Anybody watch that programme last week about eating well for less at Christmas? The cunts in question spent over £1,400 on Christmas grub and booze and threw most of it away afterwards. The ‘experts’ got the bill down to around the £400 mark. And the cunts had no idea what they spent last year! Why has this country gone financially stupid???
And why exactly do we buy a fucking great big turkey that’s big enough for five times the number who are going to eat it? Boxing day? Cold turkey and salad followed by turkey and cranberry sauce sarnies for tea. Next day? Same. Day after? Same again.
Fuck me if we’re not in danger of having dried up turkey sarnies well into new year – unless, of course, we’re like those cunts on the telly that throw 85% of it away after Chrissie lunch!
Silly cunts!
Anyway, now I’ve got that off me chest, I’m off for a turkey sandwich…
Nominated by: Dioclese
And the kicker here is you bought too much turkey dio so a ironic cunting but it’s true still it wouldn’t be christmas without the bird. I for one love turkey leftovers, stuffing , crannberry, perogies, mince pie , shepherds pie, and cabbage rolls. I pity the fool who doesn’t like turkey or christmas for that matter.
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Actually we bought a turkey breast roast – so no waste at all and it does two meals perfectly for Mrs D and me. I abhor waste in all its forms…
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Oh okay fair enough I thought when you said “Anyway, now I’ve got that off me chest, I’m off for a turkey sandwich…” it was part of the joke that the very thing you cunted was the very thing you are guilty of buying to much turkey.
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Turkey soup anyone ?????
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Err we don’t buy a fucking Turkey in the first place.
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Anyone who goes to the Boxing Day sales is a total cunt.
Anyone who starts queuing at 1am on Christmas night should just be killed; no judge, no jury, just straight to execution.
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And the Honours system is a load of wank too. A bloody knighthood for Barbara Windsor? For what?
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Sucking up to the Krays perhaps?
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Sucking off the Krays, more like…
Gor Blimey, Guv’nor…
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Surely not her acting ability or lack of
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I can’t believe that old ‘spunkbank squarearse’ has been honoured. For fucks sake, it used to be for bravery, not for how many cocks the filthy old trollop could get in every hole in her fat wrinkled old body.
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Still being alive, not a convicted pedo yet, has paid shitloads of tax to her right royal cuntisty is my guess, that seems basically the main criteria for the ‘honours’ system!
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We had some left over Turkey, (about a kg) not wanting to eat it for the next 3 days I decided to put it out for the birds in the garden,
I did garnish it with some rat poison though 🙂
Merry Christmas Bill Oddie
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Sucking off the Krays most likely.
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We don’t have ant problems with excess turkey… Our cats dine out on it for weeks..
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A bloke told me once that Babs”them tits” Windsor used to suck Ronnie Knights cock every day,I think the Krays preferred young lads to suck their cocks tbh
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