Women’s Footie

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Manchester United should ‘rectify’ their lack of a senior women’s team, says sports minister Tracey Crouch…. United’s Premier League rivals Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are all represented in the Women’s Super League….United do run junior female sides but disbanded their open-age team in 2005….

“It is incredibly disappointing that one of the biggest clubs in the world doesn’t have a ladies’ football team,” said Crouch…..WSL crowds have risen sharply following England’s third-place finish at the recent World Cup…. Crouch added: “They have an excellent centre for girls but they don’t translate that into a ladies’ football team….
“At a time when there is phenomenal interest in women’s football, it is right that they should try and rectify that as soon as possible…” United say they have no plans to launch a women’s team but the situation remains under review……

This is exactly the sort of feminazi shit that I hate so much… Manchester United fans (men and women) from Manchester, Salford and Stretford do not give a toss or want a United women’s team… I know why Crouch wants one though… So the United name will make vast amounts of money for her pet project freakshow… Well here’s a big FUCK OFF to Tracey Crouch and the fucking women’s super league… You are a plague on football and true reds want no part of your bullshit, you fucking cunts….

Nominated by: Norman

37 thoughts on “Women’s Footie”

  1. Only 14 people watched the ‘wimmins’ FA Cup Final…Alright I exaggerate to make a point but for goodness sake. If they just sorted themselves out a bit, put on some lippy and a push-up bra…Or better still follow the sartorial example set in your accompanying picture it’d be some serious competition for the mens Premier League games. Might be something of a queue for the mens bogs though…

  2. Yep. Good Cunting. Beats their goalie and it’s in, top right corner of the Cuntnet!

    Problems started when the left those brass bars off the front of cookers so there was nothing to chain them to and with the advent of built in cookers, well, it’s been all down hill from there.

  3. Fucking bollocks, isn’t it? Second rate at best. If they want to pretend to play football ( or rugby, cricket, tennis, golf or even boxing ) then good luck to them but don’t expect me to put my hand in my pocket to see the sad spectacle and don’t try to make it a political issue either.

    • True… Because they have lost the rights to the European Cup (Or Champions League, as the nu-footie cunts call it) Sky Sports are putting all sorts of crap on … The American Soccer League (absolutely laughable), the NFL (Yanks dressed as cunts with a rugby ball) and, worst of all, The Women’s Ashes…. The Ashes have just been won (Up your’s Aussies!), but Sky Sports make out that this ‘other Ashes’ actually matters and is important to British sport… What a load of wank…

      • It’s just nagging feminists crying about massageAknee 🙂 “Give us sports that barely anyone evens wants to watch!! loudly shouts a ignorant feminist” put them in bra’s and panties I assure you you’ll get a better attendance

  4. And another thing:

    “says sports minister Tracey Crouch…” Words are cheap, now get your hand out of the till and into your pocket you ministerial Cunt. Quick enough with your expense claims, but even quicker spending someone else’s money. At what point did any football club, or indeed any other sporting body, ask for westminster palace interference? Fuck off and mind your own nosiness. You weren’t asked and you’re not welcome.

    One for the dictionary:

    To do a Tracey: Spend some other poor Cunts money.

  5. The difference between men and women is we can swing a sledge hammer and throw a stone because we have massive cocks and bollocks and they have this pussy stuff with the man in a boat (like glue and stops em from splitting)A LADY IS A LADY AND A TART IS A TART

  6. As I may have mentioned before, football is played by cunts and watched by (normally aggressively closeted homosexuals). Rugby is watched and played by massive benders. Women who claim to like watching either sport are tiresome “ladette” types who aren’t good looking enough to pull scum rock stars at shit night clubs. Women who play these games, well frankly the mind boggles as to what they like.

  8. Liverpool may well have a women’s team, but it doesn’t alter the fact that all scousers are cunts. Jimmy Tarbuck is a cunt but he doesn’t play football. Steven Gerrard is a cunt who does play football. These cunts are both scousers whether or not they play football. Bomb Liverpool and fuck the cunt who sings You’ll Never Walk Alone. Merry Christmas. Fuck Anfield and this city full of cunts!

    • The bloke who sings ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ is Gerry Marsden (of ‘Pacemakers’ fame)… He milks this dirge and ‘Ferry Cross The Mersey’ at every Scouse gathering where there’s TV cameras (like Cup Finals that feature Liverpool)… Truly a professional scouser and a total cunt….

  9. Beware, middle-aged rant.

    Just watched Top of the Pops from 1978 on BBC iplayer. Fucking ace – Blondie, Sham 69, Bob Marley, Ian Dury, etc. Some bizarre shit like Boney M singing Rasputin too.

    The point is that that talentless skanks like Cyrus and Minaj need to forced watch this programme to realise that you don’t have to show your tits and arse off to be sexy – Debbie Harry, Kate Bush, the girls from Legs and Co. I rest my fucking case.

    PS – I didn’t know what the fuck the lovely Kate was going on about when I was nine years old and I still don’t now.

  11. So Manchester United refuse to have a women’s team and now sell female replica shirts with plunging necklines? I bet Tracey Crouch is in near meltdown…. Come On You Reds!

  12. DIY cunts;

    6 months ago a young couple moved in down the street. Since then they have done nothing but bray the fuck out of their house changing virtually everything. And I’m talking about 12 hours a day, 6 days a week here. What the fuck?! Why the fuck didn’t they just buy a house they fucking liked in the first place?

