Dead Pool 24

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly predicted the demise of uber-cunt Denis Healey. So well played, Fred. An autographed copy of Burt Bacharach’s wonderful “Living Together” album is yours to pick up at the Reception desk.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 24.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

92 thoughts on “Dead Pool 24

  1. Nominated for this Pool at the end of Pool 23:

    Sir Limply Stoke
    Mohammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    John Hurt
    Sir Peter Hall
    Ken Dodd

    All Seeing Eye
    Dick Van Dyke
    Helmut Kohl
    John Noakes
    Mel Brooks
    Val Kilmer

    Cuntfinder General
    Jerry Lewis
    Gerald Depardieu
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter
    Olivier DeHavilland

  2. For me, this bunch please

    Eddie Large
    Brian Cant
    Dickie Davis
    Frank Bough
    Roger De Courcey

  3. I would like:

    Jim Bowen (Bullseye)
    Bernie Eccleston
    Dennis Norden
    Paul Gascoigne
    HRH Duke of Kent (My fellow Brethren will not like that nomination)

  4. Please could I have:

    Barbara Knox (Rita from corrie)
    Kate Moss
    Cliff Richard
    Dickie Bird
    Barbara Windsor

    Thanks!

  5. As before please…. George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Colin Dexter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman

  6. Well played, Fred…

    Tommy Docherty
    Charles Manson
    Maureen O’ Hara
    Gene Hackman
    Jimmy Hill

  7. my old five
    1Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    2 Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    3 Kayne West (talentless cunt)
    4 Ginger Baker ( Greatest Drummer, But Cunt of a Father)
    5 Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)

    • Ah – I see someone’s swiped Denis Norden from me! I’m having him back if he’s not the next to go!

      In the meantime, I’ll take Prince Philip.

      • Well played and sorry Fred, I thought I would be a cunt and nick Dennis Norden. Seeing as you won this one I thought I might have a better chance of winning by nicking one of yours.

      • Fair enough! But if Norden isn’t the next to go, I’m having him back for the next Pool!

  8. Helmut Schmidt
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Brian Cox (schauspieler)
    Basar al-Assad (in case ze yanks aim fur ein other krankenhaus)
    Barry Manilow

    Vielen Dank

  9. Bruce Forsyth
    Ronnie Corbett
    Andrew Marr
    Andrew Neil
    Peter Andre (One of these days that mysterious girl is gonna get hit by a bus!, I can but dream)

  10. My usual:
    1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Sepp Blatter
    3/ Sepp Blatter
    4/ Sepp Blatter
    5/ Sepp Blatter

  11. 5 alive:

    Ian Brady
    David Rockefeller
    John Glenn
    Henry Kissinger
    Helmut Schmidt

    D’ya feel luck CUNTS!

  12. He is a total cunt, a BBC gravy train sucking, establishment propaganda spouting cunt.
    Sooner that cunt (and everyone at the BBC) is 6ft under the better, and you can include the Royal too!

  13.  Denis Healey ugly unibrow cunt who was a closet poofter good job Fred although I feel bad you have to listen to Burt Bacharach now, sounds like a bizzare form of torture he’s only written a few decent songs he’s a bellend.

    • Hal David was the brains behind all those Bacharach hits…. He wrote the words… Bacharach did nothing much that was any good after he and David fell out…

      Even when he’s brown bread, Healey is more relevant than Jeremy Corbyn… Nice to see the old cunt standing in front of a ‘Mass Murderers R Us’ banner (featuring, Lenin.Trotsky, Stalin and Mao)…

      • Of the few songs I like are my little red book it’s good and kinda of funny considering its about communist book “Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung” but love’s version is the best by far. Ah yes comrade corbyn what a cunt! I always call him comrade because those Soviet-era wardrobe he wears and his lenin like conductor hat.

