As I’m just back from Aussie, I confess to to a little unpatriotic fervour this morning on hearing that they knocked England out of the Rugby World Cup.
Let’s face it – England got hammered so it gives the griefjackers an opportunity to show just how distraught they are. Well, here’s my message to them all :
GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU CUNTS! IT’S ONLY A GAME!
Nominated by: Dioclese
I fucking despise the privileged public school types who play rugby union in England. I went to one of said public schools on a scholarship and I experienced first hand the bum chum old school tie brigade at first hand and believe you me it left a very deep scar indeed. So I am overjoyed that the closet gay boy rugger buggers got their arses handed to them on a plate and crashed out of their own home world cup failing to even get out of the group stages. My only regret was that it was a bunch of convict scum that did the honors. Cunts the lot of them.
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The fact is, England got pasted because they were SHITE! The hardest thing I’ve ever done was watch that bunch of cunts humiliate themselves on the world stage. And I’ve been to war. The only thing that surprised me about this defeat, was the scale of it. Now we’ll have at a least a month of navel gazing, as so called experts try to find what went wrong.
Well that’s fucking easy. What went wrong, was employing the current training staff, the boss of whom brought in a policy of only picking English players who played for English teams. All the best players fucked off abroad for the big money, so we were left with the dross. The sort of fuckwits who at primary school, were picked last to be in someone’s team, because they were fucking hopeless.
There, I’ve pinpointed the problem, now all you grieving twats can shut the fuck and start building a team worthy of calling itself and England team. And do it quietly, no more whingeing.
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They’re all going to be queing now to go join strictly come mincing or expert cunts on question of sport.
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I had to endure that shite this evening (my wife is a cunt) and we only own one TV.
I had to laugh at Welsh sheep-shagging former athlete Iwan Thomas throwing shapes, getting his chest out for the menopausal viewers and attempting to breakdance.
Fucking knob, parity was restored though cause the cunt got booted out.
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Sounds like a right cunt
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Anyone who watches rugby, plays rugby or talks about rugby is a cunt. End of.
Including me after this post I suppose.
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I hated rugby as school. As I mentioned in another cunting, I’m pretty large. I was large at school. Whenever we played rugby, no fucker would try to tackle me. I could literally walk from one end the pitch to the other, screaming at the opposing players to “tackle the lanky twat”! Yes, he really said that.
Where’s the fun in playing a game that I win because half of the boys on the pitch are fucking pussies?
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That should have read, “with the teacher screaming at the opposing players”. I need to learn to proof read.
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That’s what gets me about all these riff-raff who are ‘grieving’ over the pile of shite that is the England Rugby team… As Fat Rich says, these egg chasing ruggerbugger union types are toffs and come from another world, and they don’t know the meaning of the words ‘working class…’ Yet all these Sun reading plebs have attached themselves barnacle like to the rugby world cup bandwagon… Not unlike all the cunts who congregate on Henman Hill, or Murray Mount (or whatever the fuck they call it these days) at Wimbledon… They show no interest in rugby (or tennis etc) at all, yet when a big tournament comes around they get all giddy and full of national fervour…. A lot of people in England really are cabbages and total cunts…
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And you can bet that if one of the toffee nosed cunts were to do something in his younger days, perhaps after a few drinks for example sticking his cock in a dead pigs mouth, then it would be all hushed up; ” All youthful high spirits, don’t you know old chap” . But if a West Ham supporter gets into a bit of bother it would be a millstone round his neck to his grave.
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As an ex-boarding school inmate myself, who avoided all sports wherever possible, I am reminded of a comment some 25 years ago by Julian Clary that at his boarding school, the only compulsory subjects were rugby and homosexuality – and they were frequently simultaneous. Very droll.
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Stephen Fry, cunt though he is, summed it up well. “Cold showers and buggery!”
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I was quite sporty at school, I used to play for the football team and even played for a certain premierships youth team until I was 15 (was not good enough to continue unfortunately, but played sunday league until I was 21)
I was hounded by our sports teacher to play Rugby but I fucking hated it, I could play and was OK but I just thought it was shit (like Cricket).
Anyway, the cunt dropped me from the footy team because I refused to play Rugby for the school, what a cunt.
Then when he realised I wouldn’t be blackmailed he put me back in the footy squad and I simply didn’t turn up to the game, cunt gave me a detention, but I went to the headmaster and got it overthrown 😀
If you are reading this Mr Pinnington, you’re a cunt, you were always a cunt and I bet you are still working the same fucking job somewhere in the country, you fucking loser!
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And while we’re at it, anyone who paints their face or wears any kind of make-up or fancy dress to watch sport might as well just wear a big sign round their neck saying “I AM A FUCKING CUNT”.
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While we are at it let us not forget the England Head Cunt Coach Stuart Lancaster. A former PE teacher for Christ’s sake, the half jocko arsehole stuck out a loser and pillock the second I clapt me eyes upon him. Far as I can make out the little turd just wants to carry orn as if nothing has happened.
Lancaster you cunt, after this humiliation your arse is now owned by the aussies so time to do the decent thing, scrum down with the Wallabies, drop your pants and take it like a man.
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Rugby is a bunch of fucking queers being watched by another bunch of fucking queers.
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Originally Rugby was ‘invented’ when some cheating cunt picked up the ball in a game of football.
I am not sure when the oval shaped ball was introduced, but I have it on good authority from Bill Beaumont that it was redesigned that way to make inserting it in to each others arses after the game easier… it must be true, have you ever tried to get a regulation size 5 football up your arse? I have and no matter how much lube you use it aint gonna happen.
I can fit 4 tennis balls up there though 😛
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I’m fucking jealous of England going out. Apart from the inevitable couple of weeks of hand wringing, you’re all done with the shit. If the All Cunts win, I’ll have to hear and read about it every day for the next three years. If they get knocked out, I’ll have to hear and read about the cheating ref/cheating oponents every fucking day for the next three fucking years. I’m off to stick my head in the cunting oven.
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I was at the pub on Saturday with some friends and not paying particular attention to the rugby in the background.When the game ended I went up to get another drink and a friend who was sitting with another group came up to me on the verge of tears shaking he asked if I could use his phone.I said sure thinking his mother had died or something awful.Turned out he was ringing his mate to sob over the rugby.If he wasn`t a violent body building boxer cunt I would have said something.Daft cunt!
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