    What does this have to do with women’s sport? Well, my dear dear friends, guess who it is who wants to change everything. Is it the bloke? I think not….

    • What’s that poor cunt doing with a woman like her? Fuck B&Q every Sunday. Her fucking place is in the kitchen and yours is getting pissed whilst she cooks the roast beef. I blame those shit makeover programmes hosted by lesbian cunts. TV has a got a lot to answer for: that cunt Bruce Forsyth being one of those things.

      • My neighbours in a nutshell…. My ex-neighbour (Steve) put a lot of work into the house and he left it immaculate and in better condition than it has ever been… New lot move in last October… Ever since then we have had hammering, drilling, banging, day in – day fucking out – ever since… It’s now 11 months later and they are still at it… Steve replaced the guttering and pipes outside before he left… Workmen were working on replacing the same guttering last month, and it looks the fucking same… They are now ripping out the heating and this is the second time they have done this in nine months… Honestly, you couldn’t fault the condition Steve left that house in… But it seems, nearly a year on, that this other lot have gutted the place and are still not satisfied… Part of me feels sorry for the bloke: he will have to change things every six months (let’s face it: it won’t be his idea)… But the other part of me thinks why should I and my mrs suffer too? Shut your fucking noise!

  13. Just read this disgusting story of a father who shot her 7 yr old daughter because her mother refused to talk to him after being abusive and violent to her. The cunts name is Yasser Alromisse some muzzie cunt from egypt who wanted his wife to dress in islamic garb and the evil cunt got revenge on his wife by killing his daughter. Stupid evil muslim cunt the only good part is he killed himself too but there will be more of this if immigrants get in to rape and marry white women I assure you that, dirty migrant cunts! Read it here if you like http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/face-killer-dad-who-shot-4254112&sa=U&ved=0CEcQFjANahUKEwiJnri_i9_HAhXJNYgKHXvzAd4&usg=AFQjCNHwpJ4n1T6RRgg6xerP1JZqIo9F8Q

    • Interestingly, the story on that link has been pulled. Along with my petition being conveniently held in a queue, I’m beginning to wonder what the fuck is going on? Then there’s the failure to report that the Czech Republic, Slovakia and Poland want border controls put back and are refusing to take migrants.

      I’m not one for conspiracy theories or Orwellian thoughts, but I am beginning to smell political manipulation and censorship here. Why are the British public so bloody gullible???

      There is, of course, an old saying : “Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you”

      • Hmm.. that’s weird works fine now. There is nothing wrong with conspiracy theories after all it is a theory but there is some really retarded theorys like david icke’s reptillian royal family eating babies and bullshit like that. There is always political manipulation going on behind the scenes as far as gullibility goes we are too nice and bloody ignorant to realize this problem could bite us in the arse later on. There is a big enough problem with immigrants already before this migrant shite happened, it’s spiraling out of control.

      • As far as Orwellian thoughts go, I’d recommend re-reading 1984, the parallels to today are frightening, 24 hour a day blanket surveillance, the double speak that spews forth from the ministry of truth (BBC), the constant need to be at war with an unseen enemy. It’s all there. But then again there are parallels to the decline of the Roman empire too. Instead of bread and circuses we now have junk food and x-factor.

  14. Thanks for the link Mary(They Live was a awesome movie and quite prophetic) and fat rich thanks for the recommendation on re-reading 1984(just started still haven’t seen the movie tho,although I should cause I’m a slow reader, mostly play games and listen to music while stoned). Orwell(Eric Arthur Blair) was a bloody genius and he knew how to make tea the right way. It’s amazing that he wrote 9 books and bunch of essays, then gets married a year before he dies fooking brilliant. Animal Farm was brilliant too didn’t realize they made a animated film in 1954 seems very interesting I’ll have to watch it and we got a pink floyd album out of it (favorite song is Pigs and the Pigs on the Wing suite Sheep was alright to) 🙂

      • Really, what did he say to you that put you off or what did he do rather..? suppose you caught him on a bad day. I dunno suppose he’s bitter bout losing his dad at a young age or feeling overshadowed by his dads success. Or maybe he’s feels screwed over by the Blair family though I don’t know his relationship with the Blair’s nor do I know much about them. I’m watching the animated Animal Farm on youtube right now norm, actually pretty good so far but heard they altered the ending. 1984 looks decent even though it was got mixed reviews when it came out,I’m sure it’s better then the shite they come out with now. Movies are fucking terrible now a days I dunno even remember the last decent movie I saw from this era maybe gladiator. Hollywood makes alot of shite , there are no decent actors or actresses anymore just U.N spokesmen for countries they could give a flying fuck about while they rub their cunts in they’re 100 million dollar mansions like a bunch overprivleaged twats with no fucking talent whatsoever , Pigs Indeed, I rather be a Dog in that case more humbled and moral.

      • Bastard started a pointless argument, called me a liar and then demanded an apology! Unbelievable! When I told him he wasn’t getting one, he left the dinner table with his wife and stormed off to sit somewhere else. Especially embarrassing for the cruise director as she was hosting the table at a gala dinner.

        Total cunt.

  15. The version of Nineteen Eighty Four (which came out in 1984) is good…. It stars John Hurt and also features Richard Burton in his very last film role….

    Also worth checking out is the done for televison black & white version starring the great Peter Cushing….

  16. Norman you need new glasses if you think the girl from Pop Music was hot.

    She’s a plain looking cunt!

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