Dead Pool 23

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the demise of Stephen Lewis aka Blakey from On The Buses.

So well played, Norman. Your Blankety Blank chequebook and pen are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 23.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

96 thoughts on “Dead Pool 23”

  1. Already nominated from the previous thread:

    Shaun of the Dead 69
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Jimmy Carter
    Billy Graham
    Douglas Slocombe
    Grace Lee Boggs

    Wee Aberdeen Cunt
    Greville(peedo) Janner
    Bill(suck my cock) Clinton
    Rolf (The dirty cunt) Harris
    Dennis (The beast) Skinner
    George (bomb the bastards) Bush Jr

    Fred West
    Clive James
    Denis Nordern
    Denis Healey
    Warren Mitchell
    Doris Day

    Sir Limply Stoke
    Mohammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    John Hurt
    Sir Peter Hall
    Ken Dodd

    Norman
    Tommy Docherty
    Charles Manson
    Shirley MacLaine
    Jimmy Hill
    Maureen O’ Hara

    Cuntfinder General
    Jerry Lewis
    Gerald Depardieu
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter (already gone, pick again)
    Olivier DeHavilland

    King Cunt
    Bruce Forsythe
    Prince Phillip
    Nancy Reagan
    Kirk Douglas
    Michael Parkinson

    All Seeing Eye
    Dick Van Dyke
    Helmut Kohl
    John Noakes
    Mel Brooks
    Val Kilmer

  2. David Rockefeller
    Carol Channing
    John Glenn
    Henry Kissinger
    Angela Lansbury

    So many cunts; so few choices.

  3. Blimey, dead pool winners coming thick and fast!

    Anyway can i have:
    Dickie Davis
    Frank Bough
    Noel Edmonds
    Derek Hatton
    Jacob Rothschild

    • Fuck me I’m a cunt,

      It should be Dickie Davies, not Davis!

      Sorry for my cuntish lack of attention to detail

  4. Please can I have:

    Wee Jimmy Krankie – Janette Tough
    Tara Palmer Tompkinson
    Jane Fonda
    Michael Douglas
    Jeremy Corbyn

    Thanks!

  5. Bugger they are dropping like gypos…..
    Here goes, once again:
    Shane McGowan
    Miley Cyrus
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Keith Richards
    Michael Barrymore

    Admitted, more of a wish list than a realistic ‘death list’.

  6. Tony Blair
    Kate Moss
    Saif al-islam Gadaffi
    Ken Livingstone
    Cara ‘my daddy bought my career’ delavigne (oh please God, make her go away!)

  7. Well played Norman,
    Stephen Lewis is another old school of Brit TV sitcom comedy who is now gone.

    Here are my mixed bag dead pool 23 five:

    Robert Mugabe
    Pete Murray
    David Bellamy
    Bill Maynard
    Bhumibol Adulyadej (King of Thailand)

    • (Should have checked! Cuntfinder General bagged Mugabe. I’ll have Valerie Singleton instead).

      Here are my mixed bag dead pool 23 five:

      Valerie Singleton
      Pete Murray
      David Bellamy
      Bill Maynard
      Bhumibol Adulyadej (King of Thailand)

  8. My usual nominations:

    1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Sepp Blatter
    3/ Sepp Blatter
    4/ Sepp Blatter
    5/ Sepp Blatter

  11. Sticking with my previous five…
    Colin Dexter
    John Carpenter
    Dennis Waterman
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook

  12. Helmut Schmidt
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (Pope Benedict XVI)
    Des O’Connor
    Dennis Waterman

  14. Marian Shields Robinson (dirty old cunt)
    David Attenborough (fig leaf for corrupt BBC cunts)
    Queen Elizabeth (looking a bit shagged out these days)
    Penelope Keith (looks sort of embalmed already)
    Bill Oddie (cat- hating bastard)

  17. Chuck Berry
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Little Richard
    Debbie Reynolds
    Sir Bernard Ingham.

  18. Hello, please may I have

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Sandi Toksvig
    5) Tony Booth

  19. God! The dirty cunt Cilla Black is still getting media coverage. What a talentless dirty piece of fag-hag shit from the sewer of the universe – Liverpool.

    The filthy stinking ugly retarded dirty diseased shit from Liverpool is now in the news because evil filth from Liverpool are robbing her disgusting Jimmy Savile shrine in Buckinghamshire.

    What a filthy evil cunt that stinking old bag was. Everybody from Liverpool should be stabbed up the arse and burner alive. Liverpool is the home Satan.

