You know the type of people who just can’t help it, you only need to look at them drawing breath and think, ‘this is going to be utter shite…’ A person whom the words ‘utter’ and ‘cunt’ are conjured the instant you see their face or hear their name. A cunt of biblical proportions, so pure and devoted in cuntitude that the very fact they are a cunt is a modern dogma. A modern day apostle.
I am clearly talking about Russell Brand. That fuck mook is now telling cunts stupid enough to follow him to vote Labour, thankfully its after voter registration has closed but still, one has to have a special loathing for turncoat, media whore nonce cunts like this. His cuntitude is practically a religious study in itself. He clearly has a severe and unusual medical problem with his anus, as so much shit just appears to pour forth from his mouth every time it opens.
Arise, Pope Cunt the first!
Nominated by: The Captain
Comedian and activist (ha fucking ha) Russell Brand has said that he regrets getting swept up in party politics ahead of the general election, in a new video on his YouTube Channel the Trews.
Though he “thought he could make a difference” he admits he is “just a bloke with a laptop and a bit of mouth” and had “no influence” on the outcome of the election after backing Ed Miliband in the week leading up to Labour’s polling day collapse.
The outspoken TV personality, who famously told Newsnight presenter Jeremy Paxman he did not vote, reconsidered his position after an interview with the opposition leader last week.
Of course Brand is only saying that because Milliband got shafted… The smelly sack of shit would be full of it if Labour had won… Just a bloke with a laptop and a bit of mouth? Nah, Russell, you are a cunt who thinks it’s all a game… Becuase your ridiculous bank balance and celebrity status means you don’t really give a frig who governs Britain… Just die, Brand, you fucking cunt…
Nominated by: Norman
( I was going to use the Newzoids puppet of Brand as the picture for this post, but it’s hard to improve on the real thing )
In a list of my most hated cunts, brand comes first, second and third. I can’t understate how much I loathe this cunt. The only people who come close to the level of this nobody’s cuntishness are those stupid as fuck idiots who listen to this piece of shit and spend money buying his rambling books and follow him on the home of cunts that is twitter.
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Wish the cunt would just die quietly in the corner
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Every fibre of his being is 100% pure cunt. And he looks like he stinks of piss.
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And Muslim spunk.
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Don’t forget new age consciousness spunk
He loves cum
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Nothing this pseudo-socialist, ex-smackhead, libertine talentless loudmouth spouts can be taken seriously.
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Russell’s brand of ideology that spews out is obviously smelly body elimination waste. Rancid dripping rhino virus snot, sulphurous projectile vomit, stinking diarrhoeaed excrement and and venereal diseased ejaculate.
In my opinion this makes Russell Brand the undisputed King and Queen of all UK celebrity cunts.
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John Carver and Fabricio Coloccini are cunts… Actually having the brass balls to tell the Newcastle fans to ‘do their bit’ at the end of the season…. Do either of them really think that they won’t?! I feel sorry for Toon fans who have to put up with these twats…. A long way from the days of Keegan, Beardsley and Waddle… And even further away from the golden days of Bobby Moncur and Super Mac…
And Mike Ashley is a fat, parasitic cunt… Everyone knows he’s a Spurs fan anyway…
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“Pilsbury dough boy” John Carver has managed in just a few short months, to bring the toon to the brink of relegation.
Burning him alive on the town moor along with that cockney shyster Ashley is the only fitting punishment for their collective arrogance, stupidity and incompetence.
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Poses with weapons-grade vanity as some sort of alternative to modern career politicians, but would he be so concerned if his Hollywood career hadn’t gone straight down the shitter? Would he fuck. He’s as careerist as it gets (and a cunt, obviously).
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Of course he doesn’t care about who governs Britain, he’s got a
£ 1.5m flat in hoxton at £5,000 a month and I wouldn’t be surprised if he dodges his taxes too why else would talk about politics write a book implying he’s like Che Guevara(Far From it) and support Miliband to also add insult to injury he doesn’t vote.. Ha . “just a bloke with a laptop and a bit of mouth” Thats what the blokes he sucks off say.
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https://youtu.be/lG5U_fuGKAc Here is Brand sucking up to Morrissey acting like a high society fag Drunk on the english language or some other substance , fawning over themselves like little schoolgirls who are proud of their achievements of entertaining and brainwashing the masses if Morrissey has anything to be proud of is turning more men gay and being a national treasure Russell could be charged with the same. If I ever met Morrissey I would ask that Cunt what he thinks about PETA’s very unethical practice on killing more animals then kill shelters!! but I already know the answer “I get payed millions and I additionaly get pegged by Ingrid Newkirk while we laugh at the stupid people who buy into this PETA scam”.
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Brand is a huge cunt and there is no doubt about it! But he has emptied his nuts in Katie Perry and probably all over her face as well….and her tits…..and her bum crack……
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