Chris Froome is an arrogant worthless cunt. He rides round the fucking Tour de Cunts, bombed out of his mind on booze and drugs, dressed in a faggot outfit on a child’s toy and then complains when normal people spit at him and throw piss at him.
If he came near my house, I’d throw dog shit at him, but that would be a waste of good shit. For fucks sake froome, grow up and buy a car, you mingebag and face facts – you’re a first class cunt !
Nominated by: Little Lord Cuntleroy
How to become a professional racing cyclist sportsman in just 7 days, and earn £1 million per year, for just a £100 investment.
1) Buy a second hand racing bike from ebay (must have at least 10 gears). Can easily find a suitable one for minimum £70 including delivery charges.
2) Buy a plastic head-guard cycle helmet from toys are us. Cost about £5
3) Buy a pair of pooftah-gay lycra shorts and a plain coloured sweat-shirt from George at Asda. Total cost about £20
4) To stick onto your new sweat-shirt, buy a load of iron-on corporate-logo stickers from WH Smith. (Sky, Virgin or Coka-Cola ones are best). Cost: about £5
5) Become a racing cyclist amateur by joining any council-taxpayer sponsored rainbow-cycling sport club. Cost: free
6) Open an online twitter and facebook account and blog attention-seeking stuff (photos and You Tube videos of yourself} about your new sporty cycle-racing hobby.
7) If you’re the right looking cunt, the mainstream media sports hacks will notice you within a week. You will get sponsorship to be a professional cycle-racer, and race in the next Tour de France.
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How to become a cunt in one comment
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Actually he won 1st 10th mountain stage pretty impressive as far as biking goes. He did get urine thrown in his face god those frenchie cunts are bloody retarded they can’t stand when someone else wins. French fries want a french winner sore losing cunts!
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not sure how serious this is but can’t agree with it at all. anyone who even finishes a 3 week grand tour is a hero in my mind, far far more of a hero than any footballer. i dont suppose froome will ever read this site but if he did he might have something to say about accusing him of being a drug cheat, he isnt.
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Bernard Hinault is a Garlic-munching, garlic-sausage sucking, white-flag waving, occupied French CUNT
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Anyone riding a bicycle over the age of 16 is a cunt. Not only do they not pay any road tax nor have insurance but they don’t have to pass a test to ride on the roads. Not that this is a problem as most think its OK to ride on the pavement instead. They don’t stop at red lights and they view the rest of the highway code merely as suggestions which may be disregarded as it suits. They expect roads to be closed down so they can pursue their puffy hobby thus inconveniencing proper people who actually pay for the roads in the first place. But the real clincher, the thing which gets right on my tits is their holier than thou, condescending and completely misplaced and erroneous assertion that they are actually doing something good, something worthwhile. They have evolved to a higher state of consciousness and are actually saving the planet and all us un-enlightened plebs from ourselves. Wrong, cunt! You are playing around on a kids toy and getting in everybodys’ way while you are about it.
Froome is merely the first among cunts…
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That’s hit the nail on the head. Could I add: Some sort of identification mark to the list. I see this morning all HGVs have to have safety barriers fitted to protect the cyclists. WTF! At who’s expense? Yer. I thought so. They’re on wheels, they’re fair game. Let battle commence.
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An ID mark? Like branding CUNT onto their foreheads?
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No way! Gives Cunts a bad name.
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Ignorant cunt,
You say cyclists have no insurance? well what about national insurance?
Who do you think pays for the ambulance, police and clear-up after a road accident?
It certainly is not the motorists insurance company, they may pay for the damage to the CAR, but that’s it
National Insurance covers the cost of the ambulance, police, accident investigators, closure of the road etc
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So why do they send you a bill for the ambulance if there is an accident?
National insurance doesn’t pay for this shit. It pays for pensions. The rest comes out of your taxes and council tax.
So only employed cyclists are covered then according to your logic?
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‘anyone riding a bike over 16 is a cunt’. ha ha. well i only stopped riding mine a year ago at the age of 61 and havent ruled out the possibilty of getting back on yet, funnily enough my name is rich too, i dont want to become far rich. now i know this is risky but fuck it, the reason i stopped cycling was because i took up , wait for it…. GOLF !. over to you!
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Don’t get me started on golfers……
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Fucking hell golf cunts.
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Proper Cunt’s wheel with their GTi……………………
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ha ha go on do your worst!. you could start with that old favourite, a good walk spoiled!. then mention something about hitting a little white ball into a hole.
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Or Tiger woods is a Cunt?
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Golf courses are cunt farms.
Sorry, had to get that one in.
Personally can’t stand golf, mainly because I’m shit at it. That and the people who play it are some of the most boring cunts on the planet who like to waffle on about the couple of grand they just spent on custom made bats.
A couple of grand!!! Had they spent that on coke and whores for the weekend that would be interesting and something to brag about….But golf racquets and monogrammed golf balls FFS!!!
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“Golf is the only game where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look out of place” – Robin Williams.
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I started playing at school – basically to get out of playing rugby. It’s a loss less physical.
My handicap got down to 6. I gave up golf over 30 years ago.
Problem is when you start, you’re crap. You hit the odd good shot, you get a buzz but you expect to be crap, so it’s fun.
