The masses of Twitter fucktards who are using the hashtag ‘Take us with you, Scotland!’ are Judas cunts of the highest order.
Tory government or not, those SNP pigs would never, ever get my vote or support. Any twat form the north of England who has been involved in any tweeted SNP wanking should be put on a ship: it should then be taken into the middle of the Atlantic, and then one our submarines should fucking sink it…
Nominated by : Norman
( errr… aren’t all our submarines based in Scotland? Just askin’ like! )
The SNP are cunts. Financially illiterate cunts. Scotland cannot stand on its own feet without Englands subsidies. The UK works (just) and has influence (not so much these days) because of what the ‘U’ in UK stands for you stupid bagpipe fondlers. Undo that and you’ll be back in the days of Robert ‘Spider botherer’ Bruce, living in mud huts and foraging for haggis. Fucking idiots.
SNP = Simply No Point …
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SNP = Salmond’s Nazi Pricks.
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If the hair between her legs is anything like the rather bizarre hair on her head, then surely SNP = Sturgeon’s Nasty Pubes.
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Take your submarines and sail them up your ass 🙂
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How the fuck do you “sail” a submarine. It’s underwater
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by sailing along the surface you sasanach cunt.
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take your kilts haggis fried mars bars and slagpipes and sail them up your cunt
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I bloody hate hashtags , another tool of the feminist devil and the PC thought police , nothing good has came out of twitter or tumbler. Speaking of feminist devils recently Anne Perkins of the Guardian made Nobel Winner Sir Tim Hunt resign over sexist comments these comments aren’t sexist but don’t worry cause Ms. Perkins will make these comments sexist and will convict anybody with logic and reason “a rapist” supporting rape culture.
you can read the article here if you like http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/10/tim-hunt-science-prejudice-against-women
Now excuse me gents as I have day filled with Hashish, Fart Porn , Video Games and Music . You raping bastards will never understand how difficult my life is.
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English submarines ‘sail’ as they are crewed with gentlemen and therefore civilised. Unlike the deep fried pie eaters what are clearly not. That’s why Aberdeen is grey, the same colour as the sky, the sea and a steak and eyeball pie. We have The Queen and captains of industry. The sweaties have Rab C Nesbitt and a dress for blokes. The English submarines what sail in and out of Faslane and HolyLoch are protecting the Sanctimonious Nationalist Pariahs from themselves. No offence of course…..!
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The town of Aberdeen gave us the great players, Denis Law and Martin Buchan…The football club of Aberdeen, however, gave us the abomination that was ‘Slippery’ Jim Leighton…. The worst goalkeeper I have ever seen (and that includes Massimo Taibi, Mark ‘Cunt’ Bosnich, Roy Carrol and Paddy Roche)…
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Fucking bunch of English cockfags!
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Eloquently put…You deep-fried sausage jockey cunt.
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Yeah, I thought that the skirt wearing, heevey drinking, deep-fried twix and tatties cunt put it really well. For a sweaty, skirt wearing, heevey drinking, deep-fried twix and tattiies cunt anyway. He is probably from Dundee where all the classy tartan-sock wearers go stealing. Definitely not Edinburgh as that is English of course. As always, no offence intended. Cunts.
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As much as I hate those cunts down in Westminster, I don’t want to be ruled by these fucking Jocks either! North England can survive itself! …. proud to be a northern English cunt! 😀
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ROY CHUBBY BROWN for First Minister of NORTH ENGLAND ! Ya fat cunts!
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You should join with those other numpties the fucking barm-cake munching, terrier shagging, thatched cottage cunts from the Ostracised Cuntry of Yorkshire. And you could team up with the fucking Cornish ‘Kernow” cunts as well. You could create a pincer movement, the Clotted Cream cunts coming at us from the Southwest, you chips, peas and deep-fried gravy cunts from the North and we could have a cholesterol & diabetes competition in the knife and fork capital of the western haemorrhoid which is that shithole Yorkshire, “tha’ naws”. The enemy within I reckon, fucking treachery. At least you always know a sweaty, the daft cunts have four blue triangles on their dense, square, grubby clocks and think that ‘Highlander’ is a Discovery Channel production for National Demographic……… The Jew hating midget Meltdown Gibson is a national hero in Sweatland since he portrayed the first Sweaty gangster, William the Wallet. ‘Course, good old King fucking Eddie the Englander put paid to his fucking racket I am pleased to say, proper slotted him. I’m glad I’m from God’s Country, Nottinghamshire, you cunts can’t knock that…………. You can’t.
