The Flying Cuntski

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Dioclese has stated many times that our harmless bit orf fun can prove to be profoundly educational and I trust that this indeed is one such occasion.

The Ekranoplan was one orf those Cold War Russki nightmares that belongs in a James Bond filum but none the less existed. Recall hearing about it whilst doing a spot orf liaison work in East Berlin. Apparently flew about ten feet above the water and carried enough missiles to sink a battleship. Never really took orf (if you’ll excuse the pun) because it was neither fish nor foul – not really an aircraft and not exactly a ship. Got into conversation with some spectacularly sozzled Russkies who were somehow attached to the project. They were piss scared of ever going up in the thing and I can see why. Russki military technology has always posed more orf a threat to the poor commie cunts that have to operate it than to the intended victims.

Lots more about it here on a website that Fred West would appreciate!

Noninated by: Sir Limply Stoke

58 thoughts on “The Flying Cuntski”

  1. Check out the Kalinin K7 and you will see the mother of all bad ideas.

    Apparently it actually flew a number of times…..and then crashed killing all on board.

  2. Chris froome is an arrogant worthless cunt. He rides round the fucking Tour de Cunts, bombed out of his mind on booze and drugs, dressed in a faggot outfit on a child’s toy and then complains when normal people spit at him and throw piss at him. If he came near my house, I’d throw dog shit at him, but that would be a waste of good shit. For fucks sake froome, grow up and buy a car, you mingebag and face facts – you’re a first class cunt !

  3. The prudential bike ride is an absolute CUNT!

    This morning I am meant to be taking the mother in law to the cemetary in Gunnersbury to pay her respects on the anniversary of her husbands death, followed by a visit to her favourite fishmonger, pets at home and B & Q to get some plants to cheer her up.

    But no.

    Instead I am a prisoner in my own home due to the entirety of West London being gridlocked because a bunch of lycra clad Scania fodder need the A4, the hammersmith flyover, the Cromwell road and the A316 closed off so that they can wiggle their arses at the cunt behind in a procession of maximum cuntishness.

    Already had one head on collision on our road where an impatient cunt decided to drive on the wrong side to try and turn right….straight into another car.

    Prudential can go and fuck their collective mums with their AIDS riddled micropenises if they think they will ever get my business after this fucking fiasco.

    And I hope the cyclists headbutt an oncoming HGV.

    FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU BUNCH OF STD INFECTED VAGINAS!!!!!

    I HOPE YOU ALL DIE SCREAMING!!!!

      • I would happily “suck your fat one” but you will really need to get up the clinic first, 25 years of fucking your boyfriends arsehole, 4 doses of gonorrhea, 3 doses of genital warts and 25 years of shit and smeg under your foreskin makes “sucking it” an impossibility, your boyfriend may enjoy the taste of wrinkly cock, cheese and shit but I have a far more sophisticated palette!

        So people who ride bikes are nonces? thats a fucking generalisation.
        Maybe you should stop drinking beer, eating Iceland food and get some fucking exercise you smelly dicked cunt 🙂

        Maybe you are bitter because you have to pay car tax, road tax, fuel duty, insurance, MOT and I would still beat you in any city centre over 10 miles on my “nonce mobile” as you so eloquently put it

      • Fuck, forgot to add..

        There is a huge difference between Sunday riders who hog roads in groups and think they are in the peloton with no regard for other road users and people like myself who ride either alone or with a couple of friends for fitness!

        Now go wash your fucking dick, I can smell it from here!

      • you really are a fucking cunt,cyclist. Why don’t you grow up ?
        It’s a child’s toy, not a fucking sport. Motherfucker

  4. Dead pool news: it’s being reported that Cilla has snuffed it. BBC and SKY however are not running this story as yet . Could be a false report. Time will tell.

      • Cunted her a while back but failed to nominate her. Bugger. Story all over BBC News. Do not believe any sportsman landed the old ginger trout.

  5. Thank fuck, maybe the the Yewtree net was closing in on the haggard old scouse cunt.
    I know someone who worked on Blind Date back in the 80’s as a runner, he said Cilla was a fucking cunt of the highest order, demanding things be done for her and talking to people like they were shit

    I would say RIP, if RIP is an acronym for Rot IN Piss

  6. I too have heard tales of her astonishing unpleasantness. Disappointed to hear Brucie (who I have no problem with) describing her as “a lovely person”. Most people who met her described her as “a cunt”. And she was a lying fucker as well (if “my Bobby” dies I’ll retire from telly etc).

