Somebody once told this cunt he could do accents and based on that assumption that he could act, but he can’t, he is terrible … Plus he is Scottish and was a cunt in that cuntish singing film with Nicole Kidman, and that completely cuntish starwars shit where he tried to emulate Alec Guinneses accent – prime example of his inability to act.
What’s worse is that for some reason he’s revered as a good actor!!?? What the fuck are these people on? He is so incredibly shit, plus he’s got this permanently smug cuntish grin on his face!
Also, the BBC are paid him to ride around the world having a jolly on a motorbike with his pasty, ginger lookalike twat cunt friend!
If he’s not added to the cunt list then you’re all a bunch of cunts!
Nominated by: Kunta Kinte
Yes to everything you’ve Cunted. He is the archetypal ‘one trick pony’ of the luvvy world. Should his fizzog appear on the eyed god it’s panic stations to get to the off button all the while shouting ! “LA LA LA” before he speaks in that affected scuntishy accent. Was that supposed to be a Yorkshire accent? (Brassed off) Was that supposed to be acting (Star Wars)? For feck’s sake why don’t they have mute buttons in cinemas. A prime candidate for prenatal euthanasia if ever there was one.
You sir are a Cunt. Now fuck off!
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Charley Boring, sorry, Boorman is also a cunt. And his dad is a shit film director. Anyone seen “Zardoz”? Worst attempt at a Science Fiction movie ever. “The penis is evil” for fucks sake…..
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Errrr hello!!!!
And he is a dirty SCOTTISH CUNT!!! Another one of those fuckwit twats that love the rain infested cunt bucket country, never say anything bad about it but would never think of actually living there!!
CUNT!!!
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You Sir are clearly having difficulty coming to terms with your suppresed sexuality. No wonder your wife left you. Anyway embrace your love of the pink oboe, afterall buggery is your national sport.
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You’re right ewan mcgregor is a cunt ,he’s also doing a second trainspotting film,trainspotting 2 that’s what we need another movie to glorify the use of heroin addiction. When so many have finally gotten off the shite, a good message for the young generation do heroin and fuck up your life. This proves the evil movie making cunts promote drug use and are behind trying to get ex users on the shite again.
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My old mate, a very gentle bachelor soul and a trainspotter, went to see the original thinking it was about…. oh yes. He’s never talked about the experience.
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I can speak from experience I use to be addicted to diluadid which is practically prescription heroin its fun for the 1st 3 years but hell for the rest of your life. The only drug I approve of now is hash and pot because the worst that will happen is you will get sleepy and hungry. Stay away from hard drugs unless you anticipate ruining your life even alcohol is no good apart from a occasional glass of wine or brandy but in moderation. Movies that talk about drugs in a good or bad light should be viewed as propaganda. I’m not anti-drug I believe they should be legal because it’s no different from cigarettes or alcohol but they are bad fucking news . Btw if there is a god why did he create drugs … short answer) because this world is filled with cunts and life is too short is my only theory.
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I haven’t watched in many movies. In fact, I’ve only ever seen him in the three Star Wars movies he did. To be fair, EVERYTHING about those movies was shite. But McGregor is shiter than shite in them, especially his attempt at mimicking Sir Alec Guinness voice. Even his beard was shite. And that grin in the photo above, is suspiciously similar to the one his fellow Scot, Tony Traitor Blair used to flash. So his grin is shite too.
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Never thought about the McGregor – Blair fake grin connection before = excellent spot.
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And that grin was finely honed, polished and mastered by ‘Sell all the Gold’ Brown.
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“So Ewan, you’ll be playing a young Obi-Wan in this film. Are you happy with what that will involve?” “Och Aye, I’ll do an impression of Alec Guinness.” “Er, that’s not quite…” “Hoots, Ah’ve nailed it. Haggis. Thistles”
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Can I nominate rugby for a cunting? We’re about to be over-run with pricks pretending to like this crap. A bunch of massive queers on the pitch (who go on about shagging birds but seem remarkably happy sharing baths and waving their cocks at each other, never mind what happens outside of the changing room) and a bunch of massive queers watching, slack cocks twitching in their pants. And the women watching it are fucking dicks as well. Rugby = CUNT.
