Susan Calman, lesbian Scotch BBC darling has been awarded series of her own on Radio 4 to continue to demonstrate what a desperately unfunny, chippy cunt she is. What CAN people see in her?
There is not much hope for Radio 4 really. Perhaps I should cunt them again? And that whining lefty cunt Jeremy Hardy. What a bunch of cunts.
Nominated by: Jack Savage
This is the problem with positive discrimination (which also needs cunting).
The vast majority of women “comedians” simply aren’t funny, as previously demonstrated by Miranda Hart, Sue Perkins, French and Saunders, Ruby Wax, Sarah Millican et al.
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The last truly funny woman on the wireless was one Ms Minnie Bannister.
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‘Wireless’, lol – showing your age mate!
If you asked a ‘hipster’ to put the wireless on at my workplace they would go to the server and check the wi-fi was functioning.
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You t00b agin, try from 1:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GehFhhrIJbY
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BBC have gone too far with this shite, hopefully Isis bombs them seeing how few days ago they bombed another ancient artefact which is irreplaceable btw. Jeremy Hardy what a unfunny cunt he’s still a bit funnier then russell brand but lately he’s been a unfunny arsehole. On other news ISIS is actually getting fucking hammered by Master Putin because he’s a boss unlike that faggot poofter barack hussein Obonzo and David Hameron. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610143/Islamic-State-ISIS-Putin-Spetsnaz-Syria-special-forces-airstrikes U.s. was actually secretly funding ISIS no wonder they did fuck all to destroy them, heres a song dedicated to big boss man Vladimir Putin https://youtu.be/vBPUNVXbldM
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At last some one is getting serious about ISIS, the cunts need a taste of their own medicine and Putin is the man to give it to them and no mistake. Once again Putin has shown our own leaders to be ineffectual limp dicked cunts of the highest order. That spastic Cameron is the most useless cunt to ever have the honor of leading the British people, he has his tongue so far up Obama’s crusty arsehole he can taste what the cunt had for breakfast. He is an embarrassment, fuck off and fuck a pig you useless public school cunt.
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Just to clarify it has taken 5 years for america and uk to do something about ISIS but instead each year they got stronger and more brutal killing children bombing civilians and beheading people even children. It took russia 2 Fucking WEEKS and ISIS is already pissing their pants and running for the hills. America and UK plus allies have been secretly funding ISIS and radical extremists to overthrow syria. Conspiracy theories were right all along(not 100% but close enough) so that proves not all Conspiracies are bullshite… just sayin but chris spivey and icke is a no nothing cunt who is only good for a laugh.
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I used to enjoy Radio 4 comedy when I was a kid. These days it’s almost exclusively dreadful. Either unfunny lefty shite (as mentioned above, also Clare in the Community – a series based on a cartoon strip in, yes, the guardian), unfunny shite full stop (The Now Show) or embarassingly coarse – Sandi FUCKING Toksvig getting away with really crude material because she’s Radio 4 made flesh. Even I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue has been tainted with BBC approved “comics” to apologise for having previously been a show featuring five white heterosexual males. Who happened to be funny.
Radio 4 is one of my issues…
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Women can do comedy almost as well as they play football. And in this instance as she is a porridge wog she can do comedy almost as well as the cross dressing ginger cunts can play football. When was the last time the parasitic moaning cunts got a team in the world cup? But we still have to endure endless jock cunts on every TV football show. I wonder how many English speakers get on jock TV, not fucking many I’d bet. Yet it seems you can’t turn on the telly or the radio without having to endure them butchering our language. Fuck off you cunts!
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I agree rich, Haha she’s got a boot on her hands so much talent to pull that off! now she should boot herself in the head for her next act, then ram in up her cunt. The unfunny cunt! women are usually funny by accident or doing something stupid but not in stand up comedy way.
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I can not think of a single funny woman, not fucking one. I used to like Dawn French but that’s only because I like fat birds with massive jugs.
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You’ll fucking love Peter Kay then
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Have to laugh at your Irony you cunt, bringing up the World Cup in the week the Inglish Pikeys got fucked out in the first round whilst at home. Lol !
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What can people see in Calman? I couldn’t have put it better myself… Her ‘comedy’ is as dreadful as she looks…
Rachel Bloom is quite funny, and she has magnificent tits….
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The griefjacking scouse cunts are at it again…..
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Women cannot do comedy, period, In the same way men cannot iron shirts, do the washing-up or work the washing machine.
So Sarah Milican, fuck off back to Geordie land, stuff your face with biscuits and get your husbands fucking shirts ironed, you unfunny cunt
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A few years back I took the wife to a comedy festival in Holland park.
The line up looked ok, but I was really only there to see Rich Hall, who is actually quite funny. (fortunately Mark Steel’s flight was delayed, so we got Rich Hall’s alter ego ‘Otis Lee Crenshaw in his place).
Shami Chakrabarti was the compare. Sweet, but not particularly funny.
And then came the low point of the evening, a Scots lesbian. Every gag was based around either being a lesbian, or a Scots lesbian. None of them were funny.
The applause was polite, but there were very few laughs, even from the lesbians in thr audience.
Why the fuck do lesbians bother? Their entire set revolves around being something that very few people identify with.
Decent comedians manage to appeal to the majority of people, not a tiny minority group who are not renowned for their sense of humour.
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Oh I donno, Julian Clary made a whole career out of jokes about sticking things up his arse.
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Rich Hall is good, this monologue is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoq6ohIsYKU
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Oh, I don’t know how keen I am to have yanks coming over here and calling us a bunch of cunts! If a Brit comedian ( I said Brit so that immediately excludes and scotish cunts ) went over to the States and started slagging off their political system, “America, the very best democracy money can buy”, they would be lynched on the spot. I used to like Doug Stanhope, a voice of reason in a sea of mediocre generic shite. But then I found out he hated being in Britain and British audiences so he can fuck right off to whatever bum fuck red neck rock he crawled out from under, cunt!
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Jeremy Hardy is a fucking intolerant Nazi wanker. He even looks like fucking Goebbels , the Cunt !
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