    • I heard that too – apparently she was one of the most loathed women in showbiz, along with Elaine Paige and Maureen Lipman. All the fucking hypocrites queuing up to pay tribute are monumental cunts.

      Apparently her post mortem was inconclusive – still, at least we know it wasn’t her heart as she didn’t have one.

      • A professional scouser and a Thatcher loving cunt… All you’ll see is other celebrity showbiz luvvies (and cunts) lining up to say how ‘great’ she was… Cilla was one of them who licked the arses of the rich and famous, but treated other people like crap…

  7. I knew a guy who was a cuntestent on Blind Date back in the day. He was the one who got to choose from 3 mingers to take on a date, nothing exotic if I recall, just Alton fucking Towers or some such cunt trap.

    Anyway, back in the studio every bodies favourite scouse auntie lays into me mate good and proper, by all accounts he gave back as good as he got which had the audience pissing themselves and booing Cilla which she got the real cunt about and got security to drag my mate off the stage.

    All this was edited out in the final cut of course which just left my mate looking like a proper cunt.

    May there be a special place in hell for buck teeth, caterwauling, scouse ginger cunts.

    • And that fucking FAKE accent. No scousers have ever spoken like she did at any time EVER.

      And Piers Morgan has just described her as “a national treasure” which, as all cunters here know, is proof positive of cuntitude. And fitting too that it should be Piers Morgan who named her thus, given that it takes one to know one.

      • They reckon she was a right greedy cunt as well, all ways wanting more and more money. A selfish old trout, and the sad thing is the grief jackers are really going to go to town with this one. We are never going to hear the fucking end of it.

      • When Cilla’s eldest son, Robert, was involved in a fatal road accident – the car he was driving hit and killed a young motorcyclist – she told the Press:

        “It was terrible for the boy’s family, of course, but it was a traumatic time for Robert, too, who had to live with what had happened with him at the wheel. He was fined £250 for careless driving, and there was an enormous amount of bad publicity because of who I am”

        – no, I think you’ll find there was an enormous amount of bad publicity because your cunt of a son killed someone and was only fined £250, you fucking cunt.

      • I remember morrissey stated in a interview that the reason the smiths broke up after they did cover of cilla black although morrissey is lying cause he intentionally drove the band into the ground and screwed over the bassist and drummer. Also Marr said “I wrote ‘I Keep Mine Hidden’, but ‘Work Is a Four-Letter Word’ I hated. That was the last straw, really. I didn’t form a group to perform Cilla Black songs”. Cilla Black was a bitter cunt never signed a autograph and hated poor people she was a elitist posh stuck up cunt who was bitter all the time . Heres a http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1767356 forum of peoples stories experiences with the ginger haired cunt “my apologies to ginger haired cunts”.

  8. CALAIS IMMIGRANTS

    French Prime cunt Minister Manuel Valls and Le frog Presidente Francois Hollande have long lost the plot about the hoards of illegal African immigrants setting up filthy jungle camps in Calais and invading France. Why are the African Muslim migrant scum not being rounded up and arrested by special French Force police and thrown into French immigration detention centres? All the immigrant fuckers swarming the Calais ferry and Eurotunnel terminals are dealt with kid gloves by the useless French. Why is everybody, including Prime cunt Minister Cameron, pussy-footing about this? Where is the riot police, water canons, high voltage electric security fences and the military force? Why does Calais frog mayor invite “bleeding heart” charity do gooders to feed these immigrant cunts and help build their squatter camps?

    I say, call in the British Army Paras. If the illegal African cunts don’t surrender to detention and immediate deportation, then shoot to kill the immigrant fuckers.

    The French and the British politicians dealing with this Calais immigration fiasco are all fucking useless spineless cowardly cunts.

    • Don’t be so fucking soft on the cunts, why give the vermin chance to surrender? A quick double tap a piece and then feed the cunts to the pigs, there’s no shortage of pigs in France…..

      • We should never have built the fucking tunnel anyway… Who wants to be linked to a load of surly frogs?

        And they should send in the SAS to off all those shitehawks…
        One thing I’ll say for Maggie: she wouldn’t have stood for this shit, and the cozzers on horseback wouldl be twatting them the minute they stepped on UK soil…

    • The only thing that will make those fucking losers wake up is when their daughters bring home some lovely cultural enrichment that duct tapes them to a chair, strapped with H.E. and demands asylum for them and their entire family in the name of Allah.