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No. You can not.
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Luke Shaw’s injury is a pretty bad one, as football injuries go… But these cunts who are going over the top about it are… well… cunts… As Sgt Major Shutup would say, ‘Never in my life have I seen such a display of blatant poofery!”
I bet the people who clap Luke Shaw in the 23rd minute on Sunday are the same
benders that were drinking rose wine in Eindhoven ….?Football is truly fucked when supporters are asking for a round of applause for a fucking injury… It’s turning into a faggot fest… Whatever happened to doc martens and half bricks on the Stretford End?
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Clapping at at predetermined time in a match for something like any injury is utter wank.
My team started this trend but at least it was in appreciation of our captain who had been diagnosed with fucking leukaemia, a life threatening illness, not a fucking broken leg. I sympathise with Luke Shaw but the MU fans need a fucking reality check with this one.
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The hysterical cunts who have come up with the idea of clapping for an injury are about to deliver a massive insult to the memories of those who previously received such a gesture when they passed away. A broken leg for fucks sake.
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Gareth Thomas and his Guinness ad need an emergency cunting.
How many years is it now that he decided to tell a totally indifferent public that he was gay. I couldn’t give a fuck then what he got up to, and I most certainly don’t give a fuck what the cunt is doing with his arse now….but Guinness now think his tearjerking ‘geyyyy’ sob story is worth an ad.
Like fuck it is.
They can shove their black stuff up his ring.
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So who’s got him then:
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/rugby/world-cup/2015/gareth-thomas-it-may-be-harder-to-win-pool-of-death-than-reach-the-final_sto4915183/story.shtml
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Was anyone genuinely surprised that a rugby player was gay? It is the gayest of all sports, even more so than football and boxing, both of which are at the Liberace end of the sexuality spectrum.
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PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING CUNTERS BEWARE
A tide orf drug resistant clap is reported by STD clinics to be surging through the North. Sir Limply offers a simple remedy. Do not shag a geordie. Well you would not want to would you.
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You can only catch it, if they drop their Kebab
It’s spread by hot chilli sauce coming into contact with your penis
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john mcdonnell is still a cunt. his apology was no apology, he merely apologised if he caused offence. he didnt apologise for what he said because he still actually believes what he said. funnily enough ( as i’m on here) i hate the word cunt but the word is perfect for him . cunt.
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I have to agree with Guardian Hater about that yawn-fest that is the Rugby World Cup. We’ve had the shit rammed down our throats on the news for the last year and a half (only eighteen months to the big kickoff ; only seventeen months now to the big kickoff) and on and fucking on. Now the massive pile of shit is about to actually start, the coverage goes into overdrive. 4 Sky sport channels, 2 free to air, radio and newspapers dedicated to it. One minute of news to report on war/famine/earthquakes etc. followed by twenty three hours fifty nine minutes banging on about the fifteen queers in black playing a boring fucking game. Fuck rugby. Boring shit played by square headed thick cunts.
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….but the Haka is an awe inspiring sight……zzzzzzzzzz
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Mrs C has done a more frightening was dance after I polished off all of the red wine last weekend lol
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Oh yeah. To the talking heads on T.V that keep telling us “we’re a nation of four million rugby fans”: NO WE FUCKING AREN’T. Those that like the game, like it. Those that don’t, don’t. Probably a fifty fifty split, so shove your rabid affection for cunty rugby up your well reamed arse.
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Good call Dan. The mind numbing war dance gets rolled out for any occasion you care to mention (visiting heads of state, funerals, envelopes being opened etc). Fuck the Haka, the Maori and the All Cunts. Shoot the fucking lot of them.
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I would like nominate FUCKING HALFWITS WITH BEARDS
WHO CLAIM THEY WERE IN AFGANISTAN and when you call them out they fucking shit themselves SQUADDIES ARE SQUADDIES AND CIVVIS ARE CIVVIS
He was told have you played call of duty on eggs box
I am bricklayer and not a bullshitter and never been in the armed forces
But when a cunt in a hamburg bar starts piping up and not in squaddie talk deserves a fucking slap SAD FUCK
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How the fuck can a full blown tosser say such things
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