    • Those scouse cunts never stop… Even the coroner said today that Cilla was ‘A daughter of Liverpool…’ Well, she was a cunt if that’s what he means… If any bindipper pops their clogs, these bastards can’t just pay tribute to their human qualities (if they had any!), they always have to put in bullshit about ‘Scouse wit’ ‘Liverpudlian charm’ and ‘Liverpool’s Cinderella’ (as that unfunny, fat scouse cunt, Tarbuck, has repeated parrot-fashion since Cilla’s demise!)…

      And what’s all this crap about Cilla being buried in her ‘beloved Liverpool?!?’ She hated the fucking place and pissed of the minute she could…

  21. My lot:
    John Prescott
    Alex Ferguson (sorry Norm)
    Wolfgang Schäuble
    Kim Jong un
    Alex Salmond

    • No apologies needed, Bolton Boy… Fergie is a Glazer sucking cunt…. The old cunt also inflicted Moyes upon us…

  23. Fuck it – just back and more bloody work to do….!

    Oh – hang on a mo! I’ve missed an entire pool or somebody can’t count. No- I’ve missed one.

    Bloody hell. These things are like buses. You don’t get one for ages and then two come along at once….

    • Advanced senility maybe but have a distinct feeling you missed two pools at least dear heart.

  24. You cunts don’t leave much, do you? Serves me right for going on holiday I hear you say!!!

    Anyhow, here’s my 5 barely alive…

    Herman Wouk
    João Havelange
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Al Molinaro
    Harper Lee

    I’m hoping the exciting of that new book will cop for old Harper. Certainly nearly bored me to death…

    • Well did you at least enjoy your holidays, they say 7 out of 10 people don’t enjoy there holidays. Btw entopy bagged George Cole and norman got Stephen Lewis .

    • When one of my first boyhood crushes dies, it shows I am getting old…
      Loved that show… Burgess Meredith’s Penguin will never be bettered (Danny Devito my arse!)… I believe the lovely Julie Newmar is still with us though…

      • As a little kid I remember how excited I was watching the first Batman programme. (can’t recall if it was ITV or BBC – the only two TV channels at that time). I agree Burgess Meredith’s Penguin character was the best acted villian. Pity Burgess went on to act with that body-builder dunce Sylvester Stallone in them Rocky films.

        As for Julie Newmar as Catgirl – well I always preferred watching the better Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. And my sister and me used to role-play Batman and Batgirl when we were wee little tykes.

      • Frank Gorshin’s Riddler was good too… That eternal show off Jim Carrey tried to better Gorshin in one of those awful 90s Batman films, but he failed miserably…

        So Cliff is singing at the plague of the airline’s (ie: Cilla’s) funeral… I don’t think he’ll be singing ‘Living Doll’ though…

      • According to the BBC, her funeral is at the church in Liverpool where she was married.
        Odd as they were married in a London register office…

  27. I would like:

    Jim Bowen (shame as I liked Bullseye)
    Bobby Charlton
    Bernie Eccleston (cost me £200+ to get into Silverstone the cunt)
    Paul Gascoigne
    David Copperfield

    Bet you wished you got these don’t ya you Cunts.

  28. In spite of what all her (many) critics said, they were wrong about Cilla…
    There is now undeniable proof that ‘Ms. Black’ would be seen dead in Liverpool…

  29. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34051952 :I see no-one had the fraudster ..sorry “psychic” cunt Colin Fry.Saw a couple of his programs before for a laugh.Complete fucking fraud and yet people couldn`t see how generic his questions were.”Did you have a Granny who liked Church and Songs of Praise” or “Have you ever lost a member of your family” and such like and the cunts in the audience were lapping it up.All over Facebook today I have seen the typical platitudes of what a smashing talented bloke he was.Christ sake I could just about understand Cilla as she was whether or not we liked it a big star in the 60`s but this guy wasn`t exactly a showbiz type or a talent.He was a fake.Also why couldn`t the cunt have announced he was dying so I could have picked him for Deadpool?I mean he was psychic after all surely he should have fucking seen it coming? I might go to see his best mate Derek Acorah and ask him to communicate with him just to see if the answers are as vague as you would expect from a “paranormal expert” making contact back to us.

  30. Derek Acorah… Another on the make scouse cunt… Wonder if Derek has had a natter with Cilla since she shuffled off?

    What’s happened in the US is a truly terrible business… Just a shame that Kay Burley and Piers Morgan don’t work for WBDJ7 News….

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