      That and 90% tax on their earnings / welfare to pay for the shitstorm they’re enjoying so much.

      They will get the point. It will take a really long time to sink in to those thick skulls, but eventually they understand.

      Just like Tony fucking Blair’s daughter now understands after that little incident a couple of years back.

      • Having lived and worked in Africa for many years I find it incredible that the feckless fucking scum have managed to make it all the way to Calais. Believe me when I say that the cunts waiting on our doorstep to be let in are the cream of the crop, the very best that the festering shithole that is Africa has to offer.

  10. I would have thought a few rounds of rapid fire from a British rifle platoon would make them run away

    Well the French at least

  11. Id like to nominate: ‘Out pouring of public grief’.

    A pre-emptive Cunting.

    So Cilla is dead and she dodged the Dead Pool just to piss on our chips, but, it’s the Cunts on all the six o’clock news who’ll share my good Cunting.
    I predict reports of an: “Out pouring of public grief”. No. There’ll be the usual suspect lovies wheeled out, sobbing into their monogrammed silk hankies spewing the usual platitudes: she was such a talent, gone too soon blah, blah. Cut to outside broadcast unit at the Cavern Club now with two sunglassed, dayglo vested securidrones holding back the masses all looking for their fifteen minutes of fame. Reporter asks bearded, be-tattoed fat scoucer and her husband for their thoughts, lemme guess: She was our princess, Queen of Livapule, always true to her roots and can I just say hi to me mam……… And Liverpool Council (City of Culture, and to think they put a cunt in Scunthorpe, there’s injustice for you. Cunts) are straight on the bandwagon with a book of condolences; I bet that’s had ‘Red Rum’ scribbled out and Cilla inked in double quick; anyway it’ll have been nicked by now. Cunts.
    No! No! And thrice No! Don’t presume to tell me when and for whom I shall pour out my grief you manipulating cunts. Don’t try to convince me with your crocodile tears and squeaky voice how good she was you pointless wanna-be cunts. She was a toothy, titless and talent lacking annoying cunt discovered in a dank, damp cellar in Scallyland true to her roots from Costa del whatthefuck, but, that’s not going to stop everybody and his dog with access to the media telling the world we’re all sheeple pouring out our grief. Cunts
    Perhaps a site Book of Cuntdolences is in order, just to redress the balance.

    • Prescient as ever dear heart. Keeping me head doin to avoid tsunami orf faux scarse grief. Can you imagine trying to shag the desiccated ginger minger. “Step Inside Love?” I think not. By the way here is an acoustic version orf the song in which she stays within her (one note) range and does not attempt to hit her excruciating upper register. A touch flat at times but listenable and there is not much in her oeuvre you can say that about:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVMel5gS84Y

    • Couldn’t agree more… There was a thread on the cunting of griefjackers (after the griefmonkey fest after cricketer, Phil Hughes, passed away)… But it seems it has become a very English disease… We all know about the chicken mourning scousers, but ever since the ‘Dianafication’ of the UK griefjacking has become part of English life… And these cunts will do it about absolutely anyone… A journeyman Bolton Wanderers footballer (who wasn’t actually dead!), an aussie batsman nobody had ever heard of, and so on… You name ’em, they’ll griefjack ’em…

      But Cilla is a big fish in the grief pool…. There will be hundreds of hand wringing, mawkish scouse bastards wailing about ‘Our Cilleh’ and about the squawking carrot top ‘Never Walking Alone’… Scousers are bad enough at griefjacking at any time… But the death of a professional scouser, this is defcon one for Scouse cunt griefmonkeys… Altogether: ‘When you waaalk…’

      I fully expect those cunts at Anfield to do the grief routine for Cilla at the first game of the new season… Black armbands, ‘Justice for Our Cilla’ on the backs of the shirts, the whole fucking bit…

      • Always thought the anthem went “When you waaank alone…” For sportsmen with very strong stomachs here is the scene from Gypsy which has been fondly recalled at length. Be warned, Paul O’Grady, Our Cilla and Babs Windsor are excruciating for charidee:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LOIGfjcxZE

      • I have very, very low standards. But the thought of “our” Cilla trying to be a sexual being makes me sick to my bones.

