Sir David Attenborough is an old cunt…
Once one the world’s great broadcasters and presenters, the stupid old get is now narrating Adele’s ‘Hello’ video… Why one of Britain’s broadcasting greats would want to suck up to a fat chav trollop is anyone’s guess… Celebrity (and the arselicking of) is a blight that now infests almost all popular culture…
Nothing is safe or sacred…
Nominated by: Norman
Good picture of a gecko and a right old cunt. His annoyingly breathless diction, which he probably imagines lends gravitas to his banal utterances, is so irritating I can only watch his programs with the sound muted. Good pictures though (when he’s not in shot.)
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Andy Murray is a cunt. Not only does he almost single handedly win the Davis cup for Great Britain for the first time since the 1930s but he then gets awarded the BBC personality of the year award during which he actually makes a joke about his ‘personality’. What an utter cunt.
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But at the end of the day, he is a boring dour, sour faced cunt with no personality at all
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He can’t help being Scottish.
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I know, why the fuck didn’t they put up some English players as they know how to lose . Cunts.
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Caught the end of that. The miserable cunt had to force himself to smile.
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I would have thought to win anything that has ‘personality’ in the title you would of had to have one in the first place so it really doesn’t matter what he won, no one cares except other sports players and his mum who has an unlimited calls mobile package.
That sort of game needs characters, not character, he will be about as well remembered as that welsh cunt who was boxing champion, done nothing but complain he wasn’t getting the recognition he deserved and has almost been forgotten already.
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Sir David seems a little frail these days and is cared for by his family. Judging by this maybe expoiting more than caring.
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Did I say expoiting sorry exploiting. I’ve been exploiting a bottle of Johnny Walkers…
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Goodness gracious.
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Attenborough and his wide-eyed “Nanny is telling you” tone is the most irritating droning cunt on the telly. I long for a sequence when a lion/leopard/walrus/great-white/alligator/python/polar bear catches him and chews him up on screen. Maybe an eagle could swoop down and carry him to a great height before dropping him into an active volcano The cunt would be regurgitated as being cuntishly foul and inedible. Then feed them Andy Murray and his mum…that would make the poor creatures projectile vomit….as I do every time my TV licence fee is wasted on them.
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I feel ashamed to admit it but I miss Steve Irwin. Sure he got his kicks from pissing off reptiles immensely but that voice always kept me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what would take a bite out of him next. Whenever I’m fishing I make sure to give those piscine bastards an extra good hiding for shuffling our last interesting host off his mortal coil. The wildlife always seems too bored with ol’ Attenborough as if they can’t be bothered mauling the shit out of him.
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Yeh a drone has more personality that murry I agree! But why the hating on Attenborough??????
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Attenborough has been cunted for buying into all that celebrity crap and crawling around Adele’s fat arse… Can’t fault the man’s broadcasting, but he’s a knob for getting involved in such bullshit..
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