* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly predicted the demise of uber-cunt Denis Healey. So well played, Fred. An autographed copy of Burt Bacharach’s wonderful “Living Together” album is yours to pick up at the Reception desk.
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 24.
Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
No one had Hugh Scully then?
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Correct.
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…or Gordon Honeycombe?
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Nope.
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Not even Geoffrey Howe…? The cunts are dropping like flies.
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Surprised that Howe escaped our dragnet
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I was just thinking the other day about adding Geoffrey Howe next time.Maybe I jinxed him.
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I think we were side tracked away from Howe by the demise orf his old sparring partner Dennis Healey. Remember Healey saying that being attacked by Howe was like being savaged by a dead sheep. Given the now known sexual predilections orf the governing classes he would not get away with that line now.
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I know it would have been John Lennon’s 75th yesterday (and anyone who wishes a dead person happy birthday is a cunt!), but surely Yoko is a possible candidate for the Pool?
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Its just cuntish idol worship, I’m convinced mark david chapman was a crappy shot and was aiming for Yoko. Then again lennon was a bastard even his kids hate him, julian had more heart and soul then john ever had not a bad musician either.
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Has anyone bagged the Ebola nurse yet…?
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Do I sense desperation setting in?…
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Out of interest Dioclese is Pauline Cafferkey off bounds if she is still breathing come next Deadpool?
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Not if I bag her first!
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Lamar Odom is brain dead and the plug will be pulled soon , good riddance I hate basketball or baggitball. Looks like no one bagged him
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Please may I have …..
1. Lord Lucan (still officially alive according to Scotland Yard)
2. The NHS
3. Eamon Holmes
4. My Experian credit rating. (been on life support a while now)
5. Windows 10
Ta
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Nobody have ex-Everton boss, Howard Kendall?… Saw him at the 85 Cup Final… Was a good manager actually… None of that ‘being bigger than the team’ shit from him… Unlike Fergie, Mourinho, Allardyce (cunt) etc….
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Congrats to Norman who bagged Maureen O’Hara who died today aged 95.For Deadpool 25 can I please have?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Huston Smith
Ken Hechler
Howard Marks
Douglas Slocombe
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