      • Specifically – Paul O’Grady, Dale Winton and Jimmy Tarbuck.

        (That refers to the “outpouring of grief”, though admittedly it does look like three-fifths of a very appealing Dead Pool nomination).

      • Of course those scouse cunts in ‘Der Pool’ have opened a book of condolence at their town hall for ‘Our Cilla….’
        Loads of dippers on BBC news going on about how Cilla ‘Embodied Liverpool (What? as in being a cunt?)’ and how she was like ‘One of de family, like….’

        Some things never change… They are self basting, self important, griefjacking, wagons in a circle, self pitying, shit throwing, CS gassing, bindiipping cunts…

      • Hilarious bit of TV today… This knobhead news reporter going around the streets of Liverpool: asking buskers if they could sing or play any Cilla… Guess what? None of them did…. Liverpool’s Cinderella, my arse…

        Has anyone seen the new Interflora advert?
        ‘Interflora… Flowers any time, anywhere… Liverpool, Paris, Rome, New York, Liverpool, Madrid, Liverpool, Rio, Errr… Liverpool, Tokyo, not forgetting Liverpool…’

  12. She stayed true to rich Scouse form by fucking off from Liverpool as soon as she could.

    • And finished up in Este-fucking-pona, which for those unfamiliar with the Costa del Cunt is about as close to cunt central as it is possible to get.

  13. Cameron the Calais Cunt

    Bugger me butler, getting reliable gen orn the Calais chaos is like trying to count paedos in Rotherham. Cameron and crew are all about laying smoke screens orf lies to obscure what is going orn from the British people. The best that me intelligence committee can make oit is this. Far more wog scum are fucking orf from frogland and getting over to dear old Blighty to claim benefits than is being let on and this has been going orn for months. Police chiefs various across the country are saying that they are seeing 500 extra or more orf said wog scum orn a daily basis. Confirmed by what les frogs are saying, 1500 – 2000 a night storming the tunnel a day who then vanish to be replaced by similar numbers orf wog cunts and so it goes orn. Said wog cunts must be going somewhere and I have me shrewd suspicions. South Coast where we withstood the full force orf Hitler is once again under siege.

    Know an old cunt does a spot orf farming down Hastings way. On the road is the ferry port orf Newhaven (run by the fucking frogs) and close to it is an old army camp name orf Tide Mills. Crawling with wog cunts, tents, cooking fires ect which the local council pretend to know nothing orf. Other land owners report much the same thing. Where once there were Poles and Romanians and now that they are nicely housed, their camps have been taken over by the wog cunts.

    What is Cameron doing about this liberty? Bugger all. All the cunt does is fuck orf orn holiday. Red mist rises. To think that this once great nation possessed Calais. Take the piss hole back again and let the Paras run it. Sort the cunts out. Flog orf all the flash motors with UK plates that the frogs have seized from the dodgy cunts fronting for the wog cunts. Sell hunting licences to yank dentists and let them patrol the tunnel. This side orf the Channel we have our shot guns ready.

    • This Calais bullshit is serving another purpose, over the last couple of weeks this Channel Tunnel Migrant invasion story has morphed in to the real agenda, the legal precedent being set via legislation that landlords can evict illegal migrants, but on the flip side this precedent will be so ambiguous it will be able to be interpreted for ANYONE, not just Olav from Poland and Embeku from Africa.
      As always, a perceived external threat being used to change our Society, terrorist, illegal immigrants, pea-doughs [sic] & of course hackers, the gift that keeps on giving in the destruction of any perceived or legal rights you believed you had!

  14. “Don’t panic, don’t panic! Give ’em the cold steel… they don’t like it up ’em!”

      • And where are the paddy cunts when you need them? the provos could have blown up that channel tunnel by now..

      • I reckon that British “Anarchist” twat, who has set himself up in a caravan marked “Travel Agency” near the port to aid the buggers getting to Blighty, needs a massive kicking from a load of outraged lorry drivers. Anarchists in general are probably due for a cunting anyway. Like their Socialist brethren (who exploit anarchists and use them as “Shock Troops”) they are mostly spoilt little rich cunts who thoroughly despise the REAL working class, because most of us actually do possess the savvy to not find their pathetic Utopian fantasies appealing. I mean, Charlie Gilmour? Johnny Marbles? (Real name Jonathan May Hyphen Bowles!) Men of the People? Pffft!! Wankers! CUNTS!!

