So well played, Norman. Your Blankety Blank chequebook and pen are in the post.
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 23.
Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Please die top 5
Ken Dodd
Ex Pope Benedict
Jimmy Carter
Alex Ferguson
Michael Heseltine
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Popey & Heseltine noted – but I’m afraid the other three are taken…
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Martin Moron,
15 catholic Benedict Popes are dead – they are all “Ex” Popes.
Your dead pool nomination should be “Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger” (former Pope Benedict XVI)
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Joanna Lumley (just a hunch)
Stormin’ Norman Lamont
Iain Dunkin-Donuts Smith (unnatural causes…)
A former Spice Girl
Fergie (puts her foot in it once too often…)
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Former Manchester United winger, Ralph Milne, has shuffled off….
One of Fergie’s worst signings and from the dark days of Colin Gibson and Jim Leighton…
Milne attained a kind of cult (cunt) status amongst United fans… He was, quite simply, one of the worst players I have ever seen at Old Trafford (or anywhere else)….
There will probably be some Twitter based cunt acting all outraged and shocked about how I am showing ‘disrespect’ to an ex-United player, and how he was a ‘good servant’ and ‘deserves better…’ Two words: Fuck off!
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All we are interested in Norman is whether the cunt was bagged or not. I take it the answer is in the negative?
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No, Sir… Nobody had Ralphie… Apparently died of liver problems… He was a bugger for the sauce when he was in Manchester… He certainly played like he was pissed…
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Just like poor Bestie. Sat on the flight with him over to Belfast a few times. At the end such a sad sight.
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My old man used to see Georgie, Mike Summerbee and Brian Kidd around town in the 60s pubs and clubs…. My dad told me there was nothing ‘big time’ or flashy about Bestie, he was sound and one of the lads…
Ralphie, for all his faults on the pitch, was a good lad off it… Just a drinking, betting down to earth lad like the rest of us…Not like today’s footballing cunts with their mansions, slapper WAGs and armies of bodyguards..
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Callum Best is due a massive cunting…. Coming soon…
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In memory orf a stirrer orf me loins and wearer orf suede mini skirts in the sixties, Judy Carne (the “sock it to me” girl from Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In for those that remember).
She is orn the left with Goldie Hawn and Chelsea Brown
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I remember Judy from Laugh-In…Always remember her joke with Sammy Davis Jnr:
Judy: ‘What’s black and white and has two eyes?’
Sammy: ‘I don’t know… What’s black and white and has two eyes?’
Judy: ‘You and Moshe Dayan…’
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Sammy Davis Jr actually had one eye, other was a glass eye and he was also a satanist
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pete doherty
beneditine cucumber bollocks
gary neville
simon cowell
kanyne west
theres more!!
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the pope
obama
the dead pig fucker
emily bishop from corrie
roger moore
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You are only allowed 5!
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Don’t worry about it – I’m ignoring all of them…
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So cantankerous Yorkshire cunt Brian Close has been stumped, played his last over ect ect. We missed Ritchie Benaud. Anyone bag him?
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It doesn’t look like it, not that I could tell. Although Justin Beiber’s lookalike is dead, Thats a plus some homo who dedicated his life trying to look like a cunt spending millions on doing just that. Looks barely anything like him the eyebrows are too big the face is a bit off but close . I would of just punched his ‘ead in presto instacunt .Also Wes Craven dead oldish news and Mose Malone NBA star are dead as well. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/justin-bieber-lookalike-toby-sheldon-found-dead/story-fn907478-1227500871178
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Beiber just did a live gig in Sydney. Fucking Ozzies renamed the island Bieber Island in his honour.
This proves beyond a doubt that Ozzies are cunts.
Did in their rush hour too just to prove they’re cunts…
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Surely someone had Brian Sewell?
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Fuck fuck fuck!Had him last pool but dropped him !:(
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I was sure I’d seen Sewell’s name on a recent list. Bad luck, Shaun. I dropped Donald Sinden from my list just before he died so I know how annoying that is!
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Have to confess I was convinced the “Poncey Art Critic” was already dead…..
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Damn and bugger. Was going to say I thought someone had Sewell but, tough cheddar Shaun, in the wrong pool. After a few pools with early fallers looks like this one is a bit orf a stayer. Funny old game.
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Very annoying bet hey you can`t get them all! Hopefully one of the cunts I picked this time will follow Sewell`s example.
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Could have sworn someone had Jackie Collins but can`t see her on the list.Must have been another one!Another miss.
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If memory serves sister Joanie was in the frame some time ago so she is still available (and older)….
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Lord Ashcroft (Dr Kelly suicide style)
Isabel Oakshotte (Dr Kelly suicide style)
June Brown (Clocks ticking, cancer)
Bill Turnbull (Accident with Bees)
Peter Andre (hit by a bus, I wish)
Do I get ‘bonus’ kudos and bragging rights for predicting the reason for their demises?
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June Brown doesn`t have caner does she???
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She definitely doesn’t have caner, she doesn’t have cancer either but her eyesight is complete shite. If she dies from anything it will probably be old age/heartattack or fall down the stairs
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Like our old friend, Cilla…
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Also like our Cilla she has already said she doesn`t want to live much longer
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Gutted I missed Brian Sewell… The fucking snobby, up his own arse cunt…
Did anyone have Callum off Corrie? Everyone’s favourite drug dealing cunt was offed on live TV tonight….
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So Fred West has bagged Dennis Healey. Did you have a wager on the old cunt Fred? Another one bites the dust so well done that man. I will stick with me old list please:
Mohammed Ali
Leslie Phillips
John Hurt
Sir Peter Hall
Ken Dodd
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Healey was stolen from me after a recent completed Pool and never returned.
Once again I miss out.
Once again:
Dick Van Dyke
Helmut Kohl
John Noakes
Mel Brooks
Val Kilmer
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By the blood of Christ I mun get in quick. I bespoke me
Jerry Lewis
Gerald Depardieu
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter
Olivier DeHavilland
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Douglas Slocombe
Howard Marks
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