Dead Pool [26]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to me, Dioclese, for winning the 25th dead pool with a long standing pick of mine – Al Molinaro.

This makes Dioclese the only 5 time winner! Gloat , gloat…

So come on all you cunters! The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 26. They’re dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

118 thoughts on “Dead Pool [26]”

  1. May I recommend the term Kerry Kuntona be put up for consideration into the cunters dictionary for a pig ugly scouser with a cunt like a hippos yawn

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Nanny Pat
    Butros Butros Ghali
    Robert Mugabe
    RAMADAN ABDULLAH MOHAMMAD SHALLAH

    • Bugger me! You might be orn a role with Blatter. Cunt has nipped in to the krankenhaus with stress related conditions. At his age a stroke or a coronary is on the cards. Now who usually naps Blatter with all five noms? Hard cheddar that man if the ubercunt croaks.

  4. Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke.Helmut Schmidt has died

    For the next Deadpool please may I have?

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Billy Graham
    Vera Lynn
    Olivia de Havilland
    João Havelange

  6. Bagged Helmut Schmidt at 96. I know the best kraut is a dead kraut but Helmut was a good’n – as far as krauts go. My regards to the fuhrer Helmut. Now to business. Me old list please plus one:

    Muhammed Ali
    Ken Dodd
    Leslie Phillips
    Olivia De Havilland
    Roy Hudd

  7. Bugger if I can’t have my delectable, sniif sniff oh that odour orf death, Olivia, then let it be Fidel Castro.

    • I am amazed that that old Cunt Castro is still alive.Didn`t he resign as he thought he was on the way out several years ago?Bloody tease:P

  8. Congratulations to Sir Limply.

    Same as usual please:

    Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Warren Mitchell
    Doris Day
    Sir George Martin

    • Here is Fred`s nom for Deadpool 27.Published just after Schmidt died and four days before Mitchell popped his clogs.

  9. Well played Sir Limply.

    This time round;

    Windsor Davies
    Melvyn Hayes
    Derek Hatton
    Jacob Rothschild
    Eddie Large

    Thanks

  10. Well played, Sir!

    Did anyone have the jockey, Pat Eddery? He’s shuffled off too…

    1. Tommy Docherty
    2. Geoffrey Bayldon (The Crowman)
    3. Charles Manson
    4. Sidney Poitier
    5. Jimmy Hill

  11. Why is everyone putting their new noms on the this old deadpool page, #56 in the totally made up is a cunt manual clearly states you must post new nominations in the brand new deadpool to avoid stolen noms and cheats. I demand to know whats going on this is chaos there must be rules dammit.

  12. Helmut Schmidt has croaked…

    line me up for

    Kerry Kuntona
    Woody Allen
    Joan Collins
    Ian Brady
    Cliff (Clit) Richard (coz he’s a bit of a cunt)

    And this double secret probation that holds all my posts up is a cunt!

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