When you get down to about 18, you hit good shots and bad shots. The bad ones don’t spoil your day and the good ones still give you a buzz.
When you play off 6, they’re all good shots, but you get frustrated when you miss a putt or end up in a bunker. You get no buzz out of the good ones, because they’re all pretty good. The bad shots really wreck your day.
At this point it ceases to be fun. That’s why I gave it up. Not because I was shit at it, but because I wasn’t enjoying it…
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I used to be similar with darts, at 14-18 I played all the time, hit 180’s for fun and even did an 11 dart finish once from 501 🙂
I even used to do a pub trick where I would say:
If I hit the bull in 1 dart you get the beers in, If I miss I get them in.
I could hit the bull pretty much every time, at least 8/10.
Had some good nights out for less than £10 back then, still can play to quite a good standard but it bores me now, you need to play a couple of hours a day minimum to maintain a high standard otherwise you look like some northern cunt appearing on Bullseye in 1982.
“You wanted places, he’s hit spelling”
101 or more in 6 darts, fuck off, I could do that in 2 – treble 17 – bullseye 😀
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The main problem with golf is that it is played exclusively by boring, unimaginative, cliche-conforming CUNTS.
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Coronation Street deserves a good cunting….
Once a good show (about 40 years ago!) with endearing and interesting characters, it is now an all-out cuntfest…. The stories are ludicrous: there’s a murder every other month, everybody has shagged everyone else, and it’s more like Ancient Rome than a Salford Street… The characters are also complete cunts… Tracy fucking Barlow has a body count bigger than Jack The Ripper (and she gets away with it every time!), Steve MacDonald is like a crap Stan Laurel (only he’s not funny!), that skinny drug dealer Callum is supposed to be scary (when he’s about as scary as Fingermouse!), her with the massive head playing 15 year old jailbait when it’s obvious she’s about 20 years old… Not to mention that little cunt with the curly hair who’s turned into a child psycho, Sally Webster is still a total cunt, Les Dennis (of all people) brought in for a ridiculous storyline (an impostor posing as his son as a joke, then his real son dies), Whining Gail still has no chin, that Scouse cunt, Craig Charles, former devil-child David Platt has turned into Cliff Richard…. The list goes on….
Bring back Minnie Caldwell and Albert Tatlock…
I’d shag that Carla Connor though….
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“little cunt with the curly hair who’s turned into a child psycho”
I assume you’re referring to Simon Barlow? History’s only mixed race child born of two white parents.
Main problem with Coronation Street is that when it started in the early 60s, it owed a lot to movies like A Taste Of Honey. You could say Coronation Street was the Shameless of its time. But now it’s just like Last Of The Summer Wine would be if it had been written by Larry Grayson.
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It should have been ended when either Elsie Tanner left in 84 or Hilda Ogden’s exit Xmas 87…. It hit its peak in the 70s and the 80s were so-so (never the same after Elsie left for good and Stan Oggie died)…. But the 90s onwards has been shit… Des Barnes, Racquel and Curly, the fucking Battersbys, the Windass family, Martin Platt, the Malletts, Fred ‘Foghorn Leghorn’ Elliott, Reg Holdsworth… Dreadful stuff…..
Now it’s at its lowest ebb… Cartoon gangsters, John Inman type gay caricatures, members of Girls Aloud, multi-culti bollocks, and Michelle Collins (also shite in NeverEnders) filling Annie Walker’s shoes in the Rovers was probably the final nail in the coffin…
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Windass family?! What’s next? The Snotnose family? The Waxear family? The Pisswilly family? The Cheeseminge family?
Fucking hell!
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Norman, do you actually watch this stuff?
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Watched four episodes with the Mrs recently (she still loves it.. Women eh?)…. I’d heard it had become bad, but it’s more like fucking rotten… Used to watch it up until the early 90s… Gave up on it around 94…. Only caught bits of it since then… It’s now on a par with that pile of scouse shite, Brookside….
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Corrie turned crap when it was made in colour. Huddled aroind a black and white 14″ Baird watching a proper gritty bit orf northern misery, that was proper telly. Imagining getting flagellated by Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell, bugger me, that was proper fantasy. Only noteworthy thing about the programme now is it has the world’s longest running character played by the same actor, Ken Barlow/William Roache since 1960 ffs. Long enough for him to have survived paedo allegations and several nominations for The Pool.
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Indeed me butler reminds me Roache was in it from the very first episode, double ffs with knobs orn.
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You must feel really strongly about Corrie as it’s the second time you’ve nominated it! It’s not moved further up the queue though 😉
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I suppose so… Those older characters were part of my childhood… It isn’t even made by Granada any more really…. ITV is just soulless corporate shite now…
Anyone else clocked that ‘women’s channel’ ITV Be? For fuck’s sake…
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Never been the same since the goods van came off the viaduct and landed in the chippy.
It was an LMS 10 ton covered if you’re interested. Thought not.
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Good nomination, Coronation Shite certainly needs a well deserved cunting.
If I wanted to watch a bunch of lazy, soap-dodging Northern cunts I would visit Manchester,
ITV was once a good broadcaster, it is now a fucking joke, wheeling out such classic shite as:
X-Factor,
Britains Got Talent
I’m a Celebrity
Flockstars
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