Dead Pool [21]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead who came up on the rails to win by a short head on Sir Peter O’Sullevan. I nearly disallowed it because Peter O’Sullivan is still alive and kicking. That would have been petty just because you’re a cunt who can’t spell!

So well played, Shaun. Second scalp for you – one more to join the elite team of three time winners.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 21.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [21]”

  1. Someone who did a lot more for people than Cilla or Cecil the Lion has died….
    I am of course refering to Dambusters pilot, Les Munro…. But will most people care? Will they fuck… The Twatter and Fuckbook cunts will continue to pay tribute to a talentless, Tory Scouser… Cunts, the lot of ’em….

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33769486

  2. ‘Our Cilla’ to be buried in Liverpool? Liverpool’s the last place Cilla Black would want to be buried… She hated the fucking place and the thieving, smelly, bullshitting, self basting halfwits in it..

  3. By God’s Grace I am returned with such intimations of The Devil that my loins doth quicken and burn with the evil that these men doeth
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Denis Lotis (a once popular singer My Lord)
    Sir Peter Hall
    Gerald Depardieu
    Gerry Lewis

  5. Well done Entopy! For Deadpool 22 can I have Peter Sallis Douglas Slocombe Zsa Zsa Gabor Brian Sewell and Howard Marks?

  6. I’ll have my usual five for the next pool:

    1) Clive James
    2) Denis Nordern
    3) Denis Healey
    4) Warren Mitchell
    5) Doris Day

  7. This seems fun. I shall have a try with these

    Olivier DeHavilland
    Robert Mugabe
    Charles Aznavour
    Tony Bennett
    Des O’Connor

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