Seagulls

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Seagulls. I used to see them down the seaside when I was a youngster now the cunts are in the cities and everywhere else. They will eat everything including chicken which I guess makes them cannibal type cunts.

I used to think they were lovely birds that remind you of the seaside and now they are aggressive horrible cunts. They aren’t far off the size of a chicken so they might be nice in a Tikka masala or Kentucky fried seagull.

They are noisy cunts as well, in Butlins at the moment and the cunts are everywhere.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Seagulls – not actually people, but if they were, would be worse than ISIS. Line the roofs in a military formation, dive bombing ordinary decent english folk for their fish and chips. Fuck working for a living and actually going out to hunt fish like they are meant to. These vermin that have probably displaced every other fucking bird that would be singing and doing nice birdy things, are instead perching by mcdonalds with every other job swerving dole monkey in the land, and literally eating from the tax payers hand. Not content with this heinous unjustifiable half life, they have started actually attacking the good folk, as they walk past with their hard earned good food. Fucking cunts of the whole animal kingdom, and somehow protected by
1) a law that makes them unkillable, even if they peck the eyes out of your new born in front of you and
2) the kind of disgusting unedible flesh, that makes ray mears “rather die than eat list”.

Fuck seagulls.
Fuck their young.

I don’t want to hear about suffering their unending aggression on humans because it’s egg season. We should kill them all and burn the eggs.

The only reason I don’t go to jail for this shit, is I know damn well if I killed 100 of the fuckers, another 1,000 would swoop down and eat them.

Oh yeah! They shit on people too.

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Tony

35 thoughts on “Seagulls”

  3. Excellent cunting, but this is what the uk is going to like with illegal immigrants soon enough….. so it will be Calais immigrant cunts waiting out side chip shops and McDonald,s waiting to mug you for your whopper…..

  4. I love the sound of birdsong in the early morning, but if it isn’t big beaked fucking crows that spoil it, it’s these fucking robotic look-alike dirty scavenging cunts. With all these immigrunt cunts arriving, maybe they will eat all the bastards, no idea what they would taste like though, probably a cross between old dishcloths and something from Iceland’s

      • Whatever they were, a year or so after the Polish arrived they mysteriously disappeared. One of those fat cunt Carp would would feed a household of Poles and a household of Poles is about 10-15. The cunts.

      • Didn’t the gobbling cunts chomp down swans as well? Bet fuck all happened to the lizard lipped cunts either.

  5. Any cunt eaten Seagull? I wonder what they would taste like. I bet the city ones would taste like old Kebab and Pizza, with a tinge of our Kev’s puke from last Saturday night.

      • Blackpool seagulls are supposed to be right tasty because they eat vomit from fat slags (hen parties), meaty bum hole droppings from toilet traders, abandoned ice cream that is made of pus drained from lepers dicks, and spunky fag ends smoked by cock-suckers.

        If you have eaten out Cherie Blair’s rotting cunt then you have a good idea what a Blackpool seagull tastes like.

      • that entry deserves the Booker prize !! I,for one, shall NOT sleep soundly tonight…

  6. They are the mafia of the bird world. I was sitting overlooking the sea in north wales eating a fish, a seagull swooped down pecked me on the head I dropped the fish and his mates flew in and ate it. This isn’t just random, they organise it. Its just avian organised crime. Go on Flaxen let loose with your flamethrower.

  7. Can’t shoot the fuckers either, for some reason they’re protected.

    Much like illegal immigrants.

  8. I notice that racist peace of shit, Bahar Mustafa has had the charges against her dropped. Apparently, it’s no longer racist to tweet #killallwhitemen. What a fucking load of bullshit from our cunt cops.

      • You’re right, it’s not surprising at all. It just pisses me off that if I’d tweeted #killallnonwhites, I would typing this on a prison computer.

      • And you can bet there is more shit like that to come, all the Lefties and “Progressives” will take the side of shitbags like her….

  9. I have a solution for this peg that bastard Mustafa down in the middle of a football field,coat the cunt in puke and fag butts so ye old brittish born and bred shitehawk sea gulls and pidgeons can peck the no good goat fucker to bits and the we can deport the bits back to fucking afganistan the cunt

  10. I was walking through a park in london and flicked my fag but towards a pond, it was caught mid air by a sea gull that then flew off with about an inch of smoldering B&H in its beak, my initial thought was horror as I invisioned it shoving my burning fag down one of its chicks throats, or setting fire to someones roof.
    However I am older and wiser now, and just think tough shit you cunt!

  14. World fucking travelers are a right set of cum gargling cunts and no mistake. You know the type, scruffy hippy cunts who think they are “becoming one with the indigenous peoples” by wearing threadbare ethnic clothes and learning a few words of wog and all the while refusing to spend a fucking penny as it would ruin the local economy and all the while their teva sandals and north face backpack cost more than a months salary for one of the poor cunts they are busy becoming one with. Then it’s all “They are just sooo laid back and chilled” or ” They are sooo gentle and spiritual” and “They like sooo really appreciate that we are reaching out to them” Fuck off you pretentious cunts, the poor wogs want as much of your fucking cash as they can get their dirty hands on and would likely much prefer for you to stay at home and simply post it to them.

    Oh, and they just hate “tourists” a word which to them is the lowest of the low. “Oh look at what the tourists have done to this place! It used to be sooo laid back and just sooo chilled and now the tourists have arrived and ruined it all” Well no, Mr Cunty you are just as much of a tourist as everybody else. Do not think for one second that wearing ethnic clothes, learning to juggle, eating shit food and staying in a hole in the ground covered with a tarpaulin makes you a local any more than sticking a feather up your arse makes you a chicken.

    And get 2 of the cunts together and the inevitable inverted snobbery pissing contest ensues to establish who has been to the most remote shit hole on the planet. “Well I used to like Papua New Guinea , but it has become just sooo commercial now” “Ya, I know what you are saying, man. I once stayed with the Mubuchy Whuchy peoples in Burkina Faso but now you get coach loads of tourists going” “Ya, far out. Like the time I lived in a termite mound in the DRC, it was like just sooo spiritual” SHUT UP YOU CUNTS, I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING TELLY!!!

    And don’t think that all these cunts are young bucks doing the now obligatory gap year shite who don’t know any better. Oh no, many of them are well old enough to fully grasp the cuntishness of their behavior. But they do have a propensity for wearing dreadlocks which in white people marks them out as a cunt before they even open their fucking mouths. Cunts!!!

  15. Sea gulls cannot land on trees and a couple crusts thrown on the roof and bobs yer uncle air rifle and the ferrets are fed

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