  15. It’s ironic that the wogs threw us out of Africa decades ago. Now, after a generation of self rule they can’t wait to get into Blighty!

    “FUCK OFF, CUNTS” what is it about that simple and clear message that they do not understand?

    • Exactly I’m tired of being labeled a racist because I don’t want a bunch of thieving raping ungrateful cunts to run free . If thats not bad enough they have to take their evil barbaric religion from 610 AD and bring it here. If you sell bacon in a deli shop/restaurant or have a ad or children s book with a unclean animal as a character they will say “we are are offended get rid of it or else”. I don’t know about you but I’m not looking forward to paying jizya tax or being governed under sharia law or having free speech rights being silenced. People say that will never happen but there is already being talks of it in muzzie neighborhoods. There is too many peace loving cunts who are fine with this happening I swear the next person who calls me a islamaphobe I’m gonna slap the shite outta them. Next boat of 20,000 thousand migrants that comes here just sink the murdering cunts ship.

      • Dead right, TitSlapper… We now live in a place which is supposed to be a christian (C of E) country, yet anyone who puts up a cross in a restroom or wears one is told to get rid of it as it offends any towelhead employees or customers… Did our granddads fight a war so these cunts could succeed where Hilter failed?! Was the class and cultural revolution of the 1960s for this?! This country is now worse than it ever was under Heath, Callaghan or Thatcher, and I never thought I would hear myself say that…

      • Yeah I know it pisses me off a bit that kids nowadays don’t know about the English Civil Wars and what John Wycliffe,Thomas Cranmer,and William Tyndale went through to give us our freedom from religious persecution and delivered us from the hypocrisy,greed and bigotry of the pope. I don’t care if your a humanist or atheist but you have to at least agree to disagree that most protestant and lutheran religions(divisions,sects) are more peaceful then most religions especially that of islam and roman catholicism although catholics I can tolerant alot more then muzzies its the pedo-popes and church who is a cunt.

      • Btw I found slade in flame https://youtu.be/z20QI2MoWEo on youtube today haven’t watched in yet well 5 minutes but gonna watch it tonight after a few errands. It looks really good, slade look like pretty good actors. Still think “Beginnings” album was a masterpiece(which is weird considering it was viewed as a dud when first released) but SIF is great too. Also you might want to download it using youtube converter of clipconverter , If you haven’t seen it that is or get the torrent . It won’t stay on youtube long as soon as the dmca police step in it will be removed.

      • Thanks for the Slade link… I had it on DVD a while ago, but I haven’t seen it for a long time though…Will definitely revisit it (and the lads are good in the film)…

        Compared to the crap that’s around now, Slade were a great band… Real song skills and firepower, and not afraid of sending themselves up… I met Noddy when he worked as a DJ for Piccadilly Radio in Manchester, and he was a sound bloke… I also like ‘Beginnings’ and ‘Flame (‘How Does It Feel’ is a magnificent track)… I also love ‘Slayed?’ too… The friendly rivalry they had with Bolan and T.Rex was great for the charts… Mind you, we knew how to have fun in those days…

  16. Yeah T.Rex are pretty good Although Marc Bolan definitely tried alot to look like Barrett he idolised Syd. Also have you heard of Steve Peregrin-Took? he was Syd Barrett’s friend. He was in Tyrannosaurus Rex then they sacked Steve from the band for spiking Marc’s drink, “where jugs of punch prepared for the event were spiked with the powerful hallucinogen STP. Took had already earned himself the nickname “The Phantom Spiker” Bolan was certain Took was the prime suspect” I just liked Tyrannosaurus Rex bit more I think Tooks input was interesting to say the least added unique instruments like bongos, African drums, kazoo, pixiphone, and Chinese gong. He also had another band Shagrat which is a really good band but they only recorded 6 or 7 songs(at least check out three little pigs ” its a funny drunken song” , still drawing still born and beautiful deceiver) definitely worth checking out.

    • I’ve heard about Steve… He choked to death on a cherry… Marc was good enough doing his earliier stuff with Took, but when he recruited Micky Finn he knew what he was doing as far as boosting his pop image goes…
      Took hung out with Syd and Kevin Ayres… Bolan was also very good friends with Bowie… Now it’s got to be artists who just bitch about each other and have staged ‘feuds’… Pathetic really…

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