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Doesn’t the statue of William Wallace look like Mel Gibson? ie: it was made after (and based on) that romanticised Hollywood bollocks…. That film is bullshit and Wallace was, apparently, a real cunt (Braveheart my arse!)… Which is a coincidence because Gibson is a cunt too…
I haven’t been to Nottingham for years now… It was always good when United played Forest… Forest had a very well organised and handy firm… All the books and documentaries go on about Chelsea, West Aiiim (cunts) Leeds bigger (cunts) and Millwall… But Forest and Spurs were up there with the best of them…
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Just read up on wallace’s death, fuck me I forgot how brutal Medieval period was “Following the trial, on 23August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle upon Tyne, Berwick-upon-Tweed”
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Back in the good old days they had proper punishments.
If the Wallace cunt tried it on now he would be called a very naughty boy, given a six month suspended sentence in a holiday camp prison and a council house with full benefits for him and his clan upon release.
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Why does the name “McCluskey” spring to mind?
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Sturgeon and salmon are next
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Forest (or, more to the point, Cloughie) also always saw United coming…. He must have pissed himself laughing after he offloaded Garry Birtles and Neil Webb….
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Football’s not my thing Norm tbh. My lads both follow Forest mind. Nottingham itself is a boghole these days, still revelling in glorifying that tax-dodging Yorkie cunt Robin Hood, though the fucking ‘Robin Hood Experience’ shut years ago, much like a lot of the place. I live in North Notts, that’s the, er, posh bit…….! You can’t get deep-fried porcine ring-piece, poached organic sheep renal components and boiled mangel worzel round here like you can Norf’ of the border…..!!!
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The Nottinghamshire Constabulary were some of the biggest cunts to ever police a football match in the 70s and 80s… Although the West Midlands pigs were even bigger cunts….
I’m sure a lot of people in Notts hate Robin Hood… Unlike Liverpool, where every cunt of a certain age claims that they were asked to join The Beatles…
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I’m surprised that red-faced alcoholic, professional Northerner and all-round wankstain Brian “I should be England manager but all the players think I’m a cunt” Clough hasn’t been cunted on these esteemed pages. One for you Norman?
Peter Taylor was also a cunt.
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No offence taken Cunts, Aberdeen is a dull fuck of a place, that’s for sure. And Jim (butterfingers) Leighton was indeed a cunt. And you can take northern England and stick that up your ass as well, actually you can ram all of England up your Ass. No offence of course. As for English submarines ‘sail’ as they are crewed with gentlemen and therefore civilised. Ask the poor cunts on the General Belgrano, see what they think. I am sure he would identify as cunts. We are quite happy frying our Mars Bars, and other delicacies, as we die of alcoholism and smoking related illnesses. But I do wish all you English cunts well, and as for our Nicola, id rather fuck her than stick it up Cameroons or Osborne’s back passage.
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Belgrano was a commissioned, active warship, in a war. An old American Cruiser playing at Battleship. The fact that she was grossly outdated, poorly crewed, outmanoeuvred and banjoed needs to be taken up with her buyers and handlers. The captain of Conquerer is to be congratulated for doing his job…….Those corned beef munching Argies had their day with Galahad and Sheffield so fuck them. To be fair most of the sweaties I met when I was contracting in the 80’s on the airbases at Leuchars, Lossiemouth and then over in Stornoway were fucking bang-on especially the Glasqueegies who were contracting alongside us. But I have to admit that that night in Forres when I asked for a pie and the cunt bunged two in the chip fat, I fucking blanched at that!! They were good people in that town. Shame they were sweaties really……!!!!!!! Aberdeen is full of transients because of the rigs and Dundee is wholly populated by horrible cunts. They should blow the fucking Tay bridge up.
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You are a fucking prick.
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You didnt get any likes did you you tartan skirt wearing bagpipe fiddling fag!
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he got a lot more than you, if it wasnt for your precious empire going out and raping the world for all you could steal. India America Canada Australia ect, your overpopulated shithole of a cuntry would have starved a fucking long time ago.
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And the Scottish soldiers served their too, you bog eyes haggis raping cunt.
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