      • “Hal David was the brains behind all those Bacharach hits…. He wrote the words… Bacharach did nothing much that was any good after he and David fell out…”

        Have to disageree with you there, Norman. It’s the melodies everyone remembers, not the lyrics. And what did Hal David do after the Bacharach-David split? The lyrics to the ‘Moonraker’ theme…

      • “It’s the melodies everyone remembers, not the lyrics.” That debatable Fred the lyrics are just as important as the melodies(or the instrumental backing). Being a lover of both instrumental music and vocal music I can say its 50/50 and depending on the song it could be 60 lyrics/ 40 music and vice versa. It depends on the song and delivery, Also burt wasn’t that good on melodies. Moonraker was one of my favorite bond movies at least in my top 10.The theme song was suppose to be sung by Kate Bush but the cunty bint turned it down so it could of been better instead we got louis”piss taker” armstrong 🙁

      • Burt wasn’t good on melodies? I bet far more people can whistle or hum the melody lines than can remember the complete lyrics to:

        Do You Know The Way To San José?
        Walk On By
        A House Is Not A Home
        This Guy’s In Love With You
        Close To You
        I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself
        Make It Easy On Yourself
        Always Something There To Remind Me
        Wives and Lovers
        Anyone Who Had A Heart
        What The World Needs Now
        The Look Of Love
        I Say A Little Prayer
        Promises, Promises
        Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head

        Regardless of the music to the Moonraker theme or who it was supposed to have been sung by, the Hal David lyrics are woeful and forgettable.

      • “Far more people can whistle or hum the melody lines than can remember the complete lyrics”. Thats because melodies are easier to remember then lyrics, Humble pie? a band I rather listen to then that tosh, and that song proves my point that burt sucked at composing melodies. What did that song have a few piano jingles? and a shite horn section?,sorry fred I’m getting mixed up in my own opinion here. I knew you and Rose loved Burt’s Living Together album I don’t want to ruin your prize Fred. my bad enjoy mate. A song that kicks the shit outta both Burt and Herb https://youtu.be/ZoQG9wN0mAk enjoy 🙂

      • There was a girl at school I was besotted with (like you are at that age), but she just wasn’t interested… I knew she was a Queen fan, so I did her a tape of ‘The Game’ before it was officially released (my mate’s dad was a Piccadilly Radio DJ and his lad had a promo copy)… But I also put on that Herb Alpert track before the Queen album, and I wrote ‘This is for you, Gail’ on the tape cover… Did it work? Like a fucking charm… I was with her for six years…

  14. Alex Ferguson
    Geoffrey Boycott
    Walter Palmer (lion killer)
    David Cameron (pig fucker)
    Bashar al-Assad

  15. Debbie Reynolds
    Little Richard
    Chuck Berry
    Doris Day
    Sir Bernard Ingham.

  16. Blimey – turn my back for a minute and look what happens!

    All nominations duly added to the spreadsheet. I see nobody fancied any of mine so I’ll stick with them :

    Al Molinaro
    Harper Lee
    Herman Wouk
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    João Havelange

  17. Hello, I would like the following to die :

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Russel Brand
    5) Tony Slattery

    Thank you.

  18. First attempt

    Fidel Castro
    Hosni Mubarak
    Billy Graham
    Bill Maynard
    George Bush Snr.

    Thank you and good luck.

  19. I have only gone and bloody gone and done it again.One of my picks from Deadpool 23 the American Social Activist Philosopher and Feminist Grace Lee Boggs has died!Fist Brian Sewell and now her!Bollocks 🙁

  20. My selection akimbo!
    Shawn McGowan
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Miley Cyrus
    Prunnella Scales
    Keith Richards

  21. Got some bad news 🙁 Frank Zappa’s 2nd wife is dead at 70(dont suppose anyone had her?) I was gonna nominate her but didn’t think she would die this early. Gail Zappa was a bit of a bitch for holding certain recordings of Zappa’s stuff to never be released and trying to prevent people from playing Franks music but she did love her family and tried to keep Zappa’s music alive in a way. This song is dedicated to Gail give it a listen if you want https://youtu.be/sGiZoE5eqZc

  22. Hope there’s still time to bag me some bath robes 😉 here’s my five;

    Mel Brooks
    Stephen Fry
    Brian Cox (the physicist)
    Brian Cox (the actor)
    Ollie North (Iran-Contra)

    • Fuck, Mr Spaceballs and father of the World War Z author himself has been chosen already. I’ll gladly Take Billy Connolly in his stead (hopefully the grim reaper feels the same way)

      • Is it cheating to put Angela Lansbury down? She’s been 80 years old since Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

        Angela Lansbury
        Billy Connolly
        Brian Cocks (Justin Bieber Toupee)
        Ollie North
        Stephen Fry

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