on whatever guilt trip Lorraine Kelly, BBC Breakfast News or the fucking Wright Stuff decides is the “Crisis” of the day. Early morning TV really is a depressing cunt…
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The cunts have managed to spin it that the poor are obese because they live in food poverty
Nope, they are obese because they are lazy fat cunts who consume more calories than they burn off
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Exactly. Cash is pretty tight for our household. but none of us are even remotely overweight because we do actually work and keep active.
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The cunts with obese kids are the ones with 10 kids, living in a council house with no job, no work ethic and no morals or social standards to teach their kids, who live day-to-day off the Great British tax payer (also known as Labour voters))
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Why should I pay for the sins of my forefathers?
Fuck off world and leave me be.
CUNTS!
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sir limpey stoke and myself have a similar background living in colonies that now spend their time in uneducated poverty butchering each other.
what did we do? we unified nations in their hatred of us, yes they actualy stopped killing each other and stood in unified hate, they had hospitals, industry, railways, schools ect.
Then on indipendace the first things they did was destroy everything the colonial oppressors had given them.
example, Nigeria largest exporter of palm oil and cocco in west affrica (colonial time) now exporter of oil of which just a chosen few enjoy the revinues,but nothing else (world leaders in fraud and ghoneria).
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Good comments Lord B. Classic example is Zimbabwe. Once the breadbasket orf Africa now plunged into Year Zero by that little commie cunt with billion dollar Swiss bank accounts, Robert Mugabe. Needless to say the perverse little tosser’s drive to “Africanise” Zimbabwean agriculture by murdering, burying or driving white farmers orf the land has resulted in massive drops in productivity and created famine across Southern and Central Africa. What money to be made from scarcity inflated prices finds itself in the one way pockets orf the Mugabe clan. No prizes for guessing my nomination for previous Cunt orf the Year.
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I know dad worked in zambia.
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