Lennon was the Jeremy Corbyn of pop music – a shambolic, whining, perennial sixth-former posing as an intellectual who pretended he could cut through all the bullshit, but ended up being one of the biggest bullshitters on the planet. An empty vessel for the frustrated hopes of the culturally, politically and intellectually handicapped, a monumental fucktard who offered nothing but cuntitudinous platitudes for mass consumption.
Just as Corbyn might have retained some shreds of credibility had he remained a rebellious backbencher, so Lennon should have abandoned all pretensions he had to be anything more than a second-rate guitarist in a third-rate Hank Williams-Buddy Holly-Chuck Berry tribute band. But the cunt could never decide if he wanted to be Spike Milligan, Pete Seeger, Jesus Christ or a conceptual artist and ended up being none of them. He was just an overrated fucking cunt.
Originally I’d thought of ending this cunting with the words “Chapman did the world a favour”, but, on balance, Chapman’s actions only succeeded in 1) martyring the cunt, 2) elevating Yoko Ono into the role of Lennon’s Representative On Earth, and 3) robbing us of the opportunity of seeing Lennon exposed in later life as the talentless fraud we knew him to be. So maybe Chapman should be cunted too.
Nominated by: Fred West
Any cunt who writes ‘Imagine no possessions it’s easy if you try’ before fucking off on tax exile to live in a fucking mansion across from Central Park has got to be a monumental cunt. However the public who fell and continue to fall for his bullshit are Mong cunts of a gargantuan order.
Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter
He was a bastard to everyone, really… Including his beloved Yoko… He’d sing about living life in peace and then belt his mrs who was half his size…. And The Beatles pandered to him too much… When they brought that bed in the recording studio for Yoko to lie in, the others should have said ‘Get it and her out of here, or it’s fucking firewood!’ Apparently only George Harrison complained and said that they were self indulgent cunts… And when Lennon said ‘I’m leaving, the group is over’ Macca should have replied ‘Oh no it fucking isn’t… You can fuck off if you want, but we can get Clapton or somebody else in…’
People seemed imtimidated by Lennon, but legend has it Lennon (for no reason, apart from being a cunt) poured a pint of beer over a sleeping Chris Montez on an early package tour… Montez woke up and gave Lennon a good hiding… Harrison had no sympathy for his bandmate and just said ‘What the fuck did you do that for?’
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Lennon was physically stronger then the others harrison though was a grumpy bastard who could probably hold his own but lennon was more charismatic and abusive.
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I love that anecdote from Tom Jones…. On the set of Ready Steady Go, Lennon shouted at Tom Jones from a balcony, ‘How are you doing, Jones, yer Welsh cunt?’ To which Jones replied ‘Come down here, you Scouse bastard and I’ll fucking show you!’
I reckon Tom Jones would have killed him….
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He called him a welsh poof and mocked his song (its not unusual)”it’s not a unicorn its a elephant” funny just watched the interview tom jones https://youtu.be/lXhMTOLJWH8. Jones is a big burly bastard but I kinda hate his music its romantic shite for Las Vegas and the welsh language I’m still trying to figure it out the sheep shagging cunts I don’t hate the welsh necessarily but that gibberish language has to go.
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Lennon wouldn’t have been so abusive if he had been in The Who… Daltrey would have sorted him out for a start…
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I dunno lennon could get really nasty I’m not sure how that would work. Speaking of lennon marc bolan shot part of his documentary/film/concert at his mansion https://youtu.be/qZksyZyYoIk (same place as the imagine video).
Didn’t even know about til a few weeks ago apparently he was friends with ringo. I’m currently trying to quit cigarettes my teeth are like keith richards in his glory days and I gotta quit so I’m drinking shitty apera (fortifed wine) which tastes like gasoline mixed with dog piss thankfully I have avodka ceasar as a chaser. I’m staying up late tonight listening to tunes and playing video games.
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The man who set the Communist Manifesto to music, with an added clause that allowed him to own a Rolls…
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Lennon is viewed by many as a ‘genius’ but he gets far too much credit… He wrote the words and sung ‘I Am The Walrus’ but it was McCartney and George Martin who turned it into a psychedelic epic…. Macca with his bass playing (listen to the bassless version on Anthology 2 and it sounds weaker) and Martin with his orchestration, early sampling (King Lear, BBC radio noises) and his decision to bring the Mike Sammes Singers in… Same goes for ‘A Day In The Life’ (McCartney and Martin polished that up too)… Lennon was a cunt to George Martin, saying after the Beatles split that Martin did fuck all and that The Beatles didn’t really need him… Bollocks, of course… But mind you, John Lennon was good at talking bollocks…
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Julian His son is gargantuan cunt as well.
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And he wrote a fucking creepy song about him called Beautiful Boy, keep it in the family Johnny, just like Fred and Rose.
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He actually wrote beautiful boy for sean not julian. John was a crappy father and a cunt to julian I kinda feel bad for him john would constantly shout insults and abuse at him. It is creepy to call your son beautiful saying “my son looks sharp or I’m proud of his genes and good looks” but beautiful? bit creepy. John was a hypocritical cunt preaching peace while driving his rolls royce spending alot of money on cocaine,heroin and alcohol. The whole peace-in lennon was apparently on heroin at the time.
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I stand corrected, quite right sir! It’s still a bit of a weird song though.
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Terrible how he favoured Sean over Julian… Apparently neither son is overly fond of their father these days… Sean once called his father a ‘macho pig’ while Julian said that while his father often forgot him, Paul McCartney always sent him a birthday and christmas gift orcard without fail, which he does to this day…
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Thank you so much for cunting both this utter cunt and the fucking most over-rated band ever. Most beatles fans can’t rise above “they were the greatest man” levels of defence, and as for all the cunts who claim they changed music. Changed it by making it more shit, maybe. And I am the walrus was on the radio recently, and it sounded like my radio was throwing up. Utter, utter cunts.
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I bought that fucking Red Album as I mistakenly remembered it as being a good collection. It’s been Oxfammed for weeks now, I almost felt bad about lumbering them with it but some charitable soul had relieved them of it. What struck me was how shit the production and engineering was, it’s sounds noisy, cheap and downright lazy. Either I’m losing my aural memory or it was always shit. I’ll go with the latter on reflection.
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Who was it who said, “I’d like to re-unite the Beatles. All it would take is two bullets.”?
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Hmm.. Mark David Chapman maybe? or Yoko possibly considering she more or less destroyed the band
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Can we all have a massive shit in her bed, litter it with Father Jack’s undies and enter it for the Turner Prize.
Tate Modern would fall for it, that Travesty Enema woman made a mint, useless, talentless face-aching cow.
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Baffling why he hooked up with her in the first place… He (Lennon) was in the biggest band in the world and could have had his pick… George got Pattie Boyd, Mick got Bianca, Rod was knocking off Britt Ekland… So why Yoko?! I know an attractive bird can turn a lad’s head, but he was besotted and threw his band and his mates away for that?!
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Scouser, nuff said, professional victim by birth.
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