Yes, it’s Halloween time again. I’d explain what it’s all about but I can’t be arsed to repeat meself, so if you’re really that interested, then read what I wrote here.
Basically it’s a medieval religious fuckfest that’s been bastardised by the Yanks and converted into a merchandising opportunity and, thanks to the morons who run the EU/Britain into a night when you can light up a kiddywinkle. Why? Well because the cheapjack shite costumes they foist on the little darlings are classed as toys not clothing and don’t have to meet the same fire safety standards FFS!
So, want to celebrate Halloween? Why not fire up a kiddie?
On the other hand just print out this poster, stick it in your window and the cunts to fuck the fuck off!
Nominated by: Dioclese
There was a queue of braindead fucktards outside the fancy dress shop yesterday when I was walking through town. The sheer mindlessness of the cunting shit faces made my blood boil as I walked past. I love Samhain, but the fucking orange and black, tarty but cute gothic witch cardboard cutout spectacle that we seem to blithely adhere to now gets right on my tits.
I’ll be cursing the world in my rituals later on today.
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I don’t get these mongs who spend just as much on Halloween as they do on Christmas… All that expense for one fucking day?! I think a lot of it is to do with schooling (and bad parenting)… Brats will wind up other brats with their Halloween costumes and trick or treat hauls (sort of like playground status), brats mither their parents, and the soft bastards give them what they want (as is usual these days)… Teachers also probably tell kids about the Yankified Halloween and encourage them to dress like twats and scrounge at peoples’ doors…
I also don’t get how the commercial side of Halloween has become ‘Slasherfied’ and bloodthirsty… When I was a kid it was Dracula, skeletons, witches and wizards… Now it’s blood all over the place, severed fingers, axes in heads and all that crap… Horror is Peter Cushing, Vincent Price, not mass murderers and designer gore…. There’s more chance of a stupid brat dressing up as Ted Bundy or Charlie Manson than Frankenstein’s monster or a werewolf these days…
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It’s all John Carpenter’s fault….. 😉
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Definitely Norman good old Hammer films can’t beat them.
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Ok, I cave in, I will be the first one to mention Ingrid pitt
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just heard some squawking little cunts shouting out ‘happy halloween’ outside my house. fucking yanks and their inbred yee-hawrin shit, there’ll be fucking thanks-fuckin-giving next.
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We get little shits trying to collect ‘candy’ on our Avenue, as we live in quite an affluent area we are expected to comply with this fucking load of shit and get bombarded with them.
I could not give a fuck if you have spent £5 on a costume from Asda & £5 on make-up, I do not come to your homes and demand ‘candy’, so basically they can all ‘fuck off’.
I told the wife we should have a bucket of piss to throw out on the bedroom window, but she deemed that to be ‘extreme’.
So, I do not answer the door, and make sure the TV is loud enough for them to hear.fucking jog on you cunts.
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There’s a bow legged old trollop over the back having a fucking party with fireworks and what looks like an orgy. Fucking cunt only moved there last month. There’s times like this I could do with a couple of grenades, but a big bucket of horse piss would do right now.
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Didn’t Claudia “I’m on the telly because I’m genuinely talented” Winkleman’s kid get burned in a Halloween costume last year? Yet still the horrible-eyed cunt